the strongest avenger
James
Regulus
Sirius
Remus
Pandora
Dorcas
[19:46] tell me more about you
i’m bored
[19:46] what do you want to know?
[19:47] anything
we talked a lot when we got coffee but
i wanna know more
[19:48] always so curious
you already know i’m an artist
i dabble in pottery occasionally
[19:49] HA
sorry i didnt mean for that to be like
haha ur funny cuz u do pottery
its just ironic to me
anyways continue
[19:49] you’re quite silly sometimes
uh my favorite tv show is lucifer
something about tom ellis as the devil really gets me going i suppose
[19:50] unsurprising
[19:50] shut up you’re the one who wanted to know more about me
anyways
i’m not quite sure what else you want to know
[19:51] i’m pansexual, what about you
unless you don’t want to say
in which case forget i asked
[19:52] oh christ HEKFHEK
i’m gay and non-binary
[19:52] woah :o
so i do have a chance ;)
[19:53] HELP AHAJDHEKDJ
i guess so if you’re into brooding artists
[19:53] LMAOOOOO
i’ll keep that in mind gorgeous x
[19:54] if there wasn’t a phone between us i’d smack you right now
[19:55] kinky
you into kinky stuff? ;)
[19:55] RIGHT THATS ENOUGH LMAODJKE
[19:55] oooh is the dark and brooding artist flustered????????
can’t believe i flustered the Dark and Brooding Emo Artist
[19:56] im gonna fucking off myself mate
[19:56] k maybe dont?
[19:56] depression cured
thank you so much jay
you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me
if i could tell regulus from last week that the best thing thats ever happened to them would walk into his life later that week
he would die
[19:57] okay thats enough you asshole DJKDHD
also your full name is regulus huh
cute
[19:57] aw fuck
i suppose it is. picked it out myself
well is your full name jay? is it jason?
[19:57] do i look like a jason
HDKEJDDJ
no its james
[19:58] cute
cute name
[19:58] “picked it out myself”
thats making me laugh a lot
[19:59] one of the many perks of being trans i suppose
that and the endless men flocking to me due to my pure unfiltered sex appeal
[20:00] i mean with looks like that
[20:00] right moving on
my turn to ask questions
have you seen any marvel movies
[20:01] yeah i have
[20:01] if you could join any team from marvel
would you join the x-men, the avengers, or the guardians of the galaxy
[20:01] oh fuck
i have a special place in my heart for the x-men
i used to watch the animated show with my cousins when i was a kid
but tbh the guardians have a very good music taste
[20:02] yeah but chris pratt
[20:02] this is true
peter quill is funny enough that i think i could handle his ugly ass face
so i’d say the guardians
[20:02] DHKDHDJEJS
i’d join the revengers
thor, loki, valkyrie, and bruce banner
[20:03] you seem like a fan of loki
[20:03] YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CLOCK ME LIKE THAT LMAOOODJDDK
but yeah i do like him
i strongly relate to the whole “constantly trying to prove myself to everyone around me, only to get overshadowed by my older brother” thing
[20:04] idk who i relate to honestly
[20:05] important question
who is the strongest avenger.
[20:06] fuck i got in an argument with my friend lily over this
she thinks its thor but i say at least CURRENTLY its wanda
[20:06] THANK YOU
DUDE I HAD SOMEONE TRY AND TELL ME IT WAS STEVE ROGERS
[20:06] UR KIDDING
THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY
[20:07] i do agree that if it isnt wanda it’s thor
lily seems smart
[20:07] she is very smart
she’s like the smartest person i know
other than my friend moony
they’re both very smart
[20:08] i only have like two friends
they’re both very smart
dorcas is also very funny, she’s a piercer and she did my septum piercing
pandora helps me make sure i dont look like an idiot when i need an outfit
[20:09] am i not a friend ;P
[20:09] fine i guess i have 3 friends
one of them lives in my phone
Gay Little People In My Phone
[20:10] HAHAHA
i’m honored
fuck okay i gotta go
moony is challenging me to a game of mario kart because i kicked his ass last time
[20:11] have fun with moony x
[20:12] have fun with whatever brooding artists do xx
Regulus Black Defense Squad
[20:15] guys i’m fucked
[20:16] what did you do this time
[20:16] is this about phone boy?
[20:16] omg i forgot about phone boy!!! how is everything going with him??
[20:17] i’m royally fucked babes
phone boy is so sweet
his name is james :(
[20:18] what happened tho i wanna know
don’t leave us hanging tf
[20:18] idk we just talked for a bit and he was very sweet and interested in what i was talking about and he talked abt his friends
BABES IM FUCKED HES SO NICE
[20:19] this is your first real relationship since barty maybe take it slow
[20:20] im taking it as slow as i can but hes making me fall harder and harder every second
LMAO im such a disaster guys i hate my life
[20:20] truly i have no idea how you survive you dysfunctional man
[20:21] you act like you’re not just as dysfunctional. tf
[20:21] FUCK OFF AHAHEJKEDJ
i hate you sometimes
suddenly im homophobic
[20:22] can we keep the homophobia to a minimum in this gay ass friend group
[20:22] no
[20:22] no
[20:22] why do i even try with you lot
[20:23] i’m entering my homophobic era with you idiots
[20:23] YEAHHH WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE PANDORA <3
[20:24] i hate you all
[02:32] i hate my neighbors
they’re having very rough
VERY loud sex
and i can’t sleep because of it
[02:33] i want to cry
[03:21] reg it hasnt stopped
i know you’re asleep rn
but i need to rant
and my mates really hate it when i spam them at night
i hope you dont mind
though i guess you wouldn’t he able to tell me if you were bothered by it or not rn
[03:22] i should just put earplugs in
i dunno if i have any
[03:34] okay i think they stopped
i’m gonna try and sleep rn
goodnight reg <3 x :))
[09:32] good morning :)
im on my way to work atm
i don’t mind you spamming me
i sleep with my phone on do not disturb so i don’t get constant notifs
i hope you slept well x
[10:12] i just got into work and the person in the space next to me is annoying me
they keep stealing my paint and shit
quite annoying
[12:03] can you call me?
it not that’s okay
[12:04] oh hello
yeah give me a second
[12:04] thank you x
“Hello?”
“Hi.”
“…is there a reason you needed me to call you?”
“Oh, yeah. Sorry. I needed a distraction, my mentor is being an asshole and I needed to get out of there for a few minutes.”
“Oh. That’s alright, I can paint and talk.”
“You’re a lifesaver, Reg.”
“Is your mentor for your cognitive behavioural therapy license, or for something else?”
“It’s for my license. I need like, 450 hours or some shit before I can get my license.”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
“…”
“…”
“What are you painting?”
“A portrait of a friend, it’s for an art gallery.”
“That sounds cool. I bet you’re really good.”
“Thanks. She has box braids, though, which I’ve somehow never painted before. It’s actually pretty simple, it was just hard to figure out at first.”
“Are you painting Pandora?”
“No, I’m painting my friend Dorcas.”
“Oh, I remember you mentioned her. She’s the one who did your septum piercing, yeah?”
“Yeah, that’s her. She’s great.”
“Nice.”
“…”
“…fuck, my mentor is looking for me. I gotta go. Thanks for…talking to me.”
“Of course, James. Have fun.”
“I’ll sure try.”
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this is what i’m painting
[12:18] i was correct
you are very good
[12:18] thank you x
[14:21] my beloved sister
i have question
do you have a switch?
[14:21] no
i left it at mum’s when i left
[14:22] well that was stupid
[14:22] right are you just here to patronize me or do you have a point with this
cuz i have much better things to be doing
[14:22] ???????
fuck you
anyways, i was asking because i just got that subscription service so i can play games with people online and i wanted to see if you wanted to play mario kart or something
but alas you don’t have your switch
not yet at least
[14:23] sirius if i wake up tomorrow
and there’s a switch at my door
i’m gonna take all of uncle alphard’s inheritance he gave you and burn it
[14:23] ….
don’t worry about it
what i’m not allowed to play mario kart with my sister what the hell man
[14:24] i hate you sometimes honestly
[14:24] no you don’t <3
[14:25] yes i do <3
[16:01] do you still have a thing for that phone boy or whatever
[16:02] alright well
i don’t know if i have a “thing” for them or whatever
but he is very nice
and very kind
seems like he doesn’t want people to know that tho
[16:02] closed off?
[16:03] he described themself as a “brooding artist”
[16:04] i feel like i’d like them
he seems like the kind of person who would appreciate literature
[16:05] well he is an artist
[16:06] i’ll snipe his number from you x
[16:06] NO YOURE GONNA SEND THEM EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF ME
like the one from sirius’ birthday party two years ago :(
[16:07] which one
the one of you crying in the backyard because lily didn’t want to spend seven minutes in heaven with you
or the one of you passed out with marlene’s pet rat on your chest
[16:08] …
shut up i hate you
[16:09] back to the matter at hand, though
do you think they’re cute?
[16:09] incredibly
but we’ve only been talking for like, a week and a half
and we’ve only met once
[16:09] yeah but you tend to fall hard and fast
must i keep reminding you of lily
[16:10] okay i get it
its not my fault i was too stupid to realize shes a lesbian man
[16:10] that is a fair statement
just be careful mate, y’know?
[16:11] i always am babes x
and i don’t have a crush on him
[16:11] yet
[16:11] shut up i hate you sometimes
[19:42] good evening james
[19:42] ????
who the fuck is this
[19:43] my apologies i forgot to introduce myself
i’m pandora
regulus mustve talked about me
and if he hasn’t i will kill them
anyways i have something to show you
[19:43] oh! hi yes they have talked abt you
should i be scared of what it is
[19:44] no it’s just slightly embarrassing and if they realize ive sent this to you he might kill me
anyways!
here you go
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[19:45] HCJFHDJFB
reg is so.
bro im gonna cry.
my god thank you.
saving ur number as Pandora (My Favourite)
[19:45] as u should xx