Slytherin Robes, I'll Be Gentle, and Others

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Slytherin Robes, I'll Be Gentle, and Others
Summary
Harry and Ron stare at Hermione with their mouths open.“What did you just say?” Ron asks, a bit of toast falling out of his mouth and onto his breakfast plate.“I said your new cologne smells like Buckbeak took a dump in Crookshanks’ litter box, Weas-Ron.”__________A collection of prompted Dramione drabbles and ficlets.
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Rare Magical Illness

Draco snatches Hermione’s notebook out of her hands, before the message that she had just written on it has time to disappear.

“What’s ‘Niagara Falls’?” he asks, his forehead crumpling.

“Give that back, Malfoy!” Hermione attempts to grab the notebook back, but Draco holds it out of her reach.

“It says, ‘It feels like Niagara Falls down there, Gin. I swear to god, if I don’t get that taken care of soon…’” he reads out, slowly.

Hermione’s face turns so red that it matches her Gryffindor tie.

“It’s, uh, it’s a rare magical illness. I-I might have a rare magical illness,” she stammers.

Draco’s grey eyes narrow as he slowly hands it back.

Across the library, Ginny curiously watches their exchange, then doubles over in fits of silent laughter as the message finally appears in her own twin notebook.

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