meet cute
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Sunday, January 6th, 2021
2:03PM
i have found the love of my life.
certified gi-hun haters (6 people)
2:05PM
sae-byeok: [1 attachment] ???
sae-byeok: what is the meaning of this gi-hun
gi-hun: I JUST SAW THE HOTTEST MAN I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AT THE SHOP
gi-hun: he’s so fine oh my god
gi-hun: he ordered an americano
sae-byeok: pls tell me you’re not preying on the customers at work
gi-hun: NOT PREYING!!
gi-hun: why must you make me sound so evil
sae-byeok: i feel bad for anyone who has to be your crush
ji-yeong: ^
ji-yeong: pls tell me he left
gi-hun: NOPE ^_^
gi-hun: he sat down
gi-hun: should i shoot my shot
sang-woo: Oh my god
sang-woo: Gi-hun no.
sang-woo: Just accept the fact that you will be single forever.
gi-hun: DIE
gi-hun: why are you all such haters
gi-hun: you should be supporting my love life
sae-byeok: what love life
ji-yeong: ok but is he actually hot or are you being delusional again
gi-hun: YOU’RE LITERALLY A LESBIAN OFC YOU NEVER THINK MY CRUSHES ARE HOT
gi-hun: [1 attachment]
gi-hun: trust guys he’s so fine
jun-ho: WTF.
sae-byeok: you look like such a creeper
sae-byeok: why did you take a pic
gi-hun: YOU GUYS ASKED??
ji-yeong: i did not ask for photo proof
ji-yeong: he’s better looking than ur other crushes tho
ji-yeong: i approve
gi-hun: YES
sae-byeok: don’t feed his delusions ji-yeong
sae-byeok: he’s out of ur league gi-hun
gi-hun: NO
sang-woo: Someone save this poor man from Gi-hun
gi-hun: I HATE YOU GUYS
gi-hun: WHY CAN’T YOU EVER SUPPORT ME
sae-byeok: we’re just saving you from humiliation
ji-yeong: you need us to keep you in check
sang-woo: Plus I don’t want you to come cry on my apartment floor for 2 hours straight again when he inevitably rejects you.
gi-hun: that was ONE time
sang-woo: 3, but who’s counting.
ali: hi guys!!
ali: gi-hun aren’t you at work?? why are you on your phone !
gi-hun: HI ALI
gi-hun: i am on my phone because my future husband just walked into the shop and i need emotional support to shoot my shot
ali: oh !!
ali: go for it gi-hun !
sang-woo: NO
ji-yeong: ali i love you but please don’t encourage him
gi-hun: WTF
gi-hun: WHY IS JUN-HO RAPIDLY APPROACHING ME ON LIFE360
ji-yeong: LMFAOAO
ji-yeong: an intervention is needed
sae-byeok: LOL
sang-woo: Holy shit this man is going 144KPH
sae-byeok: is that even legal
sae-byeok: isn’t this man a police officer
gi-hun: I’M SCARED
certified gi-hun haters (6 people)
2:10PM
gi-hun: WHAT THE FUCK
gi-hun: GUYS
gi-hun: GUYS COME BACK
sae-byeok: what is it
gi-hun: TELL ME WHY JUN-HO JUST PULLED UP IN A COP CAR AND DRAGGED THE HOT MAN OUT OF THE SHOP??
ji-yeong: LMFAO
ji-yeong: WTF
sae-byeok: NO WAY
sang-woo: He did what nobody else was brave enough to do.
sang-woo: We thank you for your service Jun-ho.
gi-hun: WHAT DID I DO
jun-ho: THAT’S MY FUCKING BROTHER
jun-ho: keep your filthy paws OFF of him gi-hun
sae-byeok: YOUR BROTHER??
sae-byeok: THE ONE WHO’S A COP???
jun-ho: Yes
gi-hun: HELP?
gi-hun: welcome to the family jun-ho ^_^
gi-hun: i guess you’ll be my new brother in law!!!
jun-ho: NO
ji-yeong: i’m sobbing how did this happen
ji-yeong: i didn't know your brother was hot jun-ho
jun-ho: STOP SEXUALIZING MY BROTHER
gi-hun: I’M NOT SEXUALIZING HIM
gi-hun: WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A CREEPPP
sae-byeok: you took a picture of him without him knowing, sent it to this groupchat, and called him your future husband and said that he was the finest man you’ve ever seen in your life.
gi-hun: OK BUT I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING THAT WEIRD
sang-woo: I’m so done with you
gi-hun: JUN-HO IS STILL TALKING TO HIM OUTSIDE
gi-hun: JUN-HO DON’T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME
gi-hun: I STILL HAVE A CHANCE
jun-ho: He’s not mentioning you, don’t worry !!
jun-ho: Ew why is his phone on capslock
sae-byeok: /???
jun-ho: This is jun-ho’s partner from work, my name is dae-ho! Don’t worry strange man with a crush on my partner’s brother, I’m not sure what this is about exactly but jun-ho made us come over here and told his brother he’s doing a welfare check on him
ji-yeong: omg hi!!
ji-yeong: we’ve heard a lot about you from jun-ho
ji-yeong: mostly bad things
ji-yeong: but you seem nice!!
jun-ho: Wait what
gi-hun: GOD BLESS
gi-hun: TELL JUNHO TO LET HIM COME BACK IN
gi-hun: PLEASE
jun-ho: Hold on
jun-ho: Askjdhjflkg’%4
sae-byeok: are you good
gi-hun: NO
gi-hun: JUN-HO JUST TOOK THE HOT MAN AWAY IN HIS COP CAR
gi-hun: NOOOOOO COME BACK
gi-hun: I JUST NEED ONE CHANCE
ji-yeong: HELP??
sae-byeok: this is a new record: 5 minutes before rejection
gi-hun: I WASN’T REJECTED
gi-hun: I WAS COCKBLOCKED
gi-hun: JUN-HO COME BACK WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE SINGLE FOREVER AND DIE ALONE
sae-byeok: you don’t need jun-ho for that
sae-byeok: pretty sure you’d be alone forever no matter what
ali: don’t be mean to gi-hun !!
ali: i’m sure you’ll find someone for you someday, gi-hun :)
ali: just have patience!
sang-woo: Yeah, a lot of patience. Because it’s going to take a while.
ji-yeong: LOL
gi-hun: how did sangwoo find a bf before me
gi-hun: life is so unfair
sang-woo: Don’t be jealous of me and Ali
ali: it’s okay gi-hun !!
ali: you’re always welcome to come on a date with me and sangwoo if you’d like ^_^
sang-woo: No you’re not.
gi-hun: ali ily but i’m not gonna third wheel you and my childhood best friend
gi-hun: plus sang-woo would probably murder me
sang-woo: That is correct.
ji-yeong: you’re welcome to third wheel us too gi-hun :3c
gi-hun: i literally hate you all
gi-hun’s private twitter account
Sunday, January 6th, 2021
5:01 PM
all my friends are praying on my downfall and my boss is making me close alone. why me god
Replies:
aliii11: aww i’m sorry gi-hun, i’ll be on tomorrow if you’re working then! i’ll make you a latte :)
- gi_hunnie: thank you ali you’re the best
kang_saebyeok: deserved
sang_wooo: Love you too.
certified gi-hun haters (6 people)
8:32PM
gi-hun: just finished closing
gi-hun: i miss when you worked here jun-ho i didn’t have to do shit
jun-ho: I’m still not speaking to you.
gi-hun: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME
gi-hun: I’M SORRY OKAY
gi-hun: but i still think that me and your brother could be a beautiful thing
jun-ho: STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY
sae-byeok: even though i’m still praying on gi-hun’s downfall i would pay money to see jun-ho’s face if gi-hun became his brother in law
ji-yeong: REAL
ji-yeong: i think we should make this happen
sang-woo: Maybe Gi-hun no longer being single would be a good thing for us all
jun-ho: WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL CHANGING YOUR MINDS
jun-ho: this is the GIHUN hate club NOT THE JUNHO HATE CLUB
ji-yeong: sorry jun-ho but you’ve been outvoted
ji-yeong: we’re kicking you out like among us
jun-ho: WTF
gi-hun: YESSSSS
gi-hun: you won’t regret this guys
gi-hun: he WILL be mine
sae-byeok: i still feel bad for the guy but this is hilarious
sang-woo: I never thought I’d see the day we all united in helping Gi-hun
jun-ho: HELLO
jun-ho: I’M STILL HERE
jun-ho: I DON’T APPROVE
jun-ho: THIS IS NOT A UNITED FRONT
sae-byeok: shhhh
sae-byeok: go into the light
jun-ho: WHAT
jun-ho: I’M NOT DYING WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
ji-yeong: RIP jun-ho. . . he was so young </3 gone too soon
jun-ho: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
ji-yeong: it’s like i can still hear him. . .
ali: 0-0
ali: jun-ho are you okay?!
jun-ho: No.
sang-woo: He just went offline.
sae-byeok: LMAOAO
gi-hun: omg guys i love you
gi-hun: i take it back i don’t hate you all
ji-yeong: don’t love us yet
ji-yeong: you still have a lot of work to do
sang-woo: She’s right. You’ve been single for like 18 years now
sang-woo: You’re going to need a lot more than our tentative support
gi-hun: WDYM
gi-hun: i haven’t been single THAT long
sang-woo: Your random one-sided crushes don’t count.
gi-hun: OK BUT I HAD THAT GF IN HIGH SCHOOL
sang-woo: Yes. 18 years ago.
sang-woo: And she broke up with you because of your gambling addiction
gi-hun: CLAW MACHINES AREN’T A GAMBLING ADDICTION
sae-byeok: didn’t you steal her money to try to win her a prize for valentine’s day and you ended up using $50 before a random elementary school kid won you a prize
gi-hun: ATLEAST I GOT HER SOMETHING??
sang-woo: It was a toy gun.
gi-hun: THAT’S IRRELEVANT
gi-hun: the point is i was a very good boyfriend
gi-hun: AND SAE-BYEOK YOU CAN’T TALK
gi-hun: we all witnessed the pain of you crushing on ji-yeong for months before you worked up the courage to ask her out
ji-yeong: it was cute watching her struggle
sae-byeok: gi-hun do you want to die
gi-hun: OK FINE
gi-hun: fuck you lesbians
ali: don’t be discouraged gi-hun!!
ali: we’re all here to help you
gi-hun: i love you ali
gi-hun: you’re literally the only nice person in this gc
sang-woo: Whatever, point being: do not, under any circumstance be yourself if you want him to like you
gi-hun: WHAT’S WRONG WITH HOW I AM
sae-byeok: shall i list them
ji-yeong: loud, clumsy, chronically socially awkward, works at a coffee shop but still manages to burn water
ji-yeong: the list goes on and on
ali: gi-hun is a very kind and supportive person!
sang-woo replied to gi-hun : You’re an idiot.
gi-hun: ok fuck you all except ali
gi-hun: I’LL WORK ON IT OK
sang-woo: Goodluck.
sang-woo: I’ve got work to do now, you guys should go to sleep soon too
gi-hun: dw i’m about to pass tf out as soon as i get home
gi-hun: i can’t believe my manager made me close by myself
gi-hun: we got a rush 20min before closing and a kid spilled his drink all over the floor
sae-byeok: sounds like something you’d do
ji-yeong: it IS something he’s done before
ji-yeong: can confirm
gi-hun: kys
ali: goodnight guys!! and goodluck with your work sang-woo :)
sang-woo: Night.
gi-hun: goodnight ali!!! and others ig. .
sae-byeok: gn
ji-yeong: gn losersss
ji-yeong changed the conversation name to: operation old men yaoi
ali: what is a yaoi
DMs (jun-ho & in-ho)
9:02PM
in-ho: jun-ho are you off work yet
jun-ho: Just got off
jun-ho: Why
in-ho: ???
in-ho: are you just not going to explain to me why you pulled me out of the coffee shop this afternoon and then proceeded to drive me back to my apartment and told me to not leave under any circumstance
jun-ho: I did explain
jun-ho: I was doing a welfare check
jun-ho: I decided that you were in imminent danger and had to rescue you
in-ho: ????
in-ho: danger where
in-ho: i was drinking coffee in a public space in broad daylight
jun-ho: Don’t worry about it.
in-ho: if you say so