Bonus Epilogue
—Harry PoV
With a sharp pop I return to the rooft- ok, where am I? I think as I find myself in a very strange grey floating space. Odd noises ringing in the background, yells and laughs and a lot of gunshots for some reason. A lot of gunshots.
Strange.
Anyway I turn and notice a pile of blue cards lying around on the floor. Picking them up I find them to be a speech of some sorts. Shrugging it I begin reading.
“‘Thank you for reading The Wizard Himself. I didn’t know… how to end…’ What is this?” I ask myself in thought.
“Yeah, I just didn’t know how to end this. Figured this may as well be how.” Speaks an unfamiliar British voice behind me.
Bang!
—3rd Person PoV
As Harry’s dead body falls to the floor (?) another figure steps forward cautiously picks up the surprisingly unstained flash card and sits down on a chair that appeared out of nowhere. Settling his handgun on the armrest he takes a deep breath before looking right at you.
“And so… I really don’t know how to end this.” Nodding awkwardly he coughs for a moment before adding. “Well normally stuff like this ends with the gunshot. But I may as well add. This fanfic is inspired by surprise, surprise The Guards Themselves made by White Lightning HQ otherwise known as Door Monster. Also I in no way own either The Guards Themselves or Harry Potter. All rights go to Door Monster and JK Rowling respectively.”
With that said he leans back and waits for this all to end. Chapping his lips together he picks up the gun again and twirls it around in hand. “Maybe if I go shoot someone else this fic will end.”
With that said he gets up and goes to a suddenly appearing door. Opening it up he steps through into what looks to be a TARDIS rip-off. Being piloted by yet another Kyle.
Clicking back his gun he raises it and lowers its end at the unsuspecting Kyle. Only to be cut off as another gunshot rings out first and he falls to the floor.
“Well that’s… something.” Comments another Kyle as he tosses off an invisibility cloak. “Didn’t know others could work their way into our videos.” Glancing over he makes sure the Doctor!Kyle doesn’t notice anything as he grabs the poor authors body by the legs and drags him back through the door into the internet once again.