coffee and milk
DMs (in-ho & gi-hun)
6:34AM
in-ho: good morning gi-hun ^o^
7:10AM
gi-hun: GOOD MORNIGNG YOUNGIL !!
gi-hun: sorry for late reply i was sleeping @_@
in-ho: no problem, i just wake up naturally early haha
in-ho: i had a great time with you yesterday <3
gi-hun: me too!!
gi-hun: sorry my BITCHASS friends lowkey crashed our date
in-ho: its ok
in-ho: im used to my brother being extra nosy in my love life haha
in-ho: if he wasnt like a newborn when i was in highschool im sure he wouldve scared off many of my gfs
gi-hun: T_T i still wish we couldve had more time together~~ our date got cut off kinda short when we caught them
in-ho: are you working today?
gi-hun: HM? yea actually, im opening thats why im up so early dhsfkdsjf
in-ho: i’ll come visit you <3
gi-hun: OMG YAY
gi-hun: sorry i mean
gi-hun: erhjfkvjh yes feel free ^_^
gi-hun: im on 7:30-3:30PM
in-ho replied to gi-hun: cute
gi-hun: HHUF
in-ho: isnt that in like 15min?? shouldnt u be getting ready to go to work then
gi-hun: mmmmmm yeaaahhhh
gi-hun: dont wanna tho ;;
in-ho: go get ready
in-ho: ill be waiting ~~
gi-hun: AH
gi-hun: OK
gi-hun: GOING RN
in-ho: <3
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
7:31AM
gi-hun: GUESS WHOS GOT ANOTHER DATE TODAY BITCHESSS
sae-byeok: whattehf cuk is wrong withyou
sae-byeok: who the actual fuck goes on a date at 7 in the goddamn morning
gi-hun: RUDE
gi-hun: im in a good mood tho ^_^
gi-hun: you cant bring me down!
sae-byeok: want me to come over rn?
sae-byeok: ill bring my knife
gi-hun: OK WAIT IMSORRY
gi-hun: DONT HURT ME
sae-byeok: thats what i thoguht
ji-yeong: WHY AMI GETTING NOTIFS AT 7AM
ji-yeong: STFU
sae-byeok: hi jiyeong
ji-yeong: omg hi baby <3
gi-hun: im here too
ji-yeong: stfu
gi-hun: DIE I HATE YOU TWO
gi-hun: but anywyas im up so early cus of my stupid job </3
gi-hun: BUT my husband is coming over so today i will be the hardest worker there ever was ^_^_^^_^
sang-woo: I don’t think in any universe you are capable of being a hard worker
sang-woo: You were literally the biggest slacker ever in high school AND college
gi-hun: THAT WAS DIFFERNT
gi-hun: I CAN DO IT IF I WANT
sang-woo: Sure I believe in you
gi-hun: thanks . . .
sae-byeok: i hope you make a fool of urself in front of him
gi-hun: WTF
gi-hun: TAKE IT BACK
gi-hun: DONT SPEAK THAT INTO EXISTENCE
ji-yeong: LOL we dont even need to manifest for that to happen
ji-yeong: itll happen naturally
gi-hun: QUICK SOMEONE KNOCK ON WOOD
sang-woo: Knock on your own wood
gi-hun: SANGWOO YOU SCANDALOUS BITCH
gi-hun: IM AT WORK !!
sang-woo: NOT THAT WOOD YOU IDIOT
ji-yeong: LOLOLOL
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Wednesday, January 9th, 2021
7:43AM
[1 image]
image description: what looks like the back counters of the coffee-shop, one of the machines seems to be broken and is releasing steam into the air, while a puddle of coffee and various ingredients are scattered and spilled across the counter.
Caption: ISTG SAEBYEOK AND HER LESBIAN VOODOO MAGIC SPOKE THIS INTO EXISTENCE </3 FML
Comments:
kang_saebyeok: i take no blame for your own actions
- gi_hunnie: FUCK U UR LUCKY MY HUSBAND HASNT ARRIVED YET
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:10AM
gi-hun: FUCK MY LIFEEEEE
gi-hun: WHY IS IT THE ONE TIME I ACTUALLY TRY AT MY JOB ONE OF THE MACHINES BREAK DOWN, OUR CASH REGISTER WONT WORK SO EVERYONE IS YELLING AT ME BC I CANT OPEN IT TO GIVE CHANGE, AND WHEN I FINALLY PRY IT OPEN ALL THE MONEY GOES FLYING ONTO THE FLOOR INFRONT OF THIS GROUP OF TEENAGER CUSTOMERS WHO I WAS ALREADY DEATHLY INTIMIDATED BY
gi-hun: I HATE ERYTVYTHGINGGG
sang-woo: Lol
gi-hun: DONT Lol ME RN IM IN PAIN
ali: oh no !! D: is everything ok gi-hun??
gi-hun: ALI
gi-hun: thank you for caring but no everything is not ok
gi-hun: my husband is like 2min away and the store is a mess
gi-hun: i also tried to open a roll of coins and they all fell out right in front of a customer and i had to pick them up because they all rolled under the fucking counter while he watched ITWAS SO SCARY ALI
ali: DDD:
gi-hun: i must stay strong,,, surely everything will be ok when my husband gets here
gi-hun: SURELy
ali: yes you got this gi-hun !!
ali: oh !
ali: sang-woo just rolled out of bed next to me bc he was laughing so hard
gi-hun: SANGWOO YOU BASTARD
gi-hun: DONT LAUGH AT MY PAIN
sang-woo: 33$#%^$#HV
sang-woo: LMFAO
gi-hun: DIE
gi-hun: OMG HE JUST WALKED IN
gi-hun: BRB
sang-woo: I can’t
comrades in crime (4 people)
8:20AM
in-ho: [1 image]
image description: gi-hun behind the counter looking stressed as he frantically works on orders while the line at the register is growing
in-ho: he’s so cute when he’s hard at work
in-ho: im gonna wife him up so hard
jun-hee: awww !!
jung-bae: is this not creepy as fuck
in-ho: die
in-ho: im just admiring my future husband
jung-bae: mmhmmmm
in-ho: unfortunately theyre getting kinda swamped rn w everyone trying to get their morning coffee so i cant talk to him yet </3
in-ho: its ok tho im content just watching him <3
jung-bae: stalker much
in-ho: LEAVE ME ALONE
dae-ho: ur w gihun again today??
dae-ho: i thought you had work ? me n junho just got to the station
in-ho: i took a sick day.
in-ho: it had to be done
jung-bae: YOUVE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR 3 DAYS
in-ho: cough cough*~~
in-ho: im sick
jung-bae: ur so full of shit
in-ho: ;3c
jung-bae: yk theyre gonna put me on desk duty if u dont come in today
jung-bae: why do u hate me
in-ho: deserved
jung-bae: worst partner ever
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:40AM
gi-hun: ARHGHGJG
gi-hun: WHY DOES THE LINE NEVER END
g-hun: MY HUSABNDS BEEN SITTING OVER THERE FOR LIKE 20MIN NOW AND I CANT TALK TO HIM BC THERES SO MANY BITCHES
gi-hun: THIS IS TORTURE
gi-hun: he hasnt even ordered yet hes just sitting there i feel so bad
ali: dw gi-hun im coming in at 9!
ali: hopefully the line gets more manageable D:
gi-hun: thank the lords
sae-byeok: LOL
sae-byeok: what if i order doordash from u guys rn
gi-hun: DONT YOU DARE
ji-yeong: order for me too! iced coffee pls :3
gi-hun: NO
sae-byeok: sangwoo u want anything
sang-woo: Black coffee
gi-hun: literally die
sae-byeok: order placed :)
sang-woo: You using a smiley face scares me
sae-byeok: good :)
gi-hun: :CCCCCC
gi-hun: OK I HAVE TO GO MY COWORKER IS GIVING ME PISSY GLARES CUS IM ON MY PHONE
gi-hun: PRAY FOR ME GUYS
ji-yeong: oh dear heavens above please bless gi-hun with hands that dont spill everything they touch and while ur at it pls fix his stupid looking face too
sae-byeok: might as well give him a full factory reboot
sang-woo: Amen
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Wednesday, January 9th, 2021
8:51AM
[1 image]
image description: two iced coffees and a black coffee sitting in a doordash bag, as well as a fancy looking drink with swirls drawn on top with syrup and hearts drawn all over the cup
Caption: cant believe these stupid bithces actually ordered doordash while i was suffering
on the bright side my husband asked me to make him anything i want so i took some creative liberties with it ^_^
Replies:
kang_saebyeok: thanks peasant
sang_wooo: What horrid abomination did you make him
- gi_hunnie: ITS GOOD FYM
- sang_wooo: Looks like I’d get diabetes just from looking at it
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
9:05AM
jun-ho: Are you kidding me
jun-ho: Why tf is my brother at ur work instead of his own
gi-hun: TEHE
gi-hun: he surprised me this morning and said hed just come over ^_^
gi-hun: did he have work today??
jun-ho: Yes
jun-ho: I can’t believe your slacker-ness is rubbing off on him
gi-hun: WHY IS EVRYONE CALLING ME A SLACKER
gi-hun: I AM A HARD WORKING TAX PAYING CITIZEN OF SSANGMUN-DONG
sang-woo: Uh huh
sae-byeok: [1 image]
image description: a selfie of sae-byeok and ji-yeong sipping at their iced coffees
sae-byeok: enjoying my morning coffee
ji-yeong: thanks gi-hun ! ^v^
gi-hun: fuck u guys
gi-hun: i shouldve spat in it
sang-woo: No thank you I don’t want your STDs
gi-hun: WHAT
gi-hun: I DO NOT HAVE STDS
ji-yeong: he totally does
gi-hun: DIE
jun-ho: Seriously considering just crashing into a pole rn
jun-ho: Out of all the people in the world why did you have to choose my brother
gi-hun: HES HOT
gi-hun: why r u so against it anyways
gi-hun: r u perhaps. . . jealous ???~~
jun-ho: Fuck no.
gi-hun: yk now that i think about it junho ur the only other single person in this gc
jun-ho: I’m single by choice
jun-ho: Don’t project your inability to pull on me
gi-hun: I PULL
gi-hun: I PULL SO HARD
gi-hun: IM PULLING UR BROTHER RN
sae-byeok replied to jun-ho: i hate that hes not even lying
sae-byeok: i think half my friends had a crush on junho when he was still in college
ji-yeong: omfg yea
ji-yeong: a group of girls literally held a funeral for him when he graduated
ji-yeong: like not even kidding they put a picture of him in a frame and flowers and everything and like, mourned his loss
jun-ho: Ok wtf I wasn’t aware of this
gi-hun: FUCK U AND UR PRETTY PRIVELEGE
gi-hun: how r u an asshole AND still popular
jun-ho: The heart wants what the heart wants
sang-woo: What about that guy from work
sang-woo: Your partner
jun-ho: Dae-ho???
jun-ho: What about him
sang-woo: Idk you talk about him an awful lot one would think you have a crush on him
jun-ho: WHAT
jun-ho: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KANG FUCKING DAE HO
ji-yeong: ooo full name drop
sae-byeok: omg hes right u text us about him basically everyday at work
jun-ho: TO COMPLAIN??
jun-ho: He’s literally the most clumsy person ik besides Gi-hun and that’s saying something
ji-yeong: enemies to lovers type shit
ji-yeong: “partner”~~ sounds pretty fucking gay to me
jun-ho: Kys
jun-ho: This conversation is over
sang-woo: There’s definitely something going on
ji-yeong: place ur bets everyone ^_^
comrades in crime (4 people)
9:26AM
in-ho: EMERGENCY
in-ho: CODE RED
in-ho: I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
jung-bae: wtf is going on
in-ho: @dae-ho R U GUYS NEARBY
jun-hee: r u ok inho??
dae-ho replied to in-ho: yea we were getting breakfast at a nearby convenience store whats up
in-ho: COME OVER TO THE CAFE RN
in-ho: ITS URGENT
dae-ho: whats happening ???
in-ho: so
in-ho: i told gi-hun to make me any drink he wants
in-ho: and he made this super fancy drink and it was really good
jung-bae: im failing to see the problem here
in-ho: IM GETTING TO IT
in-ho: SO I KINDA
in-ho: FORGOT TO TELL HIM IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
in-ho: AND IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS SO GET UR ASS OVER HERE AND CREATE A DIVERSION RN
jung-bae: LMFAOOO
in-ho: THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE DONTLAUGH AT ME
jung-bae: THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR ABANDONING ME AT WORK FOR UR NEW BOYTOY
jung-bae: and tbh ur fault for being lactose intolerant in the first place
jung-bae: like just tolerate it
in-ho: I CANT TOLERATE YOU
jun-hee: why dont you just tell him you have to go to the bathroom??
in-ho: THERES NO BATHROOM IN HERE AND IM NOT TELLING HIM IM HAVING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA THATS LIKE 4TH BASE
dae-ho: HELP
dae-ho: OK UH WE’RE COMING
dae-ho: jun-ho is kinda laughing his ass off inthe passenger seat rn but we’re coming !!
in-ho: FMLLL
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Wednesday, January 9th, 2021
9:32AM
[1 image]
image description: the picture is taken through the window of the cafe; jun-ho and dae-ho can be seen running off out the store to the cop car parked on the side of the road
Caption: wtf just hapepned????
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
9:35AM
gi-hun: GUYS WTF
gi-hun: TELL ME WHY IM ON MY BREAK HAVING A LOVELY TIME W MY HUSBAND WHEN SUDDENLY JUNHO AND HIS PARTNER FUCKING BUSTS INTO THE CAFE AND STARTS MAKING A HUGE SCENE
gi-hun: AND HE TELLS ME HE GOT A TIP THAT THERE WAS A COFFEE ROBBER GOING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
gi-hun: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A COFFEE ROBBER
gi-hun: HOW DO YOU STEAL COFFEE
gi-hun: AND THEN JUNHO GETS SOME TEXT AND THEY JUST RUN OUT
gi-hun: AND WHEN I LOOK BACK MY HUSBAND IS JUST. GONE????
gi-hun: @jun-ho EXPLAIN YOURSELF
sae-byeok: HELP WTF
ji-yeong: coffee robber??? LMFAO
gi-hun: DID I DO SOMETING WRONG
gi-hun: WHERE DID HE GO
sang-woo: Knowing you, that is a high possibility
gi-hun: DIE
gi-hun: ISTG I DIDN'T DO ANTYHGIN
gi-hun: I JUST MADE HIM A DRINK AND WE WERE SITTING AND TALKING AND EVERUYHING WAS GOING FINE
gi-hun: WHAT DID I DOOOO
jun-ho: Don’t worry about it
gi-hun: JUNHO
gi-hun: YOU WHORE EXPLAIN URSELF
gi-hun: I AM WORRYING
jun-ho: I already explained, I was just doing my job
gi-hun: WHO TF IS ROBBING COFFEE
jun-ho: We got a tip someone is going around taking other people’s orders from the counter, a 172cm adult male with black hair and average weight
gi-hun: THAT DESCRIBES LITERALY HALF THE POPULATION OF KOREA??
ji-yeong: what a smooth liar
ji-yeong: came up w that right on the spot
sae-byeok: gihun you should take some notes
jun-ho: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
gi-hun: IM SO CONFUSED RN
comrades in crime (4 people)
9:48AM
dae-ho: are you ok inho??
in-ho: yea just need a few more min
in-ho: ty for the lactaid
dae-ho: np T_T junho made up some weird story about a coffee thief and hes trying to get gihun to believe it rn
dae-ho: what r u gonna tell him??
in-ho: i have no idea
in-ho: im in somuch pain rn
in-ho: i feel like my asshole is gonna break
jung-bae: TMI??
jung-bae: we do NOT need to know how your bathroom trip is going
in-ho: CLENCHING MY FISTS
in-ho: VISION IS FADING
in-ho: ARRGHJKEGFS3RFEKV
jung-bae: ur disgusting
in-ho: u love me <3
DMs (gi-hun & in-ho)
9:50AM
gi-hun: are you ok young-il??
gi-hun: where did you go?
9:52AM
gi-hun: my break is ending so i have to go back to work
gi-hun: hope everythings ok, lmk if i did anything wrong D:
comrades in crime (4 people)
9:53AM
in-ho: [1 attachment]
image description: screenshot of gi-hun’s messages
in-ho: NOOO MY BBG
in-ho: IM SORRY
in-ho: I FEEL SO BAD BUT I CANNOT TELL HIM IM CURRENLTY FIHGITNG FOR MY FUCKING LIFE IN THE BATHROOM RN
jung-bae: i feel like at this point its better to just come clean
dae-ho: is the lactaid not working?? do u need more?
in-ho: this is the end of mylife
in-ho: why must i be lactose intolerant
jung-bae: weak link of society tbh
in-ho: i hate you. . .
jung-bae: wow hes rlly going thru it his death threats arent even threatening anymore
jun-hee: oh no r u ok inho?? dont die !
jun-hee: fighting!
in-ho: thanks junhee
in-ho: i will be ok
in-ho: hopefully
dae-ho: me n junho just got a call so we have to go T_T let us know if u need anything else we’ll help when were done
in-ho: thanks daeho
in-ho: ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
10:24AM
gi-hun: ok something is DEFINITELY WRONG
gi-hun: jun-ho’s brother came back in after like 15min but i was busy helping a customer so i couldn’t ask him wtf happened so i just waved at him and he waved back but he kinda looked like he was in pain
gi-hun: and then like 5min later when the rush is finally over when i go back to talk to him he suddenly gets up and runs away again
gi-hun: I DONT UNDERSTAND
sae-byeok: maybe hes on his period
sang-woo: Maybe seeing you in your natural habitat finally scared him off
gi-hun: WDYM
gi-hun: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ISWEARRRR
gi-hun: maybe he didn't like the drink i made him?
jun-ho: . . .
gi-hun: DO YOU KNOW SORTMEHTING JUNHO
gi-hun: TELLME
jun-ho: No
jun-ho: I know nothing
gi-hun: YOU'RE LYING
gi-hun: WHAT HAPEPEND
jun-ho: Idk what ur talking about
gi-hun: how can you lie straight to my face junho </3
gi-hun: i thoght we were friends
jun-ho: We are friends
jun-ho: As your friend I am telling you I deny knowing anything
gi-hun: DIE
ji-yeong: LOLOL wtf
gi-hun: im getting kinda worried </3 he was like kinda limping when he ran out
gi-hun: and like holding his stomach
gi-hun: WHAT IF HE REALLY IS ON HIS PERIOD
jun-ho: HES NOT ON HIS FUCKING PERIOD GIHUN
sae-byeok: LMFAOOO
meanwhile: in-ho is fighting for his life on the toilet once again. . .
comrades in crime (4 people)
10:30AM
dae-ho: @jun-hee YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO WE JUST PULLED OVER
jun-hee: ???
dae-ho: FUCKING THANOS THE RAPPER AND HIS BF
jung-bae: WTF
jun-hee: that one guy w purple hair on rap battlegrounds??
dae-ho: YES
dae-ho: BUT THATS NOT ALL
dae-ho: GUESS WHO WAS IN THE BACKSEAT
jun-hee: who??
dae-ho: YOUR EX.
jun-hee: WTF?
jung-bae: no fucking way
jun-hee: HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED??
dae-ho: YES BRUH IT WAS CRAZY
in-ho: wtF234R%
jun-hee: r u still on the toilet inho T_T
in-ho: yes.
in-ho: but continue
dae-ho: AND GET THIS
dae-ho: IT WAS FOR A DUI
dae-ho: AND THE WHOLE CAR SMELLED LIKE WEED
jun-hee: wtf he does drugs now??
dae-ho: myunggi swore he was sober but it didn't seem like it,,,
jun-hee: is he going to jail. . .
dae-ho: idk
dae-ho: we didn't get him for a DUI since he wasnt driving but
dae-ho: we drug tested all of them so ig we’ll see when the results come out
in-ho: this bitch
in-ho: i hope he rots in jail
dae-ho: and when we pulled them over myunggi started hitting on junho T_T
in-ho: WHAT
jung-bae: HELP??
dae-ho: [1 image]
image description: a very unimpressed jun-ho in the car holding up three slips of paper, each with a phone number written on them
dae-ho: 1/3 from today. .
jung-bae: wtf why does inhos little brother get bitches
jung-bae: the day just started???
dae-ho: he rejected them all to their face T_T
in-ho: WHO IS HITTING ON MY LITTLE BROTHER
in-ho replied to dae-ho: GOOD HE BETTER HAVE REJECTED THEM HES TOO YOUNG TO DATE
jung-bae: thats a whole 22 year old. . .
in-ho: NO HES A CHILD
jun-hee: @_@
dae-ho replied to in-ho: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
dae-ho: IMAGINE IF I STARTED DATING JUNHEES EVIL EX
jun-hee: ??!!?!
dae-ho: ADSF#RFE%%
dae-ho: SORRY JUNHO STOLE MY PHONE
in-ho replied to dae-ho: THATS DIFFERENT
in-ho: ATLEAST GIHUN DIDN'T KNOCK YOU UP AND THEN GHOST YOU FOR 6 MONTHS
dae-ho: he WHAT NOW -junho
jun-hee: oops did we not tell you about my ex
in-ho: Public Enemy #1
dae-ho: ij1skdjf3id!!3
dae-ho: ah
dae-ho: ok i just had to wrestle my phone from junho but
dae-ho: he said to tell you you deserve the diarrhea
dae-ho: his words not mine !! >_<
in-ho: U LITTLE
in-ho: ARTHG
in-ho: ur lucky im incapacitated rn
in-ho: brb. . . . . . . . .
jung-bae: LOL
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Wednesday, January 9th, 2021
3:15PM
what did i do wrong. . . my shift is almost over and he still hasnt come back or texted me back T_T how could this happen to me </3
Replies:
sang_wooo: I’m not very surprised TBH
- gi_hunnie: DIE
DMs (gi-hun & in-ho)
3:31PM
gi-hun: my shift just ended. . .
gi-hun: im going home now
gi-hun: i hope ur ok young-il
gi-hun: pls tell me whats wrong :(
3:54PM
in-ho: IM SORRY
in-ho: im really sorry gi-hun .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
in-ho: pls forgive me
gi-hun: OMG HI
gi-hun: what hapepned ???
in-ho: so,, my son of a bitch partner snitched on me to our boss that i wasnt rlly sick today
in-ho: and i had to deal w that for like an hour,,,
in-ho: but i really was sick T_T
in-ho: so luckily im not in trouble
gi-hun: ???
gi-hun: HOW DID U GET SICK?
in-ho: sooooo
in-ho: erm
in-ho: you know that drink you made me
gi-hun: yes
gi-hun: was it not good? did u not like it D:
gi-hun: i can make u another
in-ho: no thats not the problem
in-ho: it was really good (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
gi-hun: ??
in-ho: so
in-ho: the thing is
in-ho: im lactose intolerant
in-ho: and i just spent the last 3 hours of my life on the toilet
gi-hun: OMG
gi-hun: IM SO SORRY YEONGIL
gi-hun: I DIDN'T KNOW DDD:
in-ho: its not your fault !!!
in-ho: i was just too embarrassed to tell you T_T
in-ho: thats why i made junho and daeho go distract you while i went to the bathroom
in-ho: usually its not this bad but i didn't have any lactaid so junho and daeho got me some
in-ho: but its not working T_T
gi-hun: AH
gi-hun: NO ITS OKAY I PROMISE
gi-hun: IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT TOO
gi-hun: i used to have to skip class in primary if i accidentally drank the school milk jsjhdfv
gi-hun: you shoudlve just told me so </3 i was worried
in-ho: IMSORRY
in-ho: im so embarrassed rn >///<
gi-hun: its ok i pinky promise idont care
gi-hun: just take ur time n let me know hwen u feel better </3
in-ho: thank you gihun
in-ho: °՞(ᗒᗣᗕ;)՞°
gi-hun: <333
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
4:01PM
gi-hun: @jun-ho GET UR ASS OVER HERE
gi-hun: YOU LYING BASTARD
gi-hun: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP
jun-ho: Whaaaat
gi-hun: HE TOLD ME EVERYTHIGN
jun-ho: What the FUCK
jun-ho: THAT IDIOT
jun-ho: What the hell did I make up that stupid coffee thief story for then
gi-hun: wait that wasnt real
sae-byeok: LMFAO
sang-woo: Sometimes I question your intelligence Gi-hun
sang-woo: Actually, all the time
gi-hun: DIE???
sang-woo: Seriously how have you not tripped on a rock and fucking died yet
ji-yeong: what even happened
gi-hun: so apparently
gi-hun: hes lactose intolerant
gi-hun: and i put milk in the drink i gav ehim. . .
sae-byeok: LMAO YOU IDIOT
gi-hun: BITCH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
sang-woo: Damn both of yall r lactose intolerant
ji-yeong: truly a match made in heaven. . .
jun-ho: Hell more like
gi-hun: KYS
gi-hun: BUT AT LEAST HES NOT MAD ATME
gi-hun: IM SO RELIEVED
gi-hun: I WAS ACTUALLY MAKIGN UP SCENARIOS IN MYHEAD FOR LIKE 3 HORUS STRAIGHT AT WORK I WAS GOING INSANE
ali: true gi-hun was freaking out o-o
ali: glad everything is ok !!
gi-hun: thank you ali </3
gi-hun: sorry i wasnt much help at work today
ali: its ok gi-hun !
gi-hun: ur an angel ali
sang-woo: I know
gi-hun: die i will never understand how you two got together
gi-hun: ur the biggest bitch ive ever met
sang-woo: Aw thanks
gi-hun: i hate you
DMs (jun-ho & in-ho)
4:05PM
jun-ho: I can’t stand you
jun-ho: I stick my neck out for you and you just snitch on yourself
in-ho: IM SORRY JUNHO
in-ho: BUT ALSO WTF IS THIS ABOUT JUNHEES EX HITTING ON YOU??
jun-ho: . . .
jun-ho: That’s not relevant here
in-ho: YES IT IS IS THIS A COMMON OCCURRENCE
in-ho: YOU NEED TO RUN ANYONE YOU DATE BY ME FIRST
in-ho: WHAT IF I DONT APPROVE
jun-ho: BITCH I DONT APPROVE OF WHO UR TRYING TO DATE
in-ho: ,,,,
jun-ho: Anyways you dont need to worry he tried to lean on the car window while flirting with me and accidentally opened the car door and just fell out onto the ground
jun-ho: It was pretty hilarious actually
in-ho: ah jun-ho~~
in-ho: never change
jun-ho: K weirdo
in-ho: love u too <3
in-ho’s private snapchat story [real talk]
5:03PM
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image description: in-ho’s legs sitting on what is presumably a toilet, a fist clenching at his pants pulled halfway down his legs
Caption: it just never stops