fuck no
Aberforth cleared his throat. His spoon hit against the teacup as he stirred it in the awkward silence.
…
“What?”
“Hm? Oh nothing.” Aberforth looked away.
“You have an idea? Out with it.” Harry sighed.
Aberforth licked his lip sitting up eagerly. “Start over.”
Harry stared at him blankly, raising his eyebrow.
He sighed. “I’m serious Harry, start your life over again.”
“What like in another universe, Aberforth I”
“No. Become Harry Potter again. Son of Lily and James.”
Harry let out a cackle. “Please the day I shrink down as a kid again is the day Sirius claims his family name and finally realizes his feelings for Remus.”
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“No, fuck no.”
“Hush Harold, can’t you see Black and Lupin are in the middle of their vows.” Aberforth grins smugly, adjusting his robe.
“You planned this, didn't you. You orchestrated this whole thing. When did you speak to Sirius?” Harry whispered, with an exasperated expression.
Aberforth chuckled, ignoring him.
Forget it, This doesn’t mean anything-
“You claimed your lordship?!” Remus cried.
…
Fate. Harry glowered suspiciously. Fucking bored bitch. Hopefully Aberforth-
“Harry, how will you introduce yourself to the wizarding world again?” He beamed.
Harry internally wept.
Aberforth grasped Harry’s arm, side apparating them both back to Hog’s Head Inn.
“I’m never speaking to you again. You’re dead to me.” Harry frowned, pushing Aberforth of him.
“Don't be so dramatic”
“You’re skipping! You annoying old man. Stop gloating.” Harry stormed away annoyed. “I liked it better when you lived here alone and kept to yourself. You silent toad!” He yelled from the other room.
He heard Aberforth laughing just before he slammed the door shut with his magic.
Sighing, he sat criss-crossed on the floor, meditating for a few seconds and cracking his neck.
A golden wisp of magic circled the floor around him as his height shrunk and his features became more childish.
He walked towards the mirror, tripping on his robes. He cursed, staring at himself. Nine years old again…
A female voice snickered. “Looks like you’re dying inside instead.”
He rolled his eyes, shooing her away. He didn’t have time for children. He was one…