Cheers
“And so I tell him, go get it. You know, the prophecy,” Lily continues. She’s sat across from Remus, waving a firewhisky bottle around.
Remus chortles, “You what? You told the bloody dark lord to go fetch!”
Lily likewise breaks off into giggles. “That’s not even the best part! He did it! He just,” gasping laughter ensued, “just went and did it!”
Howling with laughter, Remus’ newest bottle of firewhisky sloshed onto the sofa, amusing the friends more.
”Sev’s gonna yell at you,” Lily laughed, gesturing at Remus’ mess.
”Whatever shall I do?” Remus replies, snorting.
“Anyway, back on, track! Yes, track, so after he,” Lily snorted, “fetched the prophet- prooph- the orb! After he fetches the orb we listen to it. And it’s fecking Trelawny!”
”Merlin,” Remus gasps.
”So we’re in this seri- dedicated chat, and Trelawny goes off. It’s like,” Lily trails off.
”No clue how to react,” Remus continues.
”Pretty much!” Lily agrees, taking a swig of firewhisky. “And I just look Voldemort in the face and go, ’Bollocks’.”
Remus cackles. “You didn’t!”
”I bloody well did!” Lily proclaims. “I was just like, Trelawny? That’s poor.”
Lily and Remus’ eyes meet and they break off into laughter again, nearly crying.
”How’d he react?” Remus eventually asks, wiping his eyes.
”I honest to Merlin think he was in shock. I just asked if he wanted tea after a mo’, and that was it,” Lily replied, giggling.
“We’re planning on going for lunch this week-“
Remus chokes, “What the hell, Evans! Who just plans lunch with Voldemort. Like, ‘Yeah, can’t sorry, eating with the Dark Lord on Tuesday’.”
Lily’s laughter turns hysterical. She and Remus both end up gasping for breath.
“But back to the ruddy prophecy! It could apply to any fecking child! Not just mine, or Alice’s. Any child born at that time, with defiant parents. He just decided to only go after one’s from this year!”
”That is pretty stupid, I reckon.”
Severus arrives home to find his paramour and a swearwolf passed out in the sitting room. He sighs a takes an unopened firewhisky. Not his problem.
Though he did send a quick cleaning spell at the area and the two themselves. Before tossing a throw over them.