Soulmate malarkey
Our story starts in the Gryffindor common room. Errol is visiting his girlfriend Wilhelmina.
Errol asked, "Well, what's the urgent matter that you wish to discuss then?"
Wilhelmina smiled. "This whole soulmate malarkey... I think that it's real."
Errol insisted, "Do explain, dear."
Wilhelmina told him, "Okay, so don't be mad at me, but there was this boy in my house who I sort of had a crush on. Anyway, he asked me out the other day, but I just knew that I had to say no to him and tell him my heart belonged to somebody else... Like I just knew in my heart what I had to say to him, if that makes sense?"
Errol replied, "I know precisely what you mean, I feel that way all the time. It was what led me to my ancestors' owners in fact."
Wilhelmina said, "It's just so weird, but I understand what you mean by us being soulmates now."