Chapter 5
[ slytherin hotties ] [ 2:13 PM ]
barbie: oh, holy shit.
barbie: so, rons a fucking prick.
raquelle: well we all knew that
raquelle: what'd he do for you to bring this well known fact up?
barbie: hold on, ill ask mione if i can tell you
raquelle: alright?
barbie: okay i have the clear to share to ppl in slytherin that are friends w mione
barbie: so hermione came out to ron the day they broke up
raquelle: wait.
raquelle: WHAT?
raquelle: GRANGER LIKES GIRLS???
barbie: yeah
raquelle: but weasley isnt homophobic, right?
raquelle: i mean, he WAS the only straight person in our friend group...
barbie: well technically hes not homophobic, but hes still a fuckhead
barbie: okay maybe he was a bit homophobic in this instance
barbie: but anways, they were first arguing about how weasley was becoming distant and how they barely talked
barbie: unless they were arguing, at least
raquelle: and?
barbie: and then it started to get really heated,
raquelle: then what?
barbie: so hermione said something about the weasel keeping secrets
barbie: and so weasley spun it back on her asking if she had any secrets
barbie: and hermione just. came out.
raquelle: oh my god.
barbie: thats not all,
barbie: when mione came out, weasley was apparently so pissed and in the heat of the moment he called hermione...something
barbie: im guessing you can guess what he called someone who had just come out to him.
raquelle: what the fuck.
raquelle: what the fuck?
barbie: hermione tried to defend him and said that he had come back from whatever child-like tantrum induced trance he was in, and apologized
barbie: but the damage was done, and him not being able to control his anger doesn't excuse what he did.
raquelle: question
barbie: ask away
raquelle: did hermione even actually like weasley? like, romantically?
barbie: yes, she did.
barbie: now? not at all
raquelle: oh
raquelle: ugh
raquelle: how could anyone ever like that weasley twat??
raquelle: almost every other weasley is tolerable
raquelle: in fact,
barbie: please do not continue what you were about to say.
raquelle: whatever.
raquelle: i'm just saying that every other weasley would be at the very least half-decent to hermione's standards.
raquelle: not the standards she puts herself but the ones she deserves. high ones.
raquelle: she deserves better than ron weasley.
raquelle: ah, is she okay, btw?
barbie: hm
barbie: if you're so very adamant on what hermione deserves, and so concened, why not ask her yourself
barbie: im not your messenger
raquelle: but like
barbie: but, like??
raquelle: we're not really friends, dray.
barbie: ughhh
barbie: you are, pans
barbie: our friendgroup hangs out with harry's all the time
barbie: we might as well be one big friend group filled with gryffindors and slytherins and the occasional ravenclaw and hufflepuff
barbie: which is ironic
raquelle: well yeah but
raquelle: that doesn't mean we're friends
barbie: since when did you care wether someone is your friend before you annoy them?
barbie: you annoyed me with your introduction back in year 1, you did the same with harry in year 4,
barbie: what's stopping you from talking to hermione now?
raquelle:
raquelle: ugh
raquelle: shut up.
raquelle: you can't just be sensible and right like that...
raquelle: it prevents me from wallowing in my anxiety!
barbie: I MEAN,,
barbie: really, how's hermione different from every other friend you've ever made?
raquelle: well.
raquelle: everyone i befriend, i'm better than
raquelle: but i know i'm not better than hermione.
barbie:
barbie: FIRST OF ALL
barbie: that is just false. i am better than you.
barbie: SECOND OF ALL
barbie: if this is a pride thing then you should put that aside and suck it up
barbie: she needs all the support she can get
raquelle: fucking
raquelle: its not a pride thing
raquelle: im just... intimidated by her
raquelle: in a good way? like i feel like i shouldnt approach her bc shes so,,, how do i say?
barbie: her? hermione in general?
raquelle: yeah, shes just. her. she's smart AND can throw an amazing punch.
barbie: >:(
raquelle: i honestly don't care that it was you she punched, you deserved it, and i am allowed to admire a swing.
barbie: don't change the topic.
raquelle: UGHHHH WHYYY
raquelle: okay fine, i will talk to her.
raquelle: git.
barbie: fuck you, im right
raquelle: as always, draco dear
barbie: i am not giving you chocolate tomorrow. you had three boxes yesterday
raquelle: FUCK YOU