Blurb
Ursa Walburga Black, Regulus and Sirius' little sister, has never considered herself a good person, but when almost a year after her older brother ran away from Grimmauld Place she finds her twin brother tangled up in the arms of none other than James Potter, she manipulates none other than Voldemor so her brother can be free, maybe even happy. She convinces him Regulus will be of better use as a spy and there's only one way anyone will believe he's switched sides is if he does the same thing his brother did, run away and the Potters have already taken in one stray Black... but that wouldn't be enough to convince Dumbledore, of course it wouldn't, but they've all heard rumors about the nature of his relationship to Grindelwald, if Regulus appeared to be in love with Griffindor's golden child...
That's when Bellatrix reminds them he's not the only Gryffindor the old man notices, and they all know the black's motto: heir and one to spare. That's how she ends up living with the Potters and in a fake relationship with Peter Pettigrew
PLEASE BE CAREFUL, THIS SHIT CAN BE TRIGGERING AND DEFINITELY NOT WORTH YOUR MENTAL HEALTH SUFFERING!
It has: Fake dating,
SLOW burn,
best friend's brother,
stupid nicknames for Voldemort and Dumbledore
appreciating Peter's evil genius mind, him embrassing his Slytherin side,
manipulative and untrustworthy main character, eventual I hate everyone but you though mostly I think everyone's a moron but you, forced proximity,
probably there's only one bed,
casually demisexual,
makeover,
traumatic past and messed up mind because she's a Black,
Mary Sue's level of attractiveness because she's a Black and they're all so pretty it hurts and they know it (they probably got the magic-spell equialent of plastic surgery fresh out of the oven)
Dorcas and Marlene going from pseudo-enemies to lovers after some insta love on Dorcas' part (though really it's insta lust after a makeover)
Sirius and Remus figuring out their shit and finally getting together
Jegulus
Background MaryLily and RoseKiller
Sorry but a strong female character™, I know, I cringe too but there's a reason why there're so many, writing them is fun
inaccurate depictions of mental health and triggering shit, be warned
there's more but I doubt anyone's read this far
Okay, love you, enjoy :)