Chapter 1
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' Ah! Wolf Wolf, nice to see you again. ' oh merlin, he could tell whos voice that was from a mile away.
'Black.' He replied dryly.
'Show some more enthusiasm Loony, most girls would fall to their knees from the mere sight of me. Go on, on your knees. ' Sirius cackled, god, his laugh was hot.
Sirius Black, was still the irritating, bubble headed, self absorbed prick that he always had been. Who was he kidding, it's exactly what Remus was expecting him to be like. He didn't expect to come back to school and be worshipped by Black. Remus and Sirius had hooked up over the holidays, but as they were both drunk and disorientated, neither had talked about it since.
'Piss off, would ya' Black?' Fuck, his accent had become more predominant over the holidays, now compared to Sirius' posh prick voice you could really tell.
' Sorry Loony, no can do, need to talk to ya,' He was mimicking Remus, and he knew how much it bothered him, but by god was it hot.
Okay, this little voice in his head needed to stop, and he needed to snap out of it. There's no way in hell he liked Sirius Black.
'Alright then Black, have at it.' He smirked, everyone had ALWAYS gotten week at the knees to that Sirius Black grin. But Remus had one of his own, and by the older boys face, he could tell it was working splendidly.
'Funny, could've recalled you saying those same words over the holidays, but then we flipped it round, didn't we? and I believe you were the one that had at me.' Speak of the devil, there it was, that Sirius Black grin. God Remus was such a queer. He was completely lost in his own thoughts reality seemed to pause at just a click of the fingertips. The holiday? The shagging? Just Sirius in general? And then with a click of the fingers reality started right back up again, but this time not metaphorically, thank the lords for Regulus Black. Sirius' younger brother, Remus' best friend, or best acquaintance. It really all depended on the day.
'Come on Lupin, prefect shit meeting in five.'
'Prefect?!' The older boy was cackling. 'Loony Lupin! a prefect, oh just wait until Prongs hears about this one!' Sirius had even started crying tears by this point, maybe he wouldn't do much thanking for Regulus Black as Remus originally thought.
'Wait until Prongs hears what?' Merlin, and the terrible 2 were back together, James Potter and Sirius Black, brothers, not by blood but if you asked anyone they might as well had been.
'Loony Lupin here's made prefect!' And he was laughing again, great. He could feel the blush rising up his cheeks, but it wasn't just his cheeks was it? God no, it was that all-consuming blush that warps itself around every inch of you, snaking up to your ears and wrapping round your neck, and all the others had noticed to. Shit.
'James, watch out! Think Loony fancies ya!' Mimicking the accent once again, but once again he had to admit, it was hot.
'God, what Lupin? You a poof?'
Potter visibly slumped at that, what had gotten him so wound up about Sirius being homophobic? Was it even homophobic, he had no idea, and then he saw it, Regulus had visibly slumped to and he hadn't made one single retaliation remark against Sirius for the comment AND he was making some very strong sex eyes at James.
Merlin's bloody ball sack, Regulus Black and James Potter were most defiantly and undeniably shagging.
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