Dont worry abt it

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
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Dont worry abt it
Summary
Regulus spam text a wrong number. WHo could it possibly beeee???🧐we all know...But Regulus is not aware that its his brother bsf-  Dora:WHAT???  Reg:I typed ur number well I THOUGHT I did but noooo it was wrongso I was spam messaging the wrong number 💀ihusdhhdhbvbdcbh this is so embarrassing Dora:BAHHAHAAHALollslsssss what did they say??!!! Reg: 😭😭😭“I think you got the wrong number.Not Pandora.”
Note
Pandoras non-binary Regulus is Trans ftm
All Chapters Forward

RUN DORA RUN

Reggo:

 

😭😭😭

NOoooooo

Pls

NO

HELPPP

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

Help?

What happened????

Ur high key scaring me

 

 

 

Reggo:

 

My exgs is herre

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

Oh no!!!

Where r u??

 

 

Reggo:

 

At a club i loss my friends

aghhh

thois isd soo embarsain

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

The only one that should be embarrassed is them

bc they lost u.

 

 

Reggo:

 

aweeee

but nah

itsd bcc they r a horribles persiin

likeee badf

🤧😣

AND I BROKE UP WITH HIM FIRSTF

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

Good

He’s not bothering u is he???

BC ILL BEAT THEIR ASSSS

 

 

Reggo:

 

LAMOOO u donr evenf known me

and they don’t recognize me anyways

bahhshgdd

bahahha he still dontr wash hairrr

 

 

Reggo sent an image

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

ummm

im not judging their looks but

that hair is greasy….

 

 

Reggo:

 

Nahhh

hes an asshOLEE

fuckingdf homophobe

and fh FUCKN TRANSFPHBE

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

oooh hes like a BAD bad person

 

 

Reggo:

 

Yeah 😪

my mmomie made me dater him

thee reasin hes har is greasy is bc he us es his dad hair company

WHICH SUCKS ASSSSS

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

Where are your other friends??

 

 

Reggo:

 

OH MY FAWKSKS

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

?????

 

 

Reggo:

 

hes saw3 baurt

noooœ

their ytalking

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

yikess

maybe wait til hes gone to talk to uh baurt?

 

 

Reggo:

 

lmaso baurt 😝

I see EVAN

mkan im gojing to talk to his fine assss

jpp

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

yeah… u do that?

tell me when u are back with your friends

ok?

 

 

Reggo:

 

mkkk

 

-

 

hery

we lit asfffd rnnnn\

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

uhmmm its 2???

ik ur f-d up when u say lit

😟

 

 

Reggo:

 

itds pandors

theery stripinf

HERE LOOK

 

 

Reggo sent a Video

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

uhkmmm

WTFC

 

 

Reggo:

 

ITS GETTING LIIIIIT

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

what the heeelllll

u shouldn’t send that to other ppl

 

 

 

Reggo sent 3 Images

 

 

Reggo:

 

the last ones REfggie

😛😋👹

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

omg

no all of u are drunk don’t DO TRHAT

 

-

 

OMFG

HELLO

😦😧😯

 

-

 

im losing it wthhhh

reguluss

pandora??

baurt??

ughhbhjd

 

-

 

any of regulus’s friends????

 

-

 

REG
REGGIE
REGGO
REGULUO

 

Reggo:

 

OMFG UR BLOWIN MY PHONE STFU

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

YOU SCARED ME LAST NIGHT

 

 

Reggo:

 

shut up.

 

-

 

 

WTF

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

😬 did u scroll up??

 

 

Reggo:

 

JDJNDNDNKJD
THEY ARE SOOO DEAD

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

at the very least you all looked great

😁👍

 

 

Reggo:

 

go fuck urself

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

ok 😻😘

 

 

 

~~

 

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

first we all wake up ONCE A-FUCKING-GIAN  naked in a fucking dumpster

THEN I GETG HOME CHECK MY FUCKING TEXT AND SEE THAT

PANDORA SENT PHOTOS AND VIEDEOS OF ALL OF US IN FUCKING

STRIPPER OUTFITS ON A POLEEE!!!! TO A STRANGER

 

 

Evan😝:

 

that’s what happened??

damnnn

 

Bartamust:

 

Reggie can u send the pics??

I don’t have any 😢

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

😐

 IVE ONLY BEEN TALKING TO THIS GUY FOR LIKE A FEW FUKCING DAYS

 

 

Evan😝:

 

sooo ur not gonna send them??

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

you fucking slut.

 

 

Reggie Peggie sent 3 Images

Reggie Peggie sent a Video

 

Dora Explora:

 

Heyya

 

Bartamust:

 

RUN DORA RUN

 

Dora Explora:

 

???

 

Evan😝:

 

READ THE CHAT!!!!

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

U ARE DEAD

ISTFG IMMA KILL U

 

 

Bartamust:

 

SWIPER NO SWIPE

 

 

Evan😝:

 

LMAOOO

SWIPER NO SWIPE

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

REGGGIE

HAVE MERCYY

plssss

I didn’t mean it

at least u looked good asf

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

die in fucking hell

 

 

Bartamust:

 

And I OOp -🤭

 

 

Evan😝:

 

SKSKKSKSKSKSk

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

I HOPE U ALL GET FUCKING HERPES

 

 

Bartamust:

 

lets not do that

 

 

Evan😝:

 

yeahh Messed UPP

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

COME ON REG

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE SO STFU

IM SORRY

BUT WE ALL WERE not IN THE RIGHT MINDD

U THINK UR CAMREA ROLL WAS BAD LOOK AT THIS

  Dora Explora sent 32 Images

Dora Explora sent 25 Videos

 

 

Bartamust:

 

oh mylordy lord

😯

 

 

Evan😝:

 

Im actually speechless

wtf…

WHEN TF DID I DO THAT

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

…..

aint no fucking way

uhghuhgouhgurfkdjg

NOOO

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

yeah

we might all need to checked

😭💀

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

nabfhf

no

NOOO

omgfbdskk

 

 

Evan😝:

 

REGULUS CURSED US

why why god WHYHYY

 

 

Bartamust:

 

EVAN U NEED A NEW NAME LMAOOO

 

 

Dora Explora:

 

Ive never been so glad for the break up with Xeno the day before

BC THEN I WOULD HAVE BECAME A CHEATER

😭😭

 

 

Bartamust:

 

UGHH

Im getting a nickname stunt

 

 

Evan😝:

 

Thank GOD for that

 

 

Bartamust:

 

Just you wait…

😈😈😈

 

 

Reggie Peggie:

 

Im NEVER going out WITH ANY OF U again

🤮🤮🤮

 

 

~~

 

-

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

hey…

u ok?

 

 

Reggo:

 

😑

im getting tested with my friends

what do u think??

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

TESTED???

 

 

Reggo:

 

yup.

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

What happened??

 

 

Reggo:

 

from all the videos

we think that we took a bunch of… stuff

went to a club got more stuff

went to a strip club

made friends

dressed up with them

did a lottt of weird shit

and then somehow we all woke up naked in a dumpster again.

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

again???

and I thought my friends were crazy

 

 

Reggo:

 

they prob are

just not fucking crackheads

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

yeah we don’t really do any thing past the usual

 

 

Reggo:

 

yeah well bye ttyl

 

 

FaceBook Mom:

 

BYE

good luck?

 

 

Reggo:

 

Thanks.😶

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