Chapter 1
(4:32 PM) hello my lilyflower, wanna go 2 hogsmeade 2gether????
(4:34 PM) should probably mention, its J.P ;)))
(4:40 PM) im afraid you will not be going with your 'lilyflower' as you have the wrong number.
(4:56 PM) prick
(4:56 PM) excuse you
(4:57 PM) NO NOT YOU
(4:57 PM) I MEANT SNIVELLUS
(4:58 PM) which satanic parents called their child snivellus.
(5:00 PM) none. goodbye stranger.
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(9:12 AM) Lemon and sugar, or nutella on pancakes?
(9:14 AM) you do realize your texting a total stranger right?
(9:15 AM) yh, but you could be hot ;))))
(9:16 AM) i could also be a shrivelled old man.
(9:17 AM) are you?
(9:17 AM) ...
(9:17 AM) no
(9:18 AM) precisely love
(9:19 AM) no
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(3:12 AM) so stranger, hru? whats your name? ;))
(3:14 AM) do you usually play 21 questions with all the strangers you text?
(3:16 AM) i regret to say you are my first stranger.
(3:16 AM) its 3AM go to sleep
(3:18 AM) goodnight stranger
(3:18 AM) night J.P
(3:19 AM) regulus, by the way.
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