Wednesday
(10:47am)
Unknown Number: fuck u james
Remus: First of all, ouch. Second of all I would like to establish that I am in fact not James
Unknown Number: oops, I can tell, ur grammar is wayyy too good to be James texting
Remus: Sorry to intrude on this but I’m genuinely curious, why are you hate-texting James?
Unknown Number: oh lol no big deal he just put ten packs of exploding snaps in my pillow case so when I laid down all the snaps went off
Unknown Number: this then caused me to jump up screaming, and hit my head on the pole on the bed
Remus: I’m sorry but that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Remus: Why are there poles on your bed, are you five years old and sleeping in bunkbeds?
Unknown Number: nah I just go to boarding school
Remus: You go to a boarding school, here in Scotland, and room with your friends that play pranks on each other?
Unknown Number: yup
Remus: Wow, so very posh
Unknown Number: hey I am in fact very punk rock
Remus: Oh I’m sure
Unknown Number: WAIT A MINUTE
Unknown Number: how do you know where I live?!
Remus: Area code…
Unknown Number: oh
Unknown Number: sorry for yelling at u hot boy in my phone
Remus: Apology accepted, and how do you know I’m hot?
Unknown Number: its a gift, its actually how I got my last boyfriend
Remus: So you just go around texting random numbers?
Unknown Number: no, I got his number from the school, then called him hot (which he was) and boom, I had him
Remus: Wow, true love
Unknown Number: well yes, until he realized he was straight and dumped me
Unknown Number: oh shit gotta go, binns is coming and I think he’s gonna take my phone
Unknown Number: bye hot boy in my phone
Remus: Goodbye weird guy in my phone
Remus: By the way, it’s Remus
(2:52pm)
Unknown Number: what is a remus
Remus: Oh my god Remus is my name
Unknown Number: not to be a bitch but what kind of name is remus?
Remus: Short for Remussirr
Unknown Number: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Remus: No
Unknown Number: oh :(
Remus: If you have the nerve to make fun of my name then tell me yours
Unknown Number: … no
Remus: It can’t be that bad
Unknown Number: its bad…
Unknown Number: sirius
Remus: Thats your name??
Sirius: affirmative
Remus: Are you serious?
Remus: Thats somehow worse than Remus
Sirius: first, I’m always sirius
Sirius: and ouch, you’re named after “wolf”, I’m just named after a star
Remus: I walked right into that one
Sirius: now you’re going to have to erase the word serious out of your vocabulary
Remus: Why would I do that?
Sirius: well I will now be texting you quite often because you seem pretty cool, and the serious/sirius jokes get old very fast
Sirius: just ask James
Remus: You’re going to continue texting me?
Sirius: if you don’t mind
Remus: No I don’t mind its just that… nvm
Sirius: you can tell me I don’t mind
Remus: I just have lots of health issues mentally and physically and people don’t seem to want to stick around me because of it. I always feel like I’m everyones burden because I can be a lot to deal with. I just don’t have that many good friends that are guys because they think I’m too much to deal with, plus I’m Bisexual so they always think I’m hitting on them.
Remus: Sorry, didn’t mean to trauma dump to someone I’ve known for four hours
Sirius: nah I don’t mind, I kinda relate
Sirius: I also have a lot of shit going on with mental issues and my sexuality and everything so I def don’t mind
Remus: Oh okay. Well I gotta go, I’ve got English and my professor is super strict
Remus: Talk to you later?
Sirius: ttyl remus