chapter 5
Unknown number:
you wont believe what happened to me
6:14am
Criminal:
i really don’t want to know
9:34am
and why tf were you awake at 6am
9:36am
Unknown number:
i wake up at 5 everyday
9:37am
Criminal:
who hurt you…
9:37am
Unknown number:
i jog in the mornings but thats NOT what i wanted to tell you
9:38am
Criminal:
and i told you i dont wanna know
9:38am
Unknown number:
okay so imagine that:
9:39am
Criminal:
id rather not
9:39am
Unknown number:
hey don’t interrupt me!
okay so imagine that: i was having a peaceful walk around the adventure park
9:40am
Criminal:
who tf takes a peaceful walk around adventure parks
you scared of rollercoasters or what
9:40am
Unknown number:
dont interrupt!! and no, im not scared of rollercoasters i just happen to be banned from most of them….anyway i was having a peaceful walk around the adventure park when all out of sudden a horse kicked me
9:42am
Criminal:
a horse…kicked you…
9:50am
Unknown number:
exactly!! I couldn’t believe it either! now i have to wear a cast on my arm.
9:50am
Criminal:
LMAO A HORSE BROKE YOUR ARM
NAH THATS PURE COMEDY
9:50am
Unknown number:
so glad to see u enjoying my pain sweetheart
9:50am
Criminal:
no. we are not doing this.
9:54am
Unknown number:
doing what?
9:54am
Criminal:
this. pet names and shit
9:54am
Unknown number:
oh sorry, i’ll just continue calling you a criminal
9:55am
Criminal:
please dont
9:55am
Unknown number:
what am I supposed to call you then ☹️
9:56am
Criminal:
…
9:56am
reg
10:11am
Unknown number:
reg? Is that your nickname?
10:11am
Reg🙈:
you could say so
10:12am
okay igtg rn so bye?
10:12am
Unknown number:
bye reg! have a great day!!😊
10:12am
(left on read)
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gc: sexy smart people + barty
Regulus, Dorcas, Pandora, Barty, Evan
Emoegg:
how dangerous is it to tell a total rando your nickname
10:15am
Bart:
I wouldn’t say itself risky at all i do it all the time
10:15am
Emoegg:
oh god
im gonna die
10:16am
Bart:
HEY
10:16am
Rosie:
please shut up stop waking me up at these ungodly hours
10:16am
Bart:
hangover much? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
L
10:17am
Rosie removed Barty from the groupchat
Emoegg:
peace. finally.
10:20am
Panda🐼:
Did you know it takes 64 seconds for a giraffe to throw up?
10:35am
Lesbian:
pandora darling what the fuck
10:35am