chapter 4
gc: THE marauders 🐣
Prongs: okay so remember when me and sir sirius got arrested
Moony: yeah i had to pick you up.
Padfoot: thanks for that babe <3
Moony: anytime <3
Wormtail: ew
Wormtail: james continue
Prongs: right so the plan was to text our dear moony but i kind of texted a wrong number
Moony: not surprised
Prongs: stop interrupting
Prongs:anyways the person i messaged was so rude to me you wouldn’t believe!!!
Wormtail: i dont get it
Padfoot: what dont you get? james likes a challenge
Prongs:hey! they’re not a challenge 🙄 i just tend to like people who are mean to me
Moony: lovely
Moony: whats their name
Prongs:…
Wormtail: you didn’t ask?
Prongs:i did!!! they just would tell me
Moony: oh good tell me you at least know their gender
Prongs:well now that you mention it
Prongs:i dont rly care tbh im in love
Moony: so you’ve said
Padfoot: so maybe ask them
Prongs: okay wait a moment!
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Unknown number: i have a question
Criminal: of course you do
Unknown number: whats your gender and pronouns
Criminal: thats…actually a normal question
Unknown number: what kind of question were you expecting?
Criminal: something like “did you know that kangaroos are pregnant only for a month?”
Unknown number: wait are they really???
Criminal: yeah
Unknown number: thats awesome!!🦘🦘
Unknown number: now answer my question
Criminal: boy, he/him/they
Unknown number: same here💂🏻♂️
Criminal: yeah i figured
Unknown number: whats that supposed to mean
Criminal: girls arent that dumb
Unknown number: rude :(
Criminal: but true
Unknown number: well yeah
Criminal: :)
Unknown number: can i get your name now
Criminal: no.
Unknown number: was worth a try
Criminal: gtg bye
Unknown number: byebye <33
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gc: THE marauders 🐣
Prongs: it’s a boy!
Wormtail: have you just given birth
Padfoot: hes talking about his message lover
Wormtail: um im happy for you?
Prongs: thanks pete