STOP WITH THE FACESSSSS
THE SHIT HOUSE
Sunday 7:30 am
laffayeet: is anyone awake yet?
macaroni: I am
laffayeet: do you wanna play something?
macaroni: you wanna do that one trend that goes like “suspect…..” and like you say something that they do that other people usually don’t?
laffayeet: sure but you go first
macaroni: Kay. Suspect has to speak French to talk shit about people
Laffayeet: NAH YOU DIDNT…
macaroni: yes I did 😼
laffayeet: oh yeah? Bet. Suspect wears a miku binder
Macaroni: WHAT? THAT WAS A RUMOUR BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL…how do you still remember that..
MYSHOT: hello Laff and Jefferson.
macaroni: oh hi Hamilton what’s up?
laffayeet: ….
Macaroni: what?
laffayeet: HUH? TFYM WHAT? DID I MISS A CHAPTER?
MYSHOT: what do you mean?
Macaroni: yeah? We can’t say hi to each other like normal bros?
laffayeet: NORMAL BROS? Oh hell nah
laffayeet: @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk @hulk
hulk: what’s going on?
Macaroni: nothing. Laff is just tweaking..
MYSHOT: yeah, I greet Jefferson like any friend would. Why is it so shocking?
hulk: FRIEND???
hulk: @SAYNOTOTHIS@SAYNOTOTHIS@SAYNOTOTHIS@SAYNOTOTHIS@SAYNOTOTHIS@SAYNOTOTHIS
SAYNOTOTHIS: Hercules I was eating my breakfast. What happened?
macaroni: go back to eat. He’s wilding over me and Hamilton being bros, like cmon now.
SAYNOTOTHIS: BROS??
SAYNOTOTHIS: @helpless@helpless@helpless@helpless@helpless@helpless@helpless@helpless
helpless: Marmar, I’m trying to sleep, it’s 7 in the morning for flips sake.
MYSHOT: go back to sleep Eliza, me and Jeff are just being buddies and these guys are Freaking out.
helpless: BUDDIES?
helpless: @turtle @turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle@turtle
turtle: you woke me up you banana
Macaroni: OH C’MON..IS IT THATS SHOCKING THAT ALEXANDER AND I ARE GREETING EACH OTHER LIKE PALS???
turtle: PALS????
turtle: @angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle@angle
Angle: I’m on vacation right now so it better be good.
MYSHOT: go back and enjoy your vacation, Angelica. These guys are freaking out over me and Thomas being friendly.
Angle: FRIENDLY??
macaroni: oh god..
angle: @pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget@pegget
Pegget: I’m finishing my essay that’s due in twelve minutes what the actual fuck would be so important that you need to interrupt me right now?
helpless: stop cursing.
macaroni: get back to writing, me and Alex are being mates and these guys can’t get over it..
Pegget: MATES?????
MYSHOT: I am on the fucking verge of crashing out
pegget: @A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr@A.burr
A.burr: I’m working rn
MYSHOT: you can continue working..me and Tom are just being buds and they don’t think it’s normal
A.burr: TOM?? BUDS??!??
Macaroni: Istg i will punch all of you
A.burr: @jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy@jemmy
Jemmy: what’s up?
macaroni: GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS WERE DOING AND STOP COMMENTING ON ABOUT HOW ME AND LEX ARE BEING KIND TO EACHOTHER
Jemmy: lex? That’s new
macaroni: .
MYSHOT: .
jemmy: hey guys, so how about we put the phone down and we do some deep breathing…?
macaroni: I’m giving all of you three milliseconds to lock you fucking doors.
Laffayeet: your*
macaroni: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette I’m coming for your sorry ass first.
SAYNOTOTHIS: ohhh..so that was his full name…
helpless: rt
turtle: rt
MYSHOT: rt
Hulk: rt
jemmy: rt
angle: rt
Pegget: Rat
Jemmy: why’d you say rat..
Pegget: autocorrect..
A.burr: this is probably the first and last time I’ll ever say this but…rt.
Hulk: I just saw Laff running with John’s turtle in hand like it’s the last thing keeping him alive
Turtle: WHY DOES HE HAVE MY TURTLE?
hulk: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jemmy: okay but like can you guys stop with the emoji looking things? It’s freaking me out and it’s fucking ugly
Pegget: no '(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
turtle: ᕙ(ᗒ3ᗕ)ᕗ
Hulk: (ง⌐■͟ʖ■)ง Square up bish
jemmy: i hate you guys.
Angle: yeah but like can someone check on Laff..?
MYSHOT: he’ll be fine, he can probably beat the shit out of Jefferson
Helpless: awh..I thought you were calling him Tom, Thomas and what not?
MYSHOT: …I was only doing that 'cause i didn’t want to type his last name, it’s very long
A.burr: ‘cause? My God, you’re even adapting to his accent through the phone.
angle: my question is; is his accent stronger in the morning?
MYSHOT: ….yes
Pegget: so quick to respond..guys I think someone has a crush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
turtle: Alex and Jeffie boy, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! ♡
MYSHOT: John, out of all the people in this group..i thought you’d be on my side..
turtle: (´°ω°`)
Hulk: that one is my favourite (´°ω°`)
Pegget: (´°ω°`)
jemmy: seriously can you guys stop…it’s going to get to the point where they’ll show up in my dreams..
A.burr: that one is actually scary..
Hulk: too bad ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
angle: IS THAT THINK HOLDING A GOD DAMN GUN?
SAYNOTOTHIS: if all of you don’t shut up so that Eliza can sleep, i will kick you in the place where the sun don’t shine.
Pegget: not even a male and i can feel it already…
angle: rt
SAYNOTOTHIS: I won’t say it again.
THE SHIT HOUSE
monday 5:21 am
macaroni: hey guys i have good news and potentially bad news depending how you look at it.
A.burr: it’s fucking 5:21 am on a Monday, what the flying fuck Jefferson.
MYSHOT: yeah, no shit Sherlock. Also; it’s not you giving the news, it’s US dumbass
A.burr: bro where are you guys?
macaroni: we’re at Prof Washington’s office
jemmy: what why?.. did you get in trouble again?
Macaroni: no?? I mean, I hope not lol. Anyways, we’re telling prof wash that he should like talk to the principal, George or whatever his name was, the one that insisted that we call him “king George”, to let today and tmmr be a free day. It’s going to be snowing heavily today and even worse tomorrow, or at least that’s what the weather forecast says..
Pegget: bro I’m about to crash out. I have school in the morning, you guys probably won’t and I have to walk to school.
macaroni: loser lol
Hulk: wait so what’s the potentially bad news?
macaroni: the three of us are still waiting for George to respond to his email. We’ve been waiting for about ten minutes and I think prof wash keeps falling asleep..
turtle: okay but like why’d you have to do it rn?
macaroni: Hamilton forced me to come with him.
helpless: I still miss when you two were calling each other Tom and lex and what not :’(
macaroni: I was only doing that because his name was too long
SAYNOTOTHIS: that’s weird because he gave the same excuse.
Macaroni: my god man. Can’t you guys just get off my ass about it?
turtle: no.
macaroni: go fuck yourselves (ಠ_ಠ)
Jemmy: NOOOOO MY BEST FRIEND IS JOINING THE DARK SIDEEEE
Pegget: hehehehe…yes, join us Jeffie boy…
macaroni: don’t call me that…
Angle: who won the fight yesterday?
helpless: ….what fight?
macaroni: oh yeah I won
Pegget: AHAHAHAH FUCK YEAH
MYSHOT: FUCK NOOOOO
Pegget: give me my hundred dollahs NOW •ω•
macaroni: if you guys made a bet, then Peggy you better give me half
Laffayeet: je suis désolé mec..
MYSHOT: ne me parle pas 💔💔