Thursday
(6:58am)
Sirius: good morning my remus
Remus: It is 6 in the morning
Remus: I hope you have a good reason for texting me at this ungodly hour
Sirius: wow no good morning back? I’m greatly offended
Remus: It is basically still night time, not morning
Sirius: not a morning person?
Remus: Absolutely not
Remus: What do you want
Sirius: can I not say good morning to my friend?
Remus: Not at 6 in the morning
Sirius: technically it is 7am
Remus: Go. Away.
(11:36am)
Sirius: am I cleared to talk now?
Remus: cleared
Sirius: thank god, don’t know how I could get through chem without my favorite person to text
Remus: We literally met yesterday
Sirius: to be fair you don’t have many other competitors for the spot
Sirius: the only other people I text are the people I go to school with
Remus: So you’re saying I won by default? Ouch
Sirius: well also you’re fun to text
Sirius: James and Alice are your only real competitors for the spot, but you still won
Remus: Im so flattered
Remus: May I ask who is James? We’ve exchanged like twenty messages and you’ve mentioned him four times
Sirius: actually 86 texts, this is the 87th
Remus: You really counted every text to prove me wrong?
Sirius: yes, 88
Sirius: and to answer your question, James is my best friend, basically my brother because when my family kicked me out of the house James’ family took me in and now I live with them.
Remus: Oh that’s nice, sorry about your family
Sirius: nah its alright, I never got along with them very well in the first place and I got kicked out 3 years ago already so I’m used to it now
Remus: Thats really nice
Remus: I sometimes wish I had a James in my life though, tbh I don’t have that many close friends
Remus: Sorry didn’t mean to get all sappy and trauma dump
Sirius: I don’t mind
Sirius: well then ill be your first close friend
Remus: What seriously? We’ve only known each other for a day
Sirius: siriusly, I don’t believe in the concept of time when it comes to friendship
Sirius: I believe if you have a strong enough bond with someone it doesn’t matter how long you’ve known them for
Remus: As long as you guys don’t adopt me its cool :)
Remus: Sorry I gotta go, I’ve got English and you know about my professor lol
Sirius: ok, talk to you later:)
Remus: Talk to you later sirius
(12:02pm)
James: dude get off of your phone we’re eating
Peter: Yeah, you didn’t even notice when Fabian tried talking to you
Peter: And you’ve only been talking about how much you like him for two weeks
Sirius: fuck fabian
James: woah what’s with the 180?
James: wait did you meet someone?
Sirius: …maybe
Peter: No wonder you were blushing at your phone
Sirius: I WAS NOT
Peter: WAS SO
James: chill out guys sirius just tell us who this mystery guy is
Sirius: ok I don’t know a lot about him but I accidentally texted him a text that was supposed to go to James yesterday and we’ve just been talking ever since
Sirius: and hes just so cool he’s got the best sense of humor and he’s hot
Peter: What does he look like?
Sirius: idk
Peter: Then how do you know he’s hot?
Sirius: its my sixth sense
Sirius: that’s how I bagged chris remember?
James: ah yes the great sixth sense of knowing when people are hot over text
Peter: Why are we still texting, we’re sitting right next to each other
Sirius: smart boy wormy
(8:22pm)
Sirius: how was your day remmusirr?
Remus: Horrible, I thought my favorite person to text forgot about me
Sirius: so he does have a sense of humor!
Remus: Who said I was lying ;)
Remus: Sirius its been two minutes did I scare you away
Sirius: sorry had to take a quick lap around the dorm
Remus: How come?
Sirius: …
Sirius: can I have another question
Remus: No, now answer my question
Sirius: I have a medical condition where my cheeks start turning red and my heart rate quickens
Sirius: and taking a lap around my dorm helps
Remus: Well I am very sorry for triggering your condition
Sirius: you should be, its very deadly
Remus: Oh yes, and what is this deadly condition called?
Sirius: hot-boy-text-flirts-with-me-itis
Remus: Again, how do you know I’m hot?
Sirius: like I said, its a sixth sense
Sirius: speaking of looks, what do u look like?
Remus: Nope
Sirius: fine ill go first
Sirius: extremely handsome, long dark wavy hair, gray eyes, amazing cheekbones, pale, and usually wearing a leather jacket
Sirius: rem, its been 2 minutes you okay?
Sirius: now 6 minutes what’s up?
Remus: I think I have the same condition as you
Sirius: oh yeah? and what caused it exactly
Remus: Not today
Sirius: I had to answer your question, your turn to answer mine
Remus: I hate you
Sirius: you really love me
Sirius: now answer my question
Remus: First it was the appearance describing which made me take a walk like you said
Remus: Then I looked back at my phone and saw the nickname, so I took another lap
Sirius: I never knew my powers were so great
Remus: Extraordinary
Sirius: now, what do you look like?
Remus: Fine
Remus: Tall and scrawny, tan-ish, brown curly hair, freckles, and I’m always wearing grandpa sweaters
Remus: Had to take a lap?
Sirius: don’t flatter yourself
Remus: Oh
Sirius: but yes
Remus: I literally said I’m scrawny and wearing old man sweaters how did that make you need to take a lap
Sirius: you don’t know what I like
Remus: Haha
Sirius: well I have to go to sleep I have an early practice tomorrow
Remus: Goodnight Sirius
Sirius: night remus:)
(11:01pm)
Remus: Lily are you awake?
Lily: Always
Remus: Okay good
Remus: I need help
Lily: Remus Lupin asking for help? Who are you and what have you done with my friend
Remus: Haha :l
Remus: Okay but seriously, I met this guy and he’s super cool and my exact type
Lily: You’ve found one!!!!!!!!!!
Remus: Easy Lils
Remus: So I was texting him a couple hours ago and I gave him a description of me saying, “Tall and scrawny, tan-ish, brown curly hair, freckles, and I’m always wearing grandpa sweaters” and he said he had to take a lap because of it
Remus: So I asked him why he needed to take a lap if I called myself scrawny, and he said, I quote, “you don’t know what I like”
Remus: Lils I need help does this mean he likes me?!?
Lily: Well, do you want him to like you?
Remus: I mean, yes, I think. I’ve only known him for two days but we’ve gotten closer than I have with any of my other friends
Lily: Hey!
Remus: Apart from you
Lily: I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know this guy, but if I got a text saying that, I would assume that person would like me.
Lily: Remus you okay?
Remus: Yeah just thinking very hard
Remus: Night Lily thank you you’re the best
Lily: I know I am, night Remus <3