I COULD BE ITS DADDIE
Bartamust:
Dora…
Reggie Peggie:
OMFG just SAY IT
Ev Delphine 😝:
we apologize in advance..
Bartamust:
Yeah..
Dora Explora:
???
Reggie Peggie:
SAY IT RN!!!
Bartamust:
Evan you tell them.
Ev Delphine 😝:
WHAT why me??
Bartamust:
Bc no one will miss you if pandora kills you.
Ev Delphine 😝:
OH STFU
Baby Neko-Nyā would miss me
Dora Explora:
Not naming it that
😹
Reggie Peggie:
FINE I’ll say it you useless FUCKING FAGS
Bartamust:
WOOOOW
Ev Delphine 😝:
Wasn’t aware you felt that way towards the gays…
Bartamust:
I can’t believe we are friends with a homophobe.
Dora Explora:
I'm sorry reg but I can’t accept this little phase of yours.
Reggie Peggie:
SHUT UP
Xeno is pressing charges on Barty And Evan bc they sent him death threats.
Dora Explora:
WHAT
Bartamust:
It was in your honoer
Reggie Peggie:
You can’t even spell it right.
😐
Ev Delphine 😝:
PLS don’t remove me from baby Neko-Nya’s life
🥺🙏
Reggie Peggie:
Ew.
stop with that.
Bartamust:
THEY ARE NOT ANSWERING MY PRIVATE TEXTS
Reggie Peggie:
no shit
😦
Ev Delphine 😝:
PLSSS DORA
Dora Explora:
Fuck you guys
I’m for real.
Dora Explora left: Herpes Crew
Ev Delphine 😝:
NOOOOOO
Bartamust:
THEY BLOCKED ME!!!!!
Reggie Peggie:
wow
crazy
🤯
who would’ve thought this would happen?
Ev Delphine 😝:
BUT WE BEAT UP SNAPE
WHATS THE DIFFERNENCE
Bartamust:
UHMM me and reg beat the shit outta snape.
YOU didn’t- and I quote- want to ‘wuin my pweety face’
with the baby voice.
Reggie Peggie:
🙃 there are many differences between Xeno and Snivellous
LIKE HOW PANDORA STILL CARES ABOUT THE FATHER OF THEIR CHILD!!!
Ev Delphine 😝:
I COULD BE ITS DADDIE
Bartamust:
😕 you didn’t even spell DADDY RIGHT!!
Reggie Peggie:
No one wants you to be their ‘Daddie’
🥴🥴😬
Ev Delphine 😝:
I’ve been called daddie many times
IM A DOMINANT PERSON!!
Bartamust:
yeah gross
you would be one of those creepy family members that likes to be called daddy
😣
Ev Delphine 😝:
STOP MAKING ME SOUND CREEPY.
Reggie Peggie:
you are creepy.
fucking ‘wittle baka’
🤮
Ev Delphine 😝:
SHUT UP
IM NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN!!!
Reggie Peggie:
Okay?
Bartamust:
REGULUS
TELL DORA TO UNBLOCK ME!!
Reggie Peggie:
mmmmmm
🤔
no.
Ev Delphine 😝:
AHHH
PANDA BLOCKED ME TOOO
Reggie Peggie:
GOOD.
Evan im leaveing u two here
don’t come home.
STAY WITH BARTY.
Bartamust:
NOOOOOOOOOO
😫😫😖
PLS
ANYTHING BUT!!!
Ev Delphine
RUDE
WHERE TF ARE WEE
Reggie Peggie:
You deserve this barty
😚
~~
Reg:
Are you okay?
Dora:
yeah Xeno already said that he wouldn’t press charges on them
Reg:
huh???
Dora:
Yeah
💀
I asked him and then he just dropped it
Reg:
😞
so does Evan has to move back in with me?
Dora:
NAHH
lets see how long this can last.
Reg:
OMFG
you genius
😇
~~
me.a.wittle_Baka:
REGGG
PLS
PLEASEEEE!!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
No.
me.a.wittle_Baka:
B-b-b—b-b-bb—b-b-ut
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
😑 ok y/n
me.a.wittle_Baka:
WHY DID YOU LEAVE US HERE!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Wdym?🥺
me.a.wittle_Baka:
YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO DORAS AND LEFT US IN A DUMP YARD!!!
IT SPELLS LIKE SHIT
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
awwww
sucks to suck 😪
me.a.wittle_Baka:
BARTY JUST PUSHED ME IN A PILE!!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
did he?
me.a.wittle_Baka:
YES
REG
PICK US UP
REGG
PLS
I DON”T WANNA WALK BACK!!
-
YOU TOOK OUR CAR!!!
NO
MY FUCKING PHONE DIED
NOW I HAVE TO USE EVANS
YOU FUCKING BITCH
~~
-
Baurt:
If you wanted to know
WE MADE IT HOME SAFELY
Edgy Reggie:
I didn’t.
Baurt:
OH FUCK YOU!!
Edgy Reggie:
😇
Baurt:
🖕🖕🖕
~~
HEYY SHOAWRTY
😘
????
OOOh its REGGIES BSF
Yknow EVAN
Oh.
How’d you get my number?
He gave it too me 😆
huh
and why are you texting me??
Unknown Number changed contact name to: Reggie’s whore
I just need you as Reggie’s whore-
(sorry if that’s degrading for you)
-Too tell him to save me from BARTY
HES TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
LIKE HE HAS A FULL ASS KNIFE!!
Reggie’s whore:
Yeah ok 👍
Just make sure he doesn’t kill you
and I like being degraded 🤫
FANKS
ill tell him that 😝
Reggie’s whore changed contact name to: weeaboo💕🐱
Reggie’s whore:
Np
and plss don’t tell him.
weeaboo💕🐱:
Just for being so nice imma tell u sm
Reggie has another 😣
it brakes my heart how cruel he can be
💔
Reggie’s whore:
UHH
who????
weeaboo💕🐱:
Someone named James 🤮
and they say my names basic 🙄
dw he’s prob some BBB!
Reggie’s whore:
LMBOO
that’s me
What's a BBB??
weeaboo💕🐱:
uhhh
Dw abt it 😬
Reggie’s whore:
wait bored beyond belief?
that doesn’t rlly make sense..
weeaboo💕🐱:
yeah diff one
Reg said uhm...you are a BBB
idk ask him what it means
Reggie’s whore:
ook…
~~
FaceBook Mom:
What’s a BBB?
Reggo:
why?
FaceBook Mom:
Just wondering…
Reggo:
well when I call ppl BBB it means
Basic Boring Bitch.
FaceBook Mom:
WHAT
Reggo:
Yeah why?
FaceBook Mom:
YOUR WITTLE WEEABOO FRIEND SAID YOU CALLED ME THAT!!!!
Reggo:
wtf
no I didn’t.
I called *him* that
FaceBook Mom:
oh so im not a BBB??
Reggo:
no 😶
wait… how did he tell you??
FaceBook Mom:
he said you gave him my number…
did you not?
Reggo:
No!!
FaceBook Mom:
oh
SHIT!! I forgot to tell u
He said Barty is trying to kill him.
Reggo:
🙄 good.
im going to text that bitch now.
~~
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
WHY TF DO YOU HAVE JAMES’ NUMBER!!!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
JUST INCAES HE BRAKES UR ALREADY BROCKEN AND precious HEART❤️🩹
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
My heart is not *broken*
me.a.wittle_Baka:
yes it is 🥺 you have too much pain for such a lil guy
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
I AM NOT A LITTLE GUY!!
FUCK YOU I HOPE BARTY SLAUGHTERS UR ASS
me.a.wittle_Baka:
NOOOO
HE HAS A DEGRADTION KINK!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
wtf does that have to with anything??
EWW how do you know Barty has one
🤮🤮
me.a.wittle_Baka:
NOT BARTY
FACEBOOK MOM!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
ur fucking with me 😟
me.a.wittle_Baka:
NO he told me!!!
here LOOK!!
~~
weeaboo💕🐱:
no hard feelings MK?
Reggie’s whore:
??
weeaboo💕🐱:
It has to be done
Reggie’s whore:
What does
weeaboo💕🐱:
it’s for the greater good
🙏😇
Reggie’s whore:
Ok…
weeaboo💕🐱 Screenshotted chat
Reggie’s whore:
TF DID YOU SS??
YOU DID NOT!!!
PLs PLSSS TELL ME YOU DID NOT
weeaboo💕🐱:
Ik im sowwy 🥺
Reggie’s whore:
OMFG U R A SNAKE!!
~~
me.a.wittle_Baka:
HERE U GO
me.a.wittle_Baka sent an Image
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
wtf…
me.a.wittle_Baka:
IK RIGHT
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
You are soo fake!!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
eqsuemio??
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Its excuse-moi you dumbfuck.
and you are the fakest bitch ever!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
UHH how?
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
the:
“Just for being so nice imma tell u sm
Reggie has another 😣
it brakes my heart how cruel he can be
💔”
at the bottom???
me.a.wittle_Baka:
ooh that…
I THOUGHT U WERE
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
you threw me under the fucking bus!!
it brakes- which btw is spelled wrong- my heart how cruel he can be??
TF
me.a.wittle_Baka:
IM SORRY MAMMIE
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
where are you hiding ill tell Barty to stop.
me.a.wittle_Baka:
Im in the shower with the door locked!!
~~
Edgy Reggie:
He is in the shower with the door locked
above the door, there is a lockpick.
Baurt:
How did you know that it was there??
Edgy Reggie:
I had to put it there last time he got stuck in there drunk asf
😐
~~
me.a.wittle_Baka:
AHHBSHJBJHSBHJSB
YOU TRAITORRR
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Fuck you.