As wise as they say
Our tale starts in the Owlery at Hogwarts. Wilhelmina is visiting her boyfriend Errol.
Errol hooted. "It's been a while since your last visit, Mina. What's wrong?"
Wilhelmina smiled slightly. "I can't believe that you noticed, you really are as wise as they say."
Errol smirked. "Did you ever believe that I wasn't?"
Wilhelmina reassured him, "No, my dear."
Errol asked, "So, what's wrong?"
Wilhelmina explained, "All of the students and Professors think that our relationship is disturbing."
Errol told her, "Ignore them, they're just jealous."
Wilhelmina sighed. "Maybe, but I'm fed up of everybody thinking that a human can't date an owl."
Errol grinned. "You can do whatever the hell you want, Mina."
Wilhelmina beamed, "Yeah, you're right. I can do whatever the hell I want!"
Errol chuckled. "There's my girl."