Chapter 1
[ BEST MATES ] [ 11:27 AM ]
hazza: ron, what the fuck happened?
hazza: i know you see this.
hazza: you never turn off your notifications because you don't fucking know how
hazza: talk to me soon
[ kitchen cupboard ] [ 2:32 PM ]
pans: harry
pans: where r u??
pans: we were going to meet at the library???
pans: dont tell me gryffindor's golden boy ditched me, pansy parkinson????
pots: arsehole
pots: i didnt ditch you
pans: why the fuck aren't you here then
pans: are weasle and granger having their weekly argument again?
pots: something like that
pans: the fuck do you mean "something like that"
pans: did something happen?
pots: ughhhhh
pots: its not your business
pans: everything is my business, harry
pans: i was the one who started all the rumors since 1st year, after all
pots: im intimately aware of that since it was YOU WHO SPREAD THAT I WAS CRUSHING ON DRACO!?!?
pots: i told you that in confidence :((
pans: it was stupid of you in the first place to tell the number one gossiper in hogwarts high your dirty little secrets
pans: and it worked out in the end anyway
pots: fuck you
pans: no thanks. men aren't really my type.
pots: i hate you
pans: nah
pans: yo wuuuuv meeeee uwu
pots: unfortunately
pans: shush, i'm a delight
pans: now tell me what's the deal w granger and weasle
pots: its weasley, you fuckhead
pots: and i thought i steered you away from that topic nicely
pans: you did, actually
pans: but my thirst for drama comes first
pots: youre not gonna fuck off until i tell you, are you?
pans: yep :)) yk me so well pottey pots <3333
pots: alr fine
pots: after lunch mione came to me shaking in rage
pots: then, she said she 'had enough of ron's shit, should've never tried dating a fucking ginger'
pans: holy sjit.
pans: did yhey vreka up???????
pans: whar thebfuck dut the weasle fo???
pans: us grnager okay?????
pots: jesus, pans
pots: i know you like drama but at the very least pull yourself together
pans: AGH
pans: BUT THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING THATS HAPPENED SINCE YOU AND DRACO????
pots: had lots of fun with that one, did you?
pans: ABSOLUTELY
pans: NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
pots: alright alright
pots: mione broke up w ron
pots: she didn't really tell me the reason
pots: so, no juice
pans: it's tea, you bonehead
pans: and who else knows ab this?
pots: nev, seamus, dean, and parvarti
pots: the usual group of friends we have in gryffindor
pots: now. dont spread it to anyone else except our group, pans
pans: i got over that phase, harry
pans: its much better to keep info like that as blackmail
pans: was pretty stupid of me to spread all of that juicy info
pots: keep reminding me not to cross you
pans: dont cross me
pots: noted
pans: anyways
pans: hows granger? is she okay? whats up w weasley?
pots: fuck knows where ron is, ive been looking for him everywhere
pots: i gave up an hour ago
pots: me, mione and the others in gryffindor are watching Glee on seamus's phone
pans: damn.
pans: good to know my friends have good taste
pots: eh, its alright
pots: SHIT
pots: ill go now, mione randomly started sobbing??
pots: ttyl pans
pans: right back at you, pots
pans: update me on granger?
pots: of course
pans: you better make it up to me, you tosser
pans: ditching me like this smh
pots: i'll give you some of my dad's sisig??
pans: oh fuck yes
pans: you better.
pots: yeah yeah