Deepliked (Pansy/Cho)
“So Harry Potter needed out of the picture.”
“Must you tell this story every time?”
“People love when I tell this story.10/10 would recommend.”
“This is foolish. You don’t need to hear this. Let’s talk about Dramio—”
“AS I WAS SAYING. Someone was having a sad-girl-autumn dating Harry. Gastly affair.”
“Don’t say that. Harry is very sensitive, you know, and I was not miserable.”
“You guys were dreadful together. Luckily, I came along and saved everyone from turning into a Drake song.”
“That’s not how it happened. You hated me.”
“So, everyone needs a little push. Granted, I might have hated everyone initially, but once I discovered this fluffernutter, I came right around.”
“Came around? You set fire to my astronomy project!”
“You were giving me the cold shoulder.”
“Only because I’m shy!”
“ —Okay, nobody wants to know all the boring details. I got a million hours of detention for breaking school unity, etcetera, etcetera.”
“McGonagall was furious with you.”
“Yes. It was not a great time. I hated the inter-house-nonsense, but then, this one. She deepliked one of my pictures, and I knew: Harry needed to be dealt with.”
“You make it sound like you killed him. She didn’t kill him.”
“I did my research; had a plan A and B; Some killer outfits, too.”
“That mini-skirt was insane.”
“—Eventually, everything worked out. And this,” Pansy caresses Cho’s bump. “This is plan B.”
“Turns out Harry liked our version of school unity much better.”