Love interest?
THE SHIT HOUSE
Saturday 7:14
macaroni: oh wow! The weather looks just like you, Hamilton! Shitty.
MYSHOT: the forecast did say it was going to get wet..I’m sure that’ll be a first for you.
macaroni: oh yes, several inches of rain. Can you imagine? More than one inch..?
jemmy: this is a first to see them talking about each other physically..
MYSHOT: yk I think I’m having some trouble here, how about you jump out of a window so that the world and I will have a the quiet and peace necessary to imagine such a thing!
macaroni: you see, I would, but who would take care of our dear James? What would she do without his BEST FRIEND? Oh how I loved the way he said “tu es mon meilleur ami, Thomas!”
MYSHOT: I hate you.
macaroni: i hate you more.
Laffayeet: did you know, the reason why the sky is mostly black at night isn’t because people colour the sky with black sharpies? It is actually because there is no sunlight, so the sky appears dark!
turtle: where did you learn this? (ㆆ _ ㆆ)
jemmy: ew what the fuck is that
A.burr: so are we just going to ignore the conversation that we just witnessed between Hamilton and Jefferson…?
Angle: rt
A.burr: for the last time, it isn’t a tweet..
helpless: rt
hulk: I just heard a crash come from Alex and Jefferson’s dorm help
MYSHOT: I’m not even at the dorm room so Jefferson must’ve don’t something to himself..
A.burr: me and Madison just went into his room in the dorm and saw him laying on the floor face first not even bothering to move.
turtle: hold up I gotta get a photo of this
A.burr: laff we might need your help..
turtle: I just walked into Jeff and mad yapping to each other in French help
jemmy: it’s fine, Jeff has low iron deficiency so he must’ve stood up too fast.
Helpless: what the fawk?
angle: at this point just say the word Eliza.
helpless: no
Pegget: dafaq? You’re telling me I’m at home right now when I could be there and giggling at the fact that Jefferson fell face first on the floor?
helpless: PEGGT!! Don’t curse like that >:
macaroni: Peggt 💜
Pegget: is that hyperpigmentation? 💜
macaroni: it is fan-TAST-ic 💜
Pegget: mama dat BURN 💜
macaroni: mama there a girl behind you 💜
Pegget: you’re my best friend now
macaroni: bet 😼
Pegget: 😼
helpless: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS
Angle: guys stfu this is the first time Eliza swore so it has to be something good…
helpless: THERES THIS GIRL AND SHE’S REALLY HOT AND I THINK I LIKE HER AND SHES MY ROOMMATE AND SHES MY PROJECT PARTNER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MYSHOT: is that all it takes for you to swear..?
helpless: YOU DONT GET IT I THINK SHE HATES ME BUT I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCHHHHJJJJHHSJSJKSSKSOKSSJKSOWIS
Jemmy: your roommate?
Helpless: YESH BUT IDKS HER NAME CUZ WE DIDNT GET TIME TO TALK CUZ SHE DOESNT LIKE TALKING TO ANYONE SHEKEKSHEKENKSKSS
turtle: chillax James probably knows who you’re talking about just give him a moment.
Jemmy: Maria Lewis Reynolds, mostly known for her disinterest in songs, shares physics with you, loves red and has an interest in girls. She is not very popular and likes to tell people instructions but hates it when anyone tells her what to do. She wore a red hoodie today and went to a small cafe this morning. Is that her?
angle: how the actual fuck did you know all of that?
turtle: I knew he’d know her but I didn’t think he’d know that much…
A.burr: lord please tell me that he doesn’t have any way of contacting Chinese government…
angle: Eliza is currently rolling in a ball on the floor, I think that’s who she was talking about.
helpless: YES THAT IS HER JAKAMJSIUHD DBD YIHDS UIWHXUIAEHXUIAHCDYIWEDBCUIEW
macaroni: Maria? Ooohhh I see why you like her. She is such a fine shyt!!! I’d totally hit.
MYSHOT: I didn’t need to know that.
macaroni: stfu no one likes you.
jemmy: do you want me to add her?
helpless: NO
Pegget: come onnn elizaaaa, if you add her you can confess and be all lovey dovey!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Macaroni: let’s be honest, Peggy you will ruin the whole thing and spill the secret the second someone asks
Pegget: no I wouldn’t 💔
macaroni: oh? Then what is Hamilton’s BIGGEST secret?
MYSHOT: SHIT WAIT PEGGY THINK BEFORE YOU SEND IT
Pegget: he used to have a crush on Eliza ^^
Macaroni: AHAHAAHHAHAHA NOW I HAVE BLACKMAIL
MYSHOT: DAFAQ? that isn’t a secret…
macaroni: LSSKAMAJAMANAJAHAHAHHAHAAH LOSERRRRRR
Peggy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A.bur: dafaq? What is that..?
Jemmy: enough chit chat, Eliza are you sure you don’t want me to add her? It’ll be no problem to do it
helpless: FINE
Pegget: okay hold up I gotta lock in 🤫🧏♂️
Jemmy added SAYNOTOTHIS
SAYNOTOTHIS: James? What is this?
Laffayeet: Caio! I’m Lafayette!
SAYNOTOTHIS: aren’t you French?
laffayeet: oops..
A.burr: hi. I’m Aaron burr, please just call me burr
Turtle: hello!! Im John (◍＞◡＜◍)
hulk: the name’s Hercules
Angle: my name is Angelica.
macaroni: you already know me, but I’m Thomas.
MYSHOT: shut the fuck up Jefferson no one likes you. I’m Alexander Hamilton, THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE BUT JUST U WAITTTTTTTT
Pegget: and Peggy (◕‿◕✿)
jemmy: and you already know me :)
SAYNOTOTHIS: is that everyone?
Hulk: no, there is this girl and her name is Eliza. She is currently sleeping.
Pegget: but-
angle: shut yo big ass mouth.
Pegget: my lips are sealed ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
SAYNOTOTHIS: Eliza? As in Elizabeth schuyler?
helpless: ahahah yes that’s me :-)
SAYNOTOTHIS: oh! Hello.
helpless: hi. So when are you coming back to the dorm?
SAYNOTOTHIS: I’m currently walking back, why?
helpless: well, I was wondering if you would be able to accompany me to dinner tonight?
SAYNOTOTHIS: free food? Heck yeah. Sure I’ll do that. When should I be ready?
helpless: 8pm ^^
SAYNOTOTHIS: Kay, cya then :>