The Birth Of The Potter Triplets
The day Lily Potter nee Evans went into labor wasn’t a happy one. Lily wanted girls, absolutely no boys AT ALL. James Potter, the woman’s husband, wanted three children with at least one boy to be his heir. It was over this that they fought over on more than one occasion.
Remus Lupin and Sirius Lupin nee Black, James’ best friends, were in the waiting room of St. Mungo’s while James paced in front of the door.
Remus let out a slight groan as Sirius ground his ass into his lap, “Sirius! Stop it now or I will punish you right here.”
Sirius pouted, “You’re no fun, Remi. I’m the one carrying our children but fine, I’ll stop.”
James looked at the two canines he has as friends, “Wait, Siri, you’re pregnant?”
“Yep! I’m reaching the end of my first trimester. Why?”
“Nothing, just slightly surprised, that’s all.”
Remus nodded and smirked as Sirius ground into his lap again, “Sirius.”
“Sorry. Blame my crazy hormones.”
“Sirius. You keep doing it.”
“Rem.”
“No, not here and definitely not now. Your best frind is getting ready to be a father and you want to have sex. Unbelievable.”
“Guys, really?”
“Yes, really. I’m a horny blimp.”
“Sirius, you aren’t a blimp. I keep telling you that.”
“Yes, I am. I’m a giant bloody blimp with a high sex drive.”
“James, I could use some help.”
“Why?”
“Sirius is getting too heavy.”
“See! You think I’m a damn blimp!!”
“Siri, Rem never said you were a blimp. The baby and its personal weight on top of your own weight is hurting him. You need to relax and calm down.”
“No.”
“Pads.”
“N. O.”
“Siri.”
“No!”
“Padfoot.”
“NO!”
“Sirius.”
“I said no!”
“And, I told you to get off.”
“I’m not moving and you can’t make me.”
“Sirius Orion Lupin. Get your fat ass off of me.”
“Fine.”
James sighed as he got off. Remus paled when he realized what he said and who he insulted. Sirius got off alright. Got off and went home with tears streaming down his face.
“You fucked up, Moony.”
“I know. And if I know Siri, he’ll forgive me once he realizes that he hasn’t gotten to have sex today.”
James rolled his eyes as a Mediwitch came out.
“Mr.Potter?”
“Yes?”
“Congratulations, you are now the father of three healthy children. Two boys and a girl.”
James grinned and then paled, realizing Lily wouldn’t be overly happy with this. She’d probably demand that they change them into females.
He gulped and walked into the room, the Mediwitch understanding why he was so nervous. Lily Potter had nearly blown up the entire room when they had informed her of her triplets. If anything, Lily Potter was a force to be reckoned with when she wasn’t told what she desired to hear.
“Hey, Lily Flower.”
“Hey yourself, James.”
“Lily, please. There is no reason for you to be so upset. We have three healthy children. I’ve got my Heir and Spare and you have your little girl.”
“I wanted all girls! Make them turn our sons into daughters!”
“Lily, now be reasonable!”
“No! I gave birth to them all! I carried them for 9 months! I DEMAND THEY ALL BECOME GIRLS!!!”
“NO! THEY AREN’T BECOMING FEMALES! YOU’VE GOT YOUR GIRL, NOW LET ME HAVE MY SONS!!!”
“YOUR PARENTS WERE RIGHT, JAMES POTTER!”
“In what way? Telling me I was making a mistake in marrying your bitching arse?!”
“You are NOTHING without ME!”
“We’ll see, Lillian. We shall see because as of today, you are no longer my wife and those are no longer your sons!”
“You can’t do this to me, James!!”
“Yes I can and I will.”
“I HATE YOU!!”
“Nice to know. Goodbye, Lily.”
Remus frowned as James walked out of the room, holding two small blue bundles, “Didn’t go well?”
“If Sirius told you that he wanted any boys you had to become female, would you stick around and allow it to happen?”
“No. Taking your sons from her and…”
“If I’m lucky, she can keep her precious, prized daughter and I never have to deal with them again.”
“Alright, James. Let’s fill out the birth certificates and go home.”
Hadrian’s Birth Certificate~
Infant’s Name: Hadrian Marvelo Potter
D & T.O.B: July 31, 1980- 1:40 AM
Sex: Male
Weight: 8 lbs 11 oz
Height: 28 inches
Sibling(s): Damien Jamison Potter (younger male twin/triplet), Delilah Lillian Evans (eldest triplet)
Parents’ Names: James Charlus Potter & Lillian Regina Potter nee Evans
Parental Signature: James Charlus Potter
Damien’s Birth Certificate~
Infant’s Name: Damien Jamison Potter
D & T.O.B: July 31, 1980-1:45 AM
Sex: Carrier Male
Weight: 8 lbs 5 oz
Height: 17 inches
Sibling(s): Hadrian Marvelo Potter (elder identical), Delilah Lillian Evans (older triplet)
Parents’ Names: James Charlus Potter & Lillian Regina Potter nee Evans
Parental Signature: James Charlus Potter
Delilah’s Birth Certificate~
Name: Delilah Lillian Evans
D & T.O.B: July 31, 1980-1:35 p.m
Sex: Female
Weight: 9lbs
Height: 23 inches
Siblings: Hadrian Marvelo Potter (younger identical), Damien Jamison Potter (elder male twin/triplet)
Parents’ Names: James Charlus Potter & Lillian Regina Potter nee Evans
Parental Signature: James Charlus Potter
After signing all three birth certificates, James walked out of St. Mungo’s, happier than ever. Ready to start his life with the two angels asleep in his arms.
And as they say, the adventure has only just begun.