Oddly mature…
FaceBook Mom:
How do you find a missing person?
Reggo:
hmm Idk?
what have you tried?
FaceBook Mom:
uhhh looking her up?
like on social media and google…
Reggo:
that’s not gonna work if she has a different name.
someone who fakes their death def don’t wanna be found
so they probably wouldn’t have social media.
FaceBook Mom:
soooo what do we do?
Reggo:
did she have friends?
FaceBook Mom:
uhmm….
yeah?
Reggo:
well find that out and look them up THEN ask them.
FaceBook Mom:
OMG thank you smmm
My Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞 is going to lovee u
Reggo:
great.
FaceBook Mom:
Thank you beanie baby 🥺💖
~~
Jamesie pie💕:
PADFOOT IK HOW TO FIND HERRR
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
HOW!!!
Jamesie pie💕:
Did she have any friends???
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
No…
Jamesie pie💕:
rlly?
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
uhm idk
Jamesie pie💕:
how do you not know?
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
You know I wasn’t close with her
Jamesie pie💕:
well yeah but like not one person was mentioned?
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
Hold up maybe like two ppl?
Jamesie pie💕:
its ok to take some time to remember.
-
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
OMFG ITS BARTEMIUS!!!!
Jamesie pie💕:
bartemuis??
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
YEAHH SHE WOULD MAKE FUN OF HIS NAME SOMETIMES
Jamesie pie💕:
Ok that’s great
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
IMMA DO SOME LIGHT STALKING!!!
Jamesie pie💕:
Good luck!!!!!!!!
💖😘
Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞:
FANKSSS
~~
-
IS THIS BARTEMIUS CROUCH????
IT’S BARTY ONLY MY FATHER GETS CALLED THAT
AND WHY R YOU YELLING!!!
NO REASON!!!
Unknown Number changed contact name to: Creepy Crouch
Creepy Crouch:
FUCK OFF WITH THAT NAME
WHAT DO YOU WANT
DO YOU KNOW *******???
Creepy Crouch:
DON’T EVER USE THAT FUCKING NAME AGAIN
UNLESS YOU WANNA GET FUCKING KILLED
WTH WHY?
Creepy Crouch:
Who are you?
It’s Sirius!! her brother
Creepy Crouch blocked Unknown Number
TF is with everyone!!!!
OMFGGGG
Message unable to send
~~
Baurt:
REGGGGGG
UR BROTHERRR!!!
Edgy Reggie:
Huh??
Baurt:
HE TEXTED ME
😭
HELPOIHII
Edgy Reggie:
WTFFF
WHY
Baurt:
IDKKK
But he used ur deadname!!!
Edgy Reggie:
Well no SHIT
he doesn’t even know!!!
Baurt:
FAWKK
forgot.
Edgy Reggie:
What did HE SAYY
Baurt:
UHHH well…
Edgy Reggie:
WHAT
Baurt:
I blocked him….
Edgy Reggie:
OMFG 🤦♂️
Baurt:
DO YOU WANT ME TO UNBLOCK HIM???!!!!
Edgy Reggie:
yes…
kinda but don’t say ANYTHING ABT ME
OR MY NAME he could look me up…
Baurt:
You want him to KEEP CALLING U THAT!!!!
Edgy Reggie:
NO
Just don’t refer to me with my name
Baurt:
YEAH GOT IT
Do I tell him ur alive??
Edgy Reggie:
yeah you can also tell him I’m trans
BUT DON’T SAY MY NAME
Im not ready for that
Baurt:
OK
GOT IT
~~
Creepy Crouch Unblocked Unknown Number
TF is with everyone!!!!
OMFGGGG
Creepy Crouch:
Srry abt that freaked out…
Hello???
what happened to her!!!
Creepy Crouch:
HIM
Fucking Cunt
Huh??
Creepy Crouch:
He’s Trans.
But im not telling u his name
just don’t call him THAT
Yeah I got it
But what??
Creepy Crouch:
what did you want to know?
uhhh
uhm
Creepy Crouch:
?????
Ur time to shine.
I surprisingly wasn’t prepared for this…
Creepy Crouch:
Woah that’s surprising.
….
How is he?
Creepy Crouch:
Ok uhhh actually idk what im aloud to tell you
soooo hold on..
OK.
~~
Baurt:
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY???
Edgy Reggie:
brjgiokjigid
IDKK
should I ask Evan?
Baurt:
I’ve never seen you so desperate
Edgy Reggie:
😭😭😭
IKKK
Baurt:
DO you want me to ask something?
Edgy Reggie:
uhhhhh
Imma ask Dora.
~~
Padfoot:
UNUJOHJKBHKJKBJKHBJK
Questions NOWWWW
Wormtail:
???
Prongs:
Yeah what?
Padfoot:
REMUS ISNT HERE
I NEED HELPPPPP
LIKE RN SO JUST
PUT QUESTIONS TO ASK!!!!
Wormtail:
DO you go to therapy? I don’t and look where it got me 😄
Padfoot:
😣😖😖
Prongs:
I’m confuzzled
Wormtail:
HAH
Padfoot:
QUESTIONS FOR !!!THEM!!!
NEOW👇
Prongs:
OHH
where you live??
Padfoot:
NOOO
I can’t just ask that
Prongs:
You asked for suggestions!!
Wormtail:
Do you also have abandonment issues?
Padfoot:
WHAT!!
Prongs:
😧
Wormtail:
Are you attracted to DILFS because our father was barely there?
Padfoot:
VIOLATION!!!!
❌‼️🚫
Prongs:
brooooooooo
Wormtail:
Mommy issues? Me too.
Padfoot:
NOT EVEN A QUESTION!
Wormtail:
There's a question mark there 😒
Prongs:
HOW ABT THIS!!
ok ok get ready for it….
Padfoot:
….
HELLO???
Prongs:
I got nothing.
Padfoot:
USELESSS
Wormtail:
I GAVE YOU PLENTY OF SUGGESTIONS
Padfoot:
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST SAY!!!!
~~
FaceBook Mom:
WHAT SHOULD MY Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞 say to his sister
Reggo:
idfk I’m going thru a crisis rn!!
FaceBook Mom:
OH NO
What happened??
Reggo:
My brother messaged my friend!!
idk what to say
😭😭
FaceBook Mom:
Omg my Bestie 🥰👯 ♀️ 💕🤞 is going thru that rn!!
he don’t know what to say either
Reggo:
Do you type that every time you talk abt him??
FaceBook Mom:
yeah😓
Reggo:
yeah imma go text Dora
BYE good luck to ur friend.
FaceBook Mom:
bye sugar mama
Reggo:
🤢
~~
Reg:
DORA WHAT DO I SAYYY
Dora:
TO WHOO
Reg:
Sirius!!
🤧
Dora:
WTFFF
Reg:
YEAH IKK
Dora:
How’d this happen???
Reg:
He just texted barty 😭
Dora:
AGHHHHHGHH
omfgg
Reg:
WHAT DO I SAYY
Dora:
IM sober rnnn
Im only wise when im highhh
Reg:
OH SHUT UPPP
😫
DORA PLLLS
Dora:
Im being FRRR
also im PREGNANT so that’s taking a toll on me
Reg:
NOOOOOUURR
Dora:
IM SORRY I CAN”T THINK OF ANYTHING
Reg:
UGHHSUHH
Evans my last hope
💀💀
Dora:
Oh god
LOLLLLSSSSA
Reg:
Fuck youuu
~~
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Ev!!!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
DADDIE!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
no. just no.
me.a.wittle_Baka:
What do you need papi 😋
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
What do I say to Sirius??
me.a.wittle_Baka:
SIRIUS!!
huhhh
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
He texted barty..
idk what to tell him
me.a.wittle_Baka:
do you want to meet him?
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
No?
I think…
me.a.wittle_Baka:
when you feel ready you should meet him
BUT for now
just say that you are alright
left that house
AND happy
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Oddly mature…
what do I ask him??
me.a.wittle_Baka:
ask how he is
if he has a job
his roblox user name…
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
bitch wtf???
me.a.wittle_Baka:
WHAT
I just wanna know!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
For what??
me.a.wittle_Baka:
To hack it….
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Ur lying!!!
you can’t hack!!!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
Oh yeah how’d I get Xeno’s phone number???
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
uhhh you asked for it??
me.a.wittle_Baka:
WRONG
I hacked his acc
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
omfg….
that’s so lame.
me.a.wittle_Baka:
HOW!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
WAITT why tf did XENOPHILIUS have Roblox???
and why did you know it 🤨
me.a.wittle_Baka:
I just DID
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
Did you play with him!!!
me.a.wittle_Baka:
SHUT UPPPP
I JUST GAVE YOU AMAZING ADVICE N YOU DO THIS!!!!!
Weggie uwu 🥺💕:
yhgtudtesjk
yeah okay
💀