Reggo
Facebook Mom:
Good Morning Regulus 🥰😁
Regulus:
Kys.
Facebook Mom:
Uhh rude
Why are you so angy on such a beautiful day kitten??
🥰😘🐱💕
Regulus:
Ooooh fuckkk noo
That is revolting 🤮
ITS WAY TOO EARLY FOR THAT SHIT
Facebook Mom:
????
Whats wrong kitten whiskers 🤨
Regulus:
Ewww not shrekkk 😭
Omfg I just re-read ur last text
ANGY BOY WTHHHH
Facebook Mom:
LMBO 🤣
Regulus:
Ew
Im serious rn
Its to early
Facebook Mom:
*giggle*
Regulus:
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
🤢🤮🤮🤮
Why’d u actually say GIGGLE
Facebook Mom:
HAHAH
Inside joke
*Luaghs malicislouy*
Regulus:
There were so many things wrong in that sentence.
Yknow what fuck u im going to sleep I don’t have work tdy
🖕🖕
Facebook Mom:
😘 ok baby 😏😉
Regulus:
No comment.
~~
Wormtail:
Guys Somethings wrong with Prongs
I passed his room and he was kicking his feet while looking at his phone.
Padfoot:
WDYM
Moony:
Ur caps r on 🙃
Padfoot:
UH THAT’S BC ITS HOW MAMA LIKEY
Wormtail:
Hey get back to my queerie???
Why’s Prongs is all giggly?
Prongs:
I am not thank u very much.
Wormtail:
Uhh yeah you are
I see you texting someone 🤨
Spill.
Padfoot:
OOOOO
DOES PRONGSIE HAVE A CRUSHH
Prongs:
NO
Moony:
Hmmm
You’re very defensive
Padfoot:
OMG WHO IS IT
PLSS
TELL
MEE
🥺🥺🥺
Prongs:
I was just saying good morning to that wrong number person
Wormtail:
Why r u just ‘saying good morning’ to someone who texted the wrong number??
Moony:
Yeah that’s little bit odd
Padfoot:
Ik we r talking abt prongs lil crush or wtv
BUT
MOOONY😭
ILY but ‘little bit odd'
Lmfaooooooooooooo
Moony:
😐
Go to hell
Wormtail:
PRONGS DO U LIKE THE WRONG# person????
Prongs:
…….no…..
Padfoot:
DUDE TWO CONVOS AND UR DOWN BAD
😹
Aint no way 😹😹
Moony:
SIMP
Prongs:
Im not a simp 🙄
Wormtail:
Prongs ur the simpiest of the SIMPS
Moony:
James real question
Are they mean???
Prongs:
Yeah?
Why…
Padfoot:
UHSUHKUHSHHSHKJSB
Nahhhh
Sm fr wrong wit u james
I <3 u for it tho
Moony:
Omfg 🤡🤡
Ikk u had a degradation kink
Jpp
Wormtail:
💀💀
U fr wrong for that
Prongs:
I DO NOT
Padfoot:
Jamsssiee💕
What abt Lily?
U were down badddddd for her
And she hateddddd u
Wormtail:
‘arrogant bullying toerag’
💀💀
Moony:
Noouuurrrr
Not the toerag 😭
Prongs:
That was FORever ago
And SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE REAL ME
Wormtail:
Point: missed
Padfoot:
LOLedidjjn
Moony:
Point wasss that she was mean to u and u asked her out
🙃
Prongs:
ALL OF U R HORRIBLE FRIENDS
Padfoot:
🥰 ur too nice
~~
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Regulus:
Ok im up
FaceBook Mom:
UHH
Its 12
Regulus:
Yup
What should I eat for breakfast?
FaceBook Mom:
Waffles for sureeeee
👍
Homemade ones
Regulus:
Mmm
Imma just put in some eggos
FaceBook Mom:
OMFG u like eggos
Regulus:
Yeah??
Who doesn’t
FaceBook Mom:
Idkk just thought u would
Yknow…
Have like servent to cock u some waffles
Regulus:
Lmaoo cock*
But ur not wrong I used to be rich and my bsf Kreature would serve me
I miss the days 🤧
FaceBook Mom:
*used*???
TEA spill it
Only if u want obv
WAIT wtf is a kreature
Regulus:
Nah irdc
I ran away from my rich fam at 17
Kreature was one of my ‘caretakers’
Now Im 22 and have no money 😪
So ill stick to my eggos bc im lazy
FaceBook Mom:
Sorry abt that
Regulus:
Pls don't be
FaceBook Mom:
mk!!
OMFGG I got a good idea
Regulus:
Oh no 😣
FaceBook Mom changed contact name to: Reggo
FaceBook Mom:
😁👍
Reggo:
No.
Gross
FaceBook Mom:
Omgg hey reggoo
Reggo:
DON’T EVENN
That’s so ew 😪
I bet ur proud of your self 😶
FaceBook Mom:
Yeah🥰
~~
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Bartamust:
Wsppp bbg’s
Evan😝:
😍 nth daddy
Dora Explora:
OMG wanna go to a club tonitee
Reggie Peggie:
NO.
Dora Explora:
Boo u whoree
Bartamust:
YES! I wanna go!
Evan😝:
Oo imma wear my fancy suit!!!
With my sexy shades 😩
Bartamust:
REG!!
Could u do my eyeliner 🥺
Dora Explora:
AGHH we could all get ready at mine
XENO IS GONE
Reggie Peggie:
No. barty
AND every time we go out I wake up sick or IN A TRASH CAN
Bartamust:
ONE TIME
And we were ALL there OK
Evan😝:
Does anyone actually remember that night??
Dora Explora:
Nope whatta Tripp
So my place at 7 😁
Reggie Peggie:
OK but im not drinking
Evan😝:
Yeah suree
*Reggie PEGgie 🥴
Bartamust:
BAHAHA he says that every time yet drinks the most 🤭
Dora Explora:
Frr tho
Ok imma get u cool fit 😺
Evan😝:
U always have a cool fit panda
Reggie Peggie:
Dora I cant believe u still let him call u panda 💀😭
Evan😝:
UUH what's wrong with my genius???
Barty:
Its stupid
Dora the Explora is wayyy better
Dora explora:
I like both 😉
Jaajajjajaaja
Reggie Peggie:
Booooo
Barty:
I will see u ppl later 😙
Evan😝:
SAMSIESS 😊
Reggie Peggie:
yeah.
Sadly
Dora Explora:
🥰😘 ttyl