Dont worry abt it

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
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Dont worry abt it
Summary
Regulus spam text a wrong number. WHo could it possibly beeee???🧐we all know...But Regulus is not aware that its his brother bsf-  Dora:WHAT???  Reg:I typed ur number well I THOUGHT I did but noooo it was wrongso I was spam messaging the wrong number 💀ihusdhhdhbvbdcbh this is so embarrassing Dora:BAHHAHAAHALollslsssss what did they say??!!! Reg: 😭😭😭“I think you got the wrong number.Not Pandora.”
Note
Pandoras non-binary Regulus is Trans ftm
All Chapters Forward

Its ok to be a Basic Boring Bitch

Bambi:

 

WORMYYY

 

 

lil Worm:

 

yess???

 

 

Bambi:

 

uknow that wrong# person

 

 

lil Worm:

 

the one that you are simping for?

yeah.

 

Bambi:

 

uhmmm im not

well….

WHAT IM ABT TO SAY MAY CONTRADICT THAT

😪

 

 

lil Worm:

 

pls go on

 

 

Bambi:

 

okk

so I feel bad saying this cuase his drunk friend sent it to me butt…

 

 

lil Worm:

 

pls tell me u didn’t spell but wrong on purpose

 

 

Bambi:

 

shhhhh

his friend sent a vid and pics of all of them dancing…

AT A STRIP CLUB

WITH LIKE FUCKINGIDF STRIPPER OUTFITS

😫😫😖😩

 

 

lil Worm:

 

omfggg rlly???

oooo do u know which one was ur crush

 

 

Bambi:

 

YEAH….

they said the last one was him

🤤🤤🤤

 

 

lil Worm:

 

that emoji is gross.

WAIT DID U RLLY DROOL THO

 

 

Bambi:

 

no..

 

 

lil Worm:

 

JSNJNH

I would ask for the pic but that seems messed up since he was drunk

is he rlly drool worthy??

 

 

Bambi:

 

UHMM id didn’t drool

but yeah igg…

😣

 

 

lil Worm:

 

THIS IS GREAT

💀💀

 

 

lil Worm screenshotted chat

 

 

Bambi:

 

PETER PETTIGREW

WHY

I TRUSTED U WITH THIS

I SHOULDVE TEXTED SOMEONE ELSE

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

NEVER AGAIN LETTING U KEEP MY SECRETS

 

 

~~

 

 

Wormtail sent an image

 

 

Wormtail:

 

GUYSSS

LOOK

 

 

Moony:

 

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

drool worthy

 

 

Padfoot:

 

BAHAHA

JAMSIEE

 

 

Prongs:

 

shut up ive seen you drool over moony

 

 

Padfoot:

 

yeah but moony is MOONY

plusss ive actually had more that a convo on text with him

 

 

Prongs:

 

STFU

U ARE AN ACTUAL DOG WHEN IT COMES TO HIM

if any of u saw him u would be drooling too

 

 

Wormtail:

 

sooo…

u did drool

 

 

Moony:

 

NAHHH

FOOK NOURR

 

 

Prongs:

 

SHUT UP

Moony he is like actually just ur type soo

 

 

Padfoot:

 

UHMM do u mean he looks like me

BC I AM MOONYS TYPE

 

 

Prongs;

 

Actually he kinda does

 

 

Moony:

 

dw pads no one can match up to u

;))

 

 

Padfoot:

 

🥰😘😍

🍆🍑

 

 

Wormtail:

 

uh ew.

James what does he look like???

 

 

 

Prongs:

 

Uhmm

Black hair that's little bit shorter and curlier than pads

pale, freckles, GREY EYES

like who has grey eyes, its not a common color.

 

 

Moony:

 

Do u have a thing for my bf?

why are u getting a replica

tff

 

 

Padfoot:

 

Ik u were in love with me

 

 

Prongs:

 

no

I was just pointing out the coincidence on how they look alike

 

 

Wormtail:

 

wait a damn minute.

you said that wrong# made u drool right??

 

 

 

Prongs:

 

Yeah?

 

 

 

Wormtail:

 

AND u said he looks a lot like padfoot

soooo

does that mean u think padfoot drool worthy

or have u already drooled looking at him??

 

 

Prongs:

 

YOU RAT

NO I SWEAR!!

PETER STOP TRYING TO START SOMETHING

 

 

Padfoot:

 

Its ok prongsie

if moony never existed for me to compare u to

I would think ur drool worthy

 

 

Prongs:

 

Thank you

BUT

they don’t look that much alike

just look like cousins or sm

 

 

Moony:

 

They possibly could be

you never know

could’ve been a result of a secret family affair.

 

 

Padfoot:

 

I think I would know if I had a male cousin

 

 

 

~~

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

TEST RESULTS ARE INN

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

stop acting like it’s a test

 

Evan😝:

 

Im nervous

you could’ve made a whole 0F with those vids of me 😖

 

 

Bartamust:

 

yeah OK belle delphine

 

 

Evan😝:

 

Stawppp

 

 

 

Bartamust changed contact name to: Ev Delphine😝

 

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

That’s not even a good one

 

 

Bartamust:

 

ik but Evans name is sooo boring

 

 

Ev Delphine😝:

 

oh sorryyy my parents gave me a NORMAL name

Bartemius

Pandora

Regulus

LIKE COME ONN WHAT KINDA OF NAMES ARE THOSE

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

Agreed

but I do like my name it’s like the pandora's box or bag?

idfk

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

hey Ev it's ok to be a BBB

 

 

Ev Delphine😝:

 

Tf is that???

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

Its A JAR

 

 

Bartamust:

 

huh

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

Pandoras' box is a jar

I have a lot of jars!!

 

 

Ev Delphine😝:

 

filled with drugs 🥱

WTF IS A BBB

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

AS I WAS SAYING

Evan, its ok to be a Basic Boring Bitch

the 3 B’s

 

 

Bartamust:

 

HahHAHHA

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

😭😭

 

 

Ev Delphine😝:

 

OH FUCK ALL OF U

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

Ok Group call for the big STD reveal

 

 

 

Dora Explora Calling: Herpes Crew

 

 

 

“Ok,  ill forgive you Reg, for calling me  a BBB

 

 

“Did I ask for forgiveness?”

 

 

“UHMM! OK FUCK U”

 

 

“Shut up I haven’t been feeling good I have a headache.”

 

 

“aww shit, its gonna be u.”

 

 

“….OK, every one open ur emails on a count of Three”

 

 

“One,”

 

 

“TWO”

 

 

“Stop yelling Barty, Three.”

 

 

“ok, opened”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“OH THANK FUCK!”

 

 

“Yeah same, im good.”

 

 

“AHH negative!!!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“Pandora??”

 

 

“…..”

 

 

“OMG, no.”

 

 

“Dora? you didn’t test positive Did YOU???”

 

 

“……”

 

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