What the fuck

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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What the fuck
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Nymphadora Tonks, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Death Eater Characters, Dobby (Harry Potter), Luke Simon (OC), Roger Taylor (OC), Pete Hudson (OC), Saul Evans (OC), Noah Granger (OC)
Tags
Swearing Crack Music Musical Instruments Muggle Technology Muggle/Wizard Relations Mayhem Malfoy Manor (Harry Potter) Monkey Wrench Foo Fighters Fender Stratocaster Rodgers Drum Kit Gibson Les Paul Fender P Bass Bellatrix Black Lestrange Is A Little Shit Voldemort is getting tired of his idiot death eaters Nymphadora Tonks has a band authorial power: UNLIMITED POOOOOW-WAAAAAAH There Is No Such Thing As Black And White Morality In War
Summary
During Hermione’s torture Tonk’s and her band invade Malfoy Manor and wreak the placeCrack
Note
The reason for Rodger Taylor as a drummer it’s to poke funny at Queen’s drummer Roger Taylor and Duran Duran’s drummer Roger TaylorAnd Noah hits Bellatrix with a Stratocaster Keith Richards styleAnd Monkey Wrench is owned by Roswell/RCA Records and was written by Dave Grohl, Pat Smear, and Nate Medel

What

“Ok so this is the door.” Said Tonks “And I can made some stuff into drums and amps.” “Perfect.”

“WERE DID YOU GET THE FUCKING SWORD!?” Screeched Bellatrix

”It’s a copy!” Cried Hermione

”FUCKING LIES!”

Suddenly a electric guitar and drums could be heard in the entire manor