(Amphibia) Dear the Waybright’s and Wu’s
Dear to whomever it may concern:
I was just writing to tell you about how your- I mean my children have been. They are very happy and adjusting to life pretty well after the adoption. They both just came out to me Marcy as non-binary and Sasha as trans. I guess they never had the will to do it with you.
I’m sure deep down they miss you but right now all it has been is fun game and movie nights. They seemed to be enjoying our company and food.
Although, Wu’s I do have a question about the scars on Marcy’s arms. I noticed after them moved in with THEIR PARENTS (cough cough not so subtle flex cough cough) the scars stopped. As well as the fact that the scars look like nails and belt whips? That is so strange…. I’m sure its nothing.
Oh, and the Waybrights! I must have forgotten about you. I was so busy caring for MY son (in your face suckers) that I forgot to ask about the emotional damage he has? Mind answering that for me?
Oh well look at the time! Its time for me to spend some time with my kids! Go fuck yourselves!
Love,
Mrs. Boonchuy proud mother of THREE kids :)
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“Really mom? Really?”
“Yes they deserved it Anne. Also if the phone rings and it says fuckwads on it, don’t answer. I want to.”
Just at that moment the phone started ringing with the caller id of ‘Fuckwad #1’