first date
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
3:01AM
I can’t do this anymore
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
4:20AM
Gi-hun needs to perish
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
5:03AM
I’M KILLING MYSELF
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
5:03AM
This is my public crashout
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
5:03AM
Livetweeting my suicide
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
5:04AM
Tying the noose
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
5:04AM
Stepping off the chair
jun-ho’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
8:17AM
I hate everything.
Replies:
gi_hunnie: WHY DID YOU CHANGE UR DISPLAY NAME TO #1 GI-HUN HATER
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:34AM
sae-byeok: [2 attachments]
sae-byeok: what the actual fuck happened last night junho
ali: o-o are you okay?!?!
ji-yeong: LMFAO I DID NOT EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO JUNHO CRASHING OUT ON TWITTER
jun-ho: I hate my life
jun-ho: I am going to commit suicide
gi-hun: WHAT HAPPENED
jun-ho: FYM WHAT HAPPENED
jun-ho: This is YOUR fault
ji-yeong: ???
ji-yeong: EXPLAIN
jun-ho: So first of all
jun-ho: I was forced to take a night shift
jun-ho: Which means I had to deal with dae-ho all night
jun-ho: And if that wasn’t already bad enough I ALSO had to deal with GI-HUN all night
gi-hun: WDYM DEAL WITH
gi-hun: I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A LOVELY CONVERSATION
jun-ho: NO
jun-ho: So since it’s literally 2AM there’s not a lot of calls so me and dae-ho were pretty much just camping out in the car the whole night
jun-ho: And since I was bored to death and had nothing to do i made the mistake of texting gi-hun back
gi-hun: MISTAKE
sae-byeok: LMAO
jun-ho: And this mf texts me all night asking for tips and shit about my brother to try to seduce him better
ji-yeong: HELP
jun-ho: And i’m basically stuck between dealing with one overgrown toddler in the car next to me and one dumb bitch on my phone from 1AM-5AM
jun-ho: And when we FINALLY get a call
jun-ho: We get called to this house for a simple burglary
jun-ho: But when we get there dispatch neglected to tell us the burglar is STILL THERE
sae-byeok: LMFAO sounds like you had an eventful night
jun-ho: THATS NOT EVEN ALL OF IT
jun-ho: So we go into the house to investigate
jun-ho: And i get SHOT
ji-yeong: WHAT
ali: omg are you okay??? D:
sang-woo: What the fuck did I just walk into
jun-ho: Dw the bulletproof vest caught it
jun-ho: But it still hurt like hell
ali: im glad you werent seriously hurt !!
jun-ho: Thank you
jun-ho: But then this DUMBASS dae-ho starts fucking crying because he thinks I’m dead
jun-ho: And he starts doing CPR and trying to give me mouth to mouth instead of catching the CRIMINAL WHO JUST SHOT HIS PARTNER
jun-ho: So I have to fucking push him off me and get up to arrest this guy
jun-ho: Istg
ji-yeong: omfg junho cannot catch a break
sae-byeok: HELP???
gi-hun: WAIT WTF U DIDN'T TEL ME YOU GOT SHOT?????
jun-ho: AND THEN
ji-yeong: theres MORE???
jun-ho: When I finally finish this stupid call and get back into the car to try to have a peaceful rest of my shift
jun-ho: Gi-hun texts me a screenshot of my brother saying THE NASTIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN TO HIM
gi-hun: I JUST WANTED ADVICE ON HOW TO RESPOND//??
gi-hun: I WAS SURPISED TOO OK
jun-ho: Don’t ask his FUCKING BROTHER??
jun-ho: MY EYES ARE STILL BURNING
sae-byeok: wait i kinda wanna see what he said LOL
ji-yeong: JUNHOS BROTHER MAKING MOVES??
jun-ho: There are things not meant to be repeated
jun-ho: I’m traumatized.
sang-woo: What the fuck
jun-ho: Gi-hun has single-handedly ruined my image of my brother
gi-hun: IM SORRY OK
gi-hun: IT WASNT EVEN THAT BAD
jun-ho: IMAGINE YOUR MOM SAYING THAT SHIT TO YOUR DAD
gi-hun: r u implying im the dad in this scenario
jun-ho: YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING DAD
sae-byeok: junho doesn't even have a dad LOL
ji-yeong: HELP
jun-ho: Low blow
jun-ho: As if you both don’t have daddy issues too
ji-yeong: WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS I DIDN'T EVEN SAY SHIT
jun-ho: You two are the same entity
gi-hun replied to jun-ho: i will be your brother in law tho >:)
jun-ho: STOP SAYING THAT
ji-yeong: LMFAOOOO
sang-woo: I actually feel bad for Jun-ho
sae-byeok: i didn't think you were capable of emotions
sang-woo: Me neither
sang-woo: This shit would actually be my last straw
jun-ho: It is
jun-ho: I just spent my last 2 hours on shift filing paperwork I’m actually about to go home and just kill myself
ali: DD:
gi-hun: IMOSRRY JUNHO PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME AGAIN
gi-hun: jun-ho?
gi-hun: CHAT?
gi-hun: ok fuck you all
comrades in crime (4 people)
9:30AM
in-ho: why did i just witness jun-ho’s suicide on my TL
dae-ho: ermmmm
dae-ho: so he didn't tell you?
in-ho: tell me what
in-ho: idk bout him but i had a lovely night chatting with my new boyfriend all night while i was supposed to be doing paperwork <3
jun-hee: you guys are dating now??!
in-ho: not yet
in-ho: but i will make it happen.
dae-ho: sooooo
dae-ho: jun-ho kinda got shot last night
in-ho: WHAT
dae-ho: he’s ok !!
dae-ho: it was in the vest
in-ho: i cant believe he got shot and he didn't tell me
in-ho: what the fuck
jun-hee: omg that’s terrible D:
dae-ho: im sure he’ll tell you later DD:
dae-ho: we only just finished our shift an hour ago
dae-ho: but after he got shot
dae-ho: i thought he died and i tried to give him mouth to mouth T_T
dae-ho: and im pretty sure he hates me now T_TTTT
jung-bae: im pretty sure he hated you already
jung-bae: i dont think that guy likes anybody except in-ho
jung-bae: he worships in-ho i seriously dont understand why
in-ho: ok RUDE?
jun-hee replied to dae-ho: HELP
dae-ho: yeah. . . well
dae-ho: that was my night ! ^_^
dae-ho: how was urs in-ho i heard you had a night shift as well last night
jung-bae: idk bout yall but i had a great night of sleep
jung-bae: slept like a rock
jun-hee: me too!
in-ho: jung-bae, die. jun-hee, thats great :)
jung-bae: WHY DID ONLY I GET TOLD TO DIE
in-ho: jun-hee is my child
jun-hee: :3
in-ho: i gave birth to her
jung-bae: mpreg??
in-ho: kys.
in-ho replied to dae-ho: anyways
in-ho: i was stuck on desk duty
in-ho: just going through case files and shit
in-ho: but i was just texting gi-hun all night ^_^
dae-ho: is that ok LOL
dae-ho: jun-ho would lecture you
in-ho: junho doesn't lecture me i lecture junho
in-ho: speaking of which he will be getting a lecture after this
dae-ho: LOL
in-ho: but i think i made some great progress
in-ho: i asked him out on a date today
jun-hee: omg thats great!!
dae-ho: r u gonna be ok?! didn't you guys both stay up all night texting each other
in-ho: i can sleep when i have this man in my bed
in-ho: i cant go another day without seeing him and today is his day off work
in-ho: therefore
in-ho: moves must be made
jung-bae: i would say good for you but i am always praying on your downfall
in-ho: ok die
jun-hee: good for you in-ho!!
in-ho: thank you jun-hee <3
dae-ho: so where are you guys going?
dae-ho replied to in-ho: good for you me personally im going to sleep until next year
dae-ho: do you think jun-ho will forget me being an idiot last night
jung-bae: no chance
dae-ho: fuck
in-ho replied to dae-ho: we’re going to the park n maybe grab some food and visit a few shops :)
jun-hee: aww thats so cute!
jun-hee: goodluck in-ho!
in-ho: thank you jun-hee <3
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
11:05AM
[1 image]
image description: gi-hun is holding a broken umbrella dalgona, in-ho can be seen in the background laughing. they’re by a dalgona stand set up nearby a relatively empty park.
Caption: im not stopping till i get this fuckass umbrella
Replies:
aliii11: omg are you on a date?
- gi_hunnie: YES ITS GOING GREAT :D
- aliii11: congrats gi-hun!
- gi_hunnie: THANK YOU ALI
Unnamed group (3 people)
jun-ho has created a group.
jun-ho has added sae-byeok
jun-ho has added ji-yeong
11:07AM
sae-byeok: wtf is this
ji-yeong: ???
jun-ho: I’m recruiting you two.
ji-yeong: omg
ji-yeong: idk what this is about but sounds fun im in
sae-byeok: explain
jun-ho: We are going to spy on gi-hun
jun-ho: He just tweeted a pic of him on a date with my brother
jun-ho: I recognize the park in the background
jun-ho: We’re going.
sae-byeok: wtf
ji-yeong: omg future detective here
jun-ho: Naturally
sae-byeok: didn’t you literally just get off a full night shift
sae-byeok: r u not tired
jun-ho: I can’t sleep until I have revenge
ji-yeong: LMAO
ji-yeong: what if they leave before we get there
jun-ho: Considering gi-hun’s clumsiness there’s no way he’s getting that umbrella dalgona for a whiiiile
ji-yeong: truetrue
sae-byeok: ok normally id say no to leaving my bed unnecessarily but i love scheming
sae-byeok: im in
ji-yeong: i have classes but i was gonna skip anyways LETS GO!!!!
jun-ho: Goodgood
jun-ho: I’ll come pick you guys up from campus
jun-ho: If anything unholy happens we must prevent it
jun-ho: I cannot live with gi-hun dating my brother
ji-yeong: omg what if they kiss
jun-ho: I will not allow it
sae-byeok: LOL bet ill grab ji-yeong we’ll be waiting by the entrance
jun-ho reacted with a thumbs-up to a message.
ji-yeong has changed the conversation name to: operation cockblock gi-hun
ji-yeong’s Close Friends Story on instagram [gi-hun has been removed from it]
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
11:23AM
[1 image]
image description: in the foreground, two heads can be seen peeking out from the side of a wall. gi-hun is kneeling on all fours on the ground at the park, focused on carving out an umbrella-shaped dalgona. his ass is high in the air and in-ho is not-so-subtely staring at it.
Caption: @saeyanara @jun_hoe operation spy on jun-ho’s brother is a go
DM’s (ji-yeong & sang-woo)
11:25AM
sang-woo replied to your story: What the fuck are you guys doing
ji-yeong: scheming >:3
sang-woo: Do I even want to know
ji-yeong: junho stalked gi-hun’s twitter and found out he and his brother are going on a date
ji-yeong: we’re spying on him ;)
sang-woo: Wow where was my invite
ji-yeong: LMAO
ji-yeong: we know u have work don’t be a slacker !!
sang-woo: And don’t you have classes
ji-yeong: its like you dont even know me
sang-woo: Point taken.
ji-yeong’s Close Friends Story on instagram
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
12:05PM
[1 image]
image description: the picture is taken through a window; gi-hun and in-ho can be seen having lunch inside. they seem to be at a KBBQ restaurant, in-ho is reaching over to feed gi-hun samgyeopsal with his chopsticks. jun-ho is scowling at the sight.
Caption: update: it took gi-hun 30 whole minutes and ₩6,000 to finally successfully carve out the umbrella dalgona
DM’s (ji-yeong & sang-woo)
12:10PM
sang-woo replied to your story: Why am I strangely invested
ji-yeong: its riveting ik
ji-yeong: dw i will keep you posted on my stories >:)
sang-woo: Fuck yeah
ji-yeong: they just got to the restaurant like 5min ago
ji-yeong: jun-ho kept being all sneaky like he was on CSI miami
ji-yeong: hand signaling and everything while we walked behind him LMAO
ji-yeong: i half expected him to pull out his gun and walk around pointing it everywhere
sang-woo: LOL
sang-woo: Ali is here too BTW
sang-woo: He thinks you shouldn’t spy on your friends but I am highly entertained
ji-yeong: HI ALI !!!
ji-yeong: dw we’re not spying we’re just unknown participants of their date ^_^
sang-woo: hi ji-yeong ! -ali
sang-woo replied to ji-yeong: oh that’s good! i hope you have fun :D
ji-yeong: oh we will <3
gi-hun’s instagram story
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
1:21PM
[1 image]
image description: an aesthetic shot of the inside of a music store, in-ho can be seen looking through the records, his back to the camera.
No.1 Party Anthem by Arctic Monkeys is playing in the background of the story.
Caption: soft launch ?!?
DM’s (gi-hun & ali)
ali replied to your story: i hope you jiyeong saebyeok and junho are having fun on your date with junhos brother !!
gi-hun: wait what
ali: oh, i thought you guys werhtgfDFMMFNG
gi-hun: HUH
ali: 234rfrgjkv$
ali: Sorry about that, this is Sang-woo. Ali has no idea what he was talking about. He has work to do now, goodbye.
gi-hun: WHAT
ji-yeong’s Close Friends Story on instagram
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
1:35PM
[1 image]
image description: the picture is taken from behind a bookshelf. gi-hun is frantically picking up CDs from the floor after he knocked them over, in-ho is laughing while an employee stares at them with annoyance in the background.
Caption: how long till you think they ban him from the store
Poll: 90% voted ‘T-minus 30 seconds’ / 10% voted ‘gi-hun is innocent’
operation cockblock gi-hun (3 people)
1:40PM
ji-yeong: I THINK HES ONTO US
ji-yeong: he keeps looking around
jun-ho: Fuck how did he find out
jun-ho: There’s no way, gi-hun has the social awareness of a goldfish
sae-byeok: TURN UR FUCKING KEYBOARD ON SILENT OMFG
sae-byeok: WHY AM I HEARING CLICKITY CLACKITY EVERYTIME YOU TYPE
jun-ho: My bad
ji-yeong: DUCK HES LOOKING OVER HERE
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
1:42 PM
gi-hun: we see you ^_^
jun-ho: . . .
jun-ho: What the fuck r u talking about
gi-hun: [1 image]
image description: jun-ho’s head peeking out from the top of the bookshelf the trio are hiding behind
gi-hun: u can’t hide from me!!!
jun-ho: FUCK
sae-byeok: I TOLD U UR STUPID ASS BIG HEAD WAS GONNA GET US CAUGHT
sae-byeok: WHY TF R U SO TALL
jun-ho: IM ONLY 5CM TALLER THAN U
ji-yeong: welp it wasnt my fault :P being short has its perks !!
gi-hun: so r u gonna explain why u guys r SPYING ON ME??
gi-hun: i kNEW i had a feeling i was being watched
jun-ho: No you didn’t
jun-ho: Who snitched.
sang-woo: Goddammit
gi-hun: SANGWOO UR IN ON IT TOO?!?!?
ali: im sorry guys D: i didn't know it was a secret!
sang-woo: I tried to cover but I guess even Gi-hun’s smooth ass brain picked up on it
gi-hun: IM GONNA CHOOSE TO IGNORE THAT LAST PART
gi-hun: ALI IS THE ONLY REAL ONE HERE WHAT IS THIS BETRYAL
sae-byeok: fuck i cant even be mad bc its ali
ji-yeong: its ok ali we’re not mad at u T_T
gi-hun: CMERE WHORES U BETTER EXPLAIN WTF IS HAPPENING
ji-yeong: oop
ji-yeong’s Close Friends Story on instagram
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
1:55PM
[1 video]
video description: gi-hun and sae-byeok are inside the bookstore looking at something; the camera pans over to look through the window at jun-ho and in-ho outside. no sound can be heard from the pair, but in-ho has a stern look on his face as jun-ho argues with him.
Caption: someones in troubleeeeeee
DM’s (ji-yeong & sang-woo)
2:00PM
sang-woo replied to your story: What happened
ji-yeong: LOL soooo we got caught right
ji-yeong: n we get up to go talk to gihun
ji-yeong: and junho’s brother just yanks junho out of the store and starts lecturing him outside
ji-yeong: theyre so brothercoded its hilarious
sang-woo: ‘Brothercoded’ as if they aren’t literal brothers
ji-yeong: SHUT UP anywayssssss
ji-yeong: now me gihun n saebyeok r spying on junho n his brother LMAO
ji-yeong: JUNHO JUST LIFTED UP HIS SHIRT ??? WE R IN PUBLIC
sang-woo: What the fuck
ji-yeong: HELP HES POINTING AT THE MASSIVE BRUISE FROM WHEN HE GOT SHOT THRU HIS VEST
ji-yeong: hes def playing the sympathy card rn
ji-yeong: “u cant be mad at me i got shot!!”
sang-woo: To be fair it is kind of a big deal
ji-yeong: JHDHSF
ji-yeong: HELP ME HIS BROTHER JUST LIFTED HIS SHIRT TOO???
ji-yeong: HES POINTING AT SOME SCAR ON HIS STOMACH
sang-woo: Probably the kidney transplant scar
sang-woo: Remember he donated Jun-ho a kidney
ji-yeong: OH UR SO RIGHT
ji-yeong: HELP MEEEEE
ji-yeong: GI-HUN IS DROOLING
ji-yeong: [1 image]
image description: gi-hun looks absolutely transfixed at in-ho lifting his shirt up outside
sang-woo: Oh my god
sang-woo: Keep me updated
ji-yeong: will do !!
ji-yeong’s Close Friends Story on instagram
Tuesday, January 8th, 2021
3:46PM
[1 image]
image description: the interior of a car, sae-byeok is sitting in the passenger seat while ji-yeong presumably sits in the backseat. jun-ho is driving; jun-ho and sae-byeok are talking animatedly with wicked grins on their faces.
Caption: mission semi-success?!? jun-ho pulled the ‘im telling mom’ card so we’re free now B)
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
5:05 PM
ali: @sae-byeok @ji-yeong did you two get home safe?
ali: i got a notification from life360 saying your drive was risky o-O
ji-yeong: LOL we’re fine ali
ji-yeong: junho just drives like a maniac
sae-byeok: seriously how is this man a police officer
sae-byeok: i think he broke 13 traffic laws coming over here
jun-ho: It was NOT that bad
jun-ho: Overdramatic much
ji-yeong: i think he watched too many CSI shows
ji-yeong: we’re not chasing a suspect junho its ok to slow down !!
jun-ho: Die
gi-hun: I STIL CANNOT BELIVE YOU GUYS SPIED ON ME
gi-hun: but i forgive you since jiyeong took lots of nice pictures of me and my husband ^_^
gi-hun: they look a bit stalkery but ill pretend theyre just candid
ji-yeong: hope u like the one of ur ass in the air while u failed at that dalgona
gi-hun: SHUT UP IT WAS HARD
sae-byeok: and the one of u licking it like an idiot
gi-hun: IT WORKED THO
gi-hun: im a genius
sang-woo: A true modern-day Einstein
gi-hun: ikr!!
jun-ho: I cant stand you
gi-hun: aww thats no way to treat ur future brother in law
jun-ho: KYS.
jun-ho: I’m going to sleep I’ve been awake for like 48 consecutive hours now
jun-ho: I hope gi-hun dies in my sleep
gi-hun: WHY AM I DYING IN UR SLEEP
gi-hun: SHOULDNT IT BE YOU
jun-ho: No.
ali: goodnight junho !! sleep well :D
jun-ho reacted with a heart to 1 message.
ji-yeong: welp
ji-yeong: id say today was a success gang
ji-yeong: i got to see gihun act like an idiot in front of his crush and junho’s face when his brother wiped sauce off gihun’s face
sae-byeok: that was gold LOL
gi-hun: WDYM LIKE AN IDIOT
gi-hun: whatever yall r just jealous i have game
sae-byeok: uh huh (taken x1)
ji-yeong: yup (taken x2)
sang-woo: Sure (taken x3)
ali: o-o
ji-yeong: ^^ taken x4
gi-hun: I HATE YOU ALL
ji-yeong: ^^ single x1 xD
bonus: a series of messages between jun-ho and gi-hun last night
DMs (gi-hun & jun-ho)
1:05AM
gi-hun: JUNHO
gi-hun: WHATS UR BROTHERS FAV FOOD
jun-ho: Samgyeopsal
jun-ho: Why
gi-hun: research purposes ^_^
jun-ho: Tf
2:33AM
gi-hun: HEHE IM TEXTING UR BROTHER RN
jun-ho: What the fuck leave him alone
jun-ho: Isn’t he at work right now
gi-hun: so r u whats ur point :P
jun-ho: Die
3:15AM
gi-hun: do u know if ur legally allowed to bring home handcuffs from work as a police officer
jun-ho: What the actual fuck is wrong with you
jun-ho: The answer is no; it’s a violation of department policy and a misuse of police equipment
jun-ho: PLEASE tell me ur actually only asking for research purposes
gi-hun: ummm
gi-hun: yea! sure!
jun-ho: I hate you
3:45AM
gi-hun: does your brother prefer ass or tits
jun-ho: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW THAT
gi-hun: ok but like theoretically speaking from ur knowledge of him
gi-hun: ass or tits
jun-ho: I don’t want to think of my brother and ass OR tits in his general vicinity ever.
gi-hun: OK BUT WHAT IF ITS TITS
gi-hun: AND I DONT HAVE ANY
jun-ho: You dont have an ass either
gi-hun: ok RUDE
gi-hun: i do too
jun-ho: Do not
4:22AM
gi-hun: do you think ur brother would love me if i was a worm
jun-ho: I actually cannot stand you
gi-hun: ITS A VALID QUESTION
5:00AM
gi-hun: [1 image] OMSDJFHHKSHJKHJBDKSJFDB?#??@FEG
gi-hun: ETF DO I SAY
image description: screenshot of a message in-ho sent gi-hun, image has been censored for the sake of the pure innocent children on this site.
jun-ho: IM KILLING MYSELF.