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operation old men yaoi (6 people)
3:15PM
gi-hun: ughhhhhhhhhhh
gi-hun: i’ve been at the shop for like 3 hours now and he hasn’t come back :((
gi-hun: life is so unfair
gi-hun: even ali’s presence can’t cheer me up
gi-hun: WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING
gi-hun: I AM IN PAIN GUYS
sang-woo: Do your job, Gi-hun
gi-hun: NO
gi-hun: WHAT’S THE POINT IF MY HUSBAND ISN’T COMING BACK
gi-hun: i should just quit and move to another country
ji-yeong: stop being such a whiny bitch
gi-hun: wtf :(
ji-yeong: me n sae-byeok r coming over !!
gi-hun: rn?? don’t you have classes
gi-hun: as much as i love when you invade my place of work every other day i have to admit i’m a bit worried for your studies
ji-yeong: we had morning classes today so we’re all done dwwww old man
ji-yeong: plus you pretty much skipped class every day when you were in college hypocrite much
sang-woo: That’s true
sang-woo: It was always, “I have a hangover”, “I’m sick”, “I woke up with the bubonic plague and developed dyslexia overnight”
gi-hun: HEY THAT LAST ONE WAS TRUE
gi-hun: WHEN I WOKE UP I SOMEHOW FORGOT HOW TO READ
sang-woo: You were just hungover and still drunk at the same time.
gi-hun: . . .
sae-byeok: we’re 15min away
sae-byeok: make us coffee peasant
gi-hun: UGH
gi-hun: i can’t believe you’re making me do my job rn
gi-hun: the audacity
ji-yeong: who taught you these words old man
gi-hun: i taught myself through the wonders of the internet !!!
gi-hun: and i’m not an old man >:(
sae-byeok: sure
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
3:21PM
[1 image]
image description: 1 latte with perfect art swirled on top with creamer, and 2 more cups beside it, one with a crudely drawn penis on it and one with a sloppily made middle finger drawn with the cream.
Caption: guess who made which: me or ali
Replies:
kang_saebyeok: [1 image] i will throw this coffee in your face bitch
image description: gi-hun’s face in the background as sae-byeok holds up a middle finger to the camera, the penis latte can be seen sitting on the desk at the bottom of the picture.
junhoe3: Is this what you do at work after i quit
- gi_hunnie: come back!!! we miss you pookie
- junhoe3: Call me that again and I’ll send Sae-byeok after you
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
4:20 PM
jun-ho: Why is the first thing I see on my TL gi-hun’s stupid penis latte art
gi-hun: don’t forget the middle finger!! that one took a lot of effort
ji-yeong: yeah. .that one was mine
sang-woo: I vote we put Gi-hun down.
jun-ho: I second that
sae-byeok: third.
sae-byeok: i should’ve thrown the coffee in his face while it was still scalding hot
jun-ho: Also are you guys still at the cafe
ji-yeong: yup
ji-yeong: gi-hun’s still moping cus ur brother hasn’t been around today
gi-hun: WHY ME GOD
gi-hun: JUN-HO HE WAS PERFECT
gi-hun: I DON’T UNDERSTAND
gi-hun: THERE WAS A PERFECT CONNECTION
gi-hun: WHEN I GAVE HIM HIS COFFEE WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND HE SAID
gi-hun: THANKS~~~~
sang-woo: . . .Is that meant to mean something
ji-yeong: breaking news !!! a man says thanks
sae-byeok: revolutionary
gi-hun: OK SHUT UP
gi-hun: IM NOT DELUSIONAL
gi-hun: HE SAID IT REALLY NICELY YOU DONT GETIT
jun-ho: He’s a polite guy. You’re not good enough for him Gi-hun
gi-hun: SIGHHHHH
gi-hun: if he comes back i’m definitely making a move fuck you jun-ho
jun-ho: [middle_finger]
ali: DD:
ali: gi-hun can you come back from the break room there’s lots of people coming in!!
gi-hun: ARE ANY OF THEM MY HUSBAND
ali: i don’t think so? D:
gi-hun: ughhhhh
gi-hun: fine but only cus i like you ali
gi-hun: back to doing my JOB
gi-hun: bye losers
sae-byeok: lol enjoy
ji-yeong: me n sae-byeok will be heading back to uni in a bit! we just finished up some schoolwork
ji-yeong: so byebye if we don’t say bye later cus ur busy :P
gi-hun: byyyyyeeeeeeeee
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
7:02PM
[1 video]
video description: gi-hun is waving bye to ali as he walks out the door, presumably clocking off for the day. the sun has begun to set, and the shop is mostly empty, only a few customers sitting at the tables. there’s still no sign of his mystery man.
Caption: ali’s leaving me to go on date night w sang-woo. should i just kill myself?
Replies:
aliii11: sorry gi-hun!! hope you have fun though!
- gi_hunnie: i’m at work. i will not have fun
- gi_hunnie: love yuo tho ali thanks
sang_woo: I’m Mr. Steal Yo Bitch
- kang_saebyeok: did you get hacked?????
DMs (gi-hun & sang-woo)
7:07PM
gi-hun: i CANNOT believe you would steal ali away like that in my time of need
sang-woo: Sorry I have a love life unlike you.
sang-woo: Hope you have fun closing again though
sang-woo: Does your boss hate you or something? Why did he give you two solo closing shifts in a row
gi-hun: i KNOW RIGHT
gi-hun: iSTG that mAFSDJHFGKJ45R6%
sang-woo: Gi-hun?
sang-woo: Ok then.
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
7:10PM
sang-woo: Gi-hun just keysmashed in the middle of texting me and then went offline.
sang-woo: How much do you wanna bet //he// walked in
sae-byeok: no shot
sae-byeok: i bet ₩10,000 against
sang-woo: ₩10,000 it’s him. You’re on
ji-yeong: i bet in approximately 15 minutes he’s gonna come on here screaming
jun-ho: That’s going to happen anyways
jun-ho: Either that or he’ll tweet it
sang-woo: True
ji-yeong: wait aren’t you on a date w ali rn
ji-yeong: get off your phone bitch dont be a bad date!!
sang-woo: Fuck off
sang-woo: I’ll be back to collect my winnings
sae-byeok: in your dreams
7:23PM
gi-hun: GUYS
gi-hun: YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO JUST WALKED IN
ji-yeong: what did i say
ji-yeong: @sang-woo @sae-byeok time to see who won
gi-hun: wait r u guys BETTING ON ME
jun-ho: Yes
gi-hun: ok fuck you guys
gi-hun: you don’t deserve my update
jun-ho: Just shut up and say it I know you want to
gi-hun: OK ANWYWYAYS
gi-hun: YOUR BROTHER CAME BACK IN
gi-hun: he has such a nice name
gi-hun: doesn’t it sound like zero one that’s so silly
gi-hun: cus he’ll always be #1 on my SMASH LIST
jun-ho: KYS.
jun-ho: Also what the fuck are you talking about his name literally doesn’t mean that
gi-hun: wait what
gi-hun: isn’t it young-il
gi-hun: LOOK [1 attachment]
image description: a paper cup with ‘young-il <3’ scrawled on it in gi-hun’s messy handwriting
jun-ho: Did you fucking draw a penis on his cup
gi-hun: WHAT NO THATS A HEART
gi-hun: TEL ME IT DOENST LOOK LIKE A PENIS UR LYING RN.
sae-byeok replied to ji-yeong : FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKK
sae-byeok: FUCK YOU GI-HUN LITERALLY DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE
sang-woo: LMAO
sang-woo: Pay up bitch
ji-yeong replied to gi-hun : it does look a little like a penis
gi-hun: i hate my life
gi-hun: anyWAYS LET ME CONTINUE
jun-ho: Oh god there’s more
gi-hun: so he walked in and he like
gi-hun: looked in my eyes
sae-byeok: no way
gi-hun: SHUT UP LET ME FINISH
gi-hun: and like there was SOMETHING IM TELLING YOU
gi-hun: he definitely likes me back guys
gi-hun: and he ordered another americano
gi-hun: and because im brave
gi-hun: i drew a heart on the cup
gi-hun: i was gonna put my number but i pussied out
jun-ho: Thank GOD
gi-hun: DIE
gi-hun: and he like smiled at me when he looked at the cup and he sat down
gi-hun: he’s still here rn
gi-hun: should i go back and give him my number
jun-ho: NO
sang-woo: No.
sae-byeok: do it no balls
gi-hun: OK SINCE I HAVE THE OVERWHELMING APPROVAL OF THIS GC I WILL DO IT
jun-ho: I SAID NO
jun-ho: Fuck.
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
7:30PM
plotting rn [devious_emoji]
Replies:
junhoe3: LEAVE HIM ALONE.
comrades in crime (5 people)
7:31PM
in-ho: i think the barista i told you guys about yesterday is flirting with me [1 attachment]
image description: a cup of coffee with gi-hun’s messy handwriting scrawled across it
jun-hee: omg THE HEART
jun-hee: thats so cute
in-ho: i thought it was a penis at first
jung-bae: are you still using that stupid ass fake name everytime you go out places
in-ho: ofc im a comedian
jung-bae: smh
dae-ho: LOL jun-ho’s been ranting to me all shift about him
dae-ho: apparently he made us come get you yesterday because he didn’t want you guys to meet
in-ho: THAT LITTLE BITCH
in-ho: i give him my kidney and he cockblocks me
jun-hee: LMAO
jun-hee: dont be mean to ur brother!!
in-ho: i’m so coming back tomorrow
in-ho: the barista spilled straws all over the floor and he bent over to pick them up and #NEEDTHAT
jung-bae: you’re so gross
dae-ho: HAHAHDSF
in-ho: wait hes coming over
in-ho: i need to be nonchalant
in-ho: i can do this i can do this
jun-hee: you got this !!
dae-ho: jun-ho’s not going to be happy about this
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
7:37PM
IM SHAKING I CANT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT
Replies:
junhoe3: WHAT DID YOU DO.
sang_woo: Oh my god
comrades in crime (4 people)
7:38PM
in-ho: I HAVE ACQUIRED A NUMBER.
jun-hee: omg???
jung-bae: no way he actually gave it to you
in-ho: I TOLD YOU I CAN PULL
jun-hee: congrats inho!! :D
in-ho: thank you junhee <3
dae-ho: question
dae-ho: do i tell junho about this
dae-ho: he keeps peeking over my shoulder and i still have 3 hours left on shift with him and i dont feel like dying today
dae-ho: hes lecturing me about proper police procedure and how i shouldnt be on my phone rn HELP ME
in-ho: oh my god that little brat
in-ho: dont tell him
in-ho: ill deal w him later
jung-bae: hes so gonna tell on your mom later
in-ho: FUCK ur so right
in-ho: BUT OH MY GOD
in-ho: his name is gi-hun and hes SO CUTE
in-ho: hes been staring over the counter at me for the past like 5min
in-ho: and he finally came over and TRIPPED ON LITERALY NOTHING
in-ho: fell FLAT ON HIS FACE
in-ho: mind you there is literally no other customers in the shop rn
in-ho: and he just gets up and acts like nothing happens
in-ho: and he gives me this napkin with his number on it and hes blushing and stuttering and everything
in-ho: fuck i want him so bad
jung-bae: LMFAO wtf
jun-hee: aww! im so happy for you inho :3
in-ho: fuck i wanna stay longer and just stare at him but the cafe CLOSES IN LIKE 10MIN
in-ho: hes still peeking at me from behind the counter hes so red omfg
dae-ho: what are you doing at a coffee shop so late anyways
in-ho: paperwork.
dae-ho: relatable. . .
dae-ho: jun-ho keeps making me do all the paperwork T_T
in-ho: wtf do i need to smack him
dae-ho: no its ok :’D
dae-ho: i want to get closer to him but hes so hard to talk to </3
dae-ho: hes only recently started talking more to me on shifts
dae-ho: only to rant about this gi-hun character and how he doesn’t deserve you LOL but progress ig??
jung-bae: oh right i forgot ur partner is in-ho’s brother
jung-bae: that lil mf is so rude to his seniors
jung-bae: i came over once and he glared at me from the corner the whole time and smacked my cig out of my hand when i tried to smoke
dae-ho: he’s so cool T_T i want to talk to him more
jung-bae: did you not just read how RUDE he was to your good friend, ME???
in-ho: jun-ho’s just like that unfortunately
in-ho: idk where he got it from sighhh
jun-hee: dw dae-ho im sure he’ll warm up to you eventually !!
jun-hee: he was rlly nice to me when we met before :3
dae-ho: thats because nobody can hate you
dae-ho: you are unhatable
in-ho: truth
in-ho: if anyone doesn't like jun-hee i will personally end their bloodline
jun-hee: (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
in-ho: ok unfortunately the cafe is almost closed so i have to LEAVE
in-ho: trust i WILL be back tomorrow.
jun-hee: be safe on your way home in-ho!!
in-ho: thank you jun-hee i will
in-ho: I MISS HIM ALREADY
jung-bae: simp
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:00PM
jun-ho: @gi-hun WHAT DID YOU DO
jun-ho: You can’t just tweet that and then leave me on delivered for an hour
sang-woo: ₩10,000 he pussied out
sae-byeok: IM NOT BETTING WITH YOU ANYMORE
sang-woo: Sore loser much
sae-byeok: my ₩10,000. . .
ji-yeong: there there its okay baby
ji-yeong: how could you steal from a broke college student sangwoo have you no shame
sang-woo: EXCUSE YOU
sang-woo: I won that bet fair and square
gi-hun: AH
gi-hun: HI
jun-ho: What happened.
gi-hun: HEHEHEHEHEH
jun-ho: STOP HEHEHE-ING AND CUT TO THE CHASE
ji-yeong: he got rejected didn't he
gi-hun: i did NOT
gi-hun: WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN ME
gi-hun: AS A MATTER OF FACT
gi-hun: I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER
jun-ho: You WHAT
sang-woo: I did not think you had that in you
gi-hun: I DIDN'T EITHER
gi-hun: i lowkey fell on my ass in front of him BUT HE DIDN'T REJECT ME SO A WIN IS A WIN
sae-byeok: LMFAO ofc u did
gi-hun: SHUT UP
gi-hun: anyways im no longer mad at my boss for making me close
gi-hun: im having a great day ^_^
jun-ho: Congrats.
gi-hun: thank you junho!
gi-hun: or should i say brother in law ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
gi-hun: hello
gi-hun: junho??
gi-hun: THIS MF BLOCKED ME
ji-yeong: LOLOL
gi-hun: he cant stop me i WILL become part of his family
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
8:33PM
[1 image]
image description: a spotless empty cafe, chairs are all folded on top of the tables and it’s dark outside.
Caption: #1 closer right here
Replies:
aliii11: good job gi-hun !! :D
- gi_hunnie: thank you ali <3
junhoe3: Why do you only choose to become capable of doing your job after I quit
- gi_hunnie: FUCKING UNBLOCK ME ALREADY BITCH
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:43PM
gi-hun: I JUST GOT HOME
gi-hun: DO I TEXT HIM OR WILL I SEEM TOO DESPERATE
sang-woo: Didn’t you give him YOUR number
gi-hun: yes??
sang-woo: So you don’t have his number.
sang-woo: And therefore can’t text him regardless
gi-hun: OH FUCK
sae-byeok: LMAO you idiot
ji-yeong: how much do you wanna bet he was too polite to reject gi-hun in person so now hes just never gonna text him
gi-hun: CAN YOU GUYS STOP BETTING ON MY LOVE LIFE
sang-woo replied to ji-yeong: You're on.
sae-byeok: wait does this mean ur betting he IS gonna text gi-hun??
sang-woo: Fuck wait no I need to keep my money safe
gi-hun: DIE
gi-hun: WAIT
gi-hun: OMG
gi-hun: HE JUST TEXTED ME
gi-hun: SUCK IT BITCHESSSSS
sang-woo: Fuck.
gi-hun: WHAT DO I SAY
gi-hun: HELP
sae-byeok: since ur so confident in ur flirting skills i think u got this one
ji-yeong: yea u got this gi-hun ! ^_^
gi-hun: FUCK
gi-hun: NO
gi-hun: HELP ME GUYS
gi-hun: AAAAAAAA
DMs (gi-hun & in-ho)
Unknown Number: hello, is this gi-hun from the cafe?
gi-hun: hi!!! yes hello!!!!
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
8:46PM
gi-hun: [1 attachment]
gi-hun: I DID IT
sae-byeok: LMAO you sound desperate af
gi-hun: FUCK YOU
gi-hun: YOU GUYS REFUSED TO HELP ME
gi-hun: if i fumble this it’s ALL UR FUALT
gi-hun: HE TEXTED BACK
gi-hun: WHAT DO I SAYYy
sang-woo: Just don’t be yourself.
gi-hun: WHAR DOES THAT MEAN
ji-yeong: you heard the man
gi-hun: YOU GUYS ARE USELESS
DMs (gi-hun & in-ho)
Unknown Number: hey :)
Unknown Number: i thought you were cute when i saw you the other day in the cafe, im glad you spoke to me
gi-hun: OMG
gi-hun: sorry caps
gi-hun: i noticed you as soon as you walked in the door yesterday hhehsjf i was hoping you’d come back in since you were STOLEN AWAY BY JUN-HO
Unknown Number: haha oh yea, i heard you’re friends with my little brother
gi-hun: haha yeaaah
gi-hun: he’s
gi-hun: delightful!
Unknown Number: lmao you don’t have to lie ik he’s a menace
Unknown Number: how do you two know each other?
gi-hun: funny story
gi-hun: we met when he was in college last year, i had gone back to college to finish my final year since i dropped out my first time
gi-hun: he attempted to do a citizens arrest on me bc he thought i was carrying a weapon
gi-hun: HE GRABBED ME BY THE DICK
Unknown Number: LOL??
Unknown Number: that sounds like him
gi-hun: we’re besties now tho
gi-hun: well i think, he blocked me today
Unknown Number: lmao thanks for dealing with my little brother, i know he can be a handful sometimes but he has a good heart
gi-hun: ofc!! no worries i love him too :)
Unknown Number: unfortunately i have to do some work before i go to sleep, but ill text you tomorrow, gi-hun
Unknown Number: goodnight <3
gi-hun: AH OK no worries TTYL
gi-hun: GOODNIGHT!!!!
New contact created: young-il <3
operation old men yaoi (6 people)
9:01PM
gi-hun: [3 attachments]
gi-hun: SUCCESS
jun-ho: GAG
jun-ho: WHY ARE YOU BONDING OVER TALKING ABOUT ME WITH MY BROTHER YOU FREAK
gi-hun: OH SO NOW YOU UNBLOCK ME WHORE
jun-ho: “i love him too” And now you’re calling me a whore
jun-ho: The duality of men. . .
ji-yeong: holy shit i did not know gihun had it in him to be polite
sae-byeok: is this even gihun LMAO
gi-hun: I HAD TO LEAVE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION OK
sang-woo: By telling him about how his little brother grabbed you by the dick the first day you met?
jun-ho: ITS NOT MY FAULT HE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH A MASSIVE BONER??
jun-ho: I was simply trying to protect the peaceful nation of Korea
gi-hun: DIE I WASNT EVEN HARD
gi-hun: AND CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK
sang-woo: I agree. Don’t need that mental image in my head
sae-byeok: im actually surprised gihun didn't scare him off
sae-byeok: maybe i should stop betting against him
gi-hun: thanks i think???
gi-hun: ANYWYAS
gi-hun: fine shyt WILL BE MINE
gi-hun: one step closer to joining the hwang family
jun-ho: That’s just not right
sang-woo: Congrats Gi-hun, now go to sleep
sang-woo: I’ve had enough of you for today
gi-hun: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
gi-hun: but ok im boutta fuck up some cup noodle n crash anwyays
gi-hun: night night my #1 supporters!!
sae-byeok: gn the freakiest person ik
jun-ho: I’m not even home yet but good night i guess
ji-yeong: gn!!
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Monday, January 7th, 2021
10:51PM
just call me the rizzler
Replies:
junhoe3: Pls die.