Petunia/Vernon Oneshots

Our story begins in Vernon's house, he's on his first date with Petunia

Petunia smiled. "This meal looks grand, Vernon."

Vernon smirked. "Is it fit for a queen like you, my dear?"

Petunia blushed. "You think that I'm a queen?"

Vernon beamed, "No queen could be prettier than you."

Petunia grinned. "Oh, stop it. If you give me any more compliments, my head will be too big for my shoulders."

Vernon laughed. "That's funny, but I was only speaking the truth, my dear."

Petunia smirked. "Well, I can play that game too, my darling Vernon."