Chapter 2
is this thing on?
regulus: can we like
regulus: hangout tonight
lily: yes!
sirius: no <3
regulus: fuck you
sirius: fuck you!!
regulus: why can’t u come:((
sirius: idk i just dont wanna <3
james: i’ll go!
james: waht’re we doing!
regulus: JAMES IS MY ONLY FRIEND
fabian: ouchie!!!!!!!!!
regulus: ASKLDJALSKJ
regulus: FSABOIN
regulus: NOPOIIIIOOO
regulus: CLISE YR EUES
fabian: 👁 👁
regulus: DLSAKJAL
regulus: FAIAN!!!!!!
fabian: it’s fine :(
fabian: go be with james :(
regulus: JELP MEEEEE
marlene: what’s going on
fabian: regulus doesn’t love me anymore :(
marlene: oh no:(
regulus: SADLKEUALK
marlene: are we hanging out tonight?
james: yes!
marlene: can we hangout tomorrow
sirius: i’d prefer that, yeah
regulus: WHY DEOS NO ONE WANY TO HANGOUT TONIHT
marlene: im auditioning for a play
lily: Oh??
marlene: yeah
lily: What play!
marlene: hum
marlene: much ago already nothing
lily: Um
lily: I don’t know if I know that one
lily: Is it a parody of much ado about nothing
marlene: alskdflkj
marlene: no
marlene: im auditioning for much ado about nothing
sirius: lAJKASDJKAJAKS
sirius: MARLENE
marlene: what
sirius: MUCH AGO ALREADY NOTHING
marlene: shut up!!!!
sirius: lKJFDKLDAJSLFKAJS
marlene: :(
regulus: AK;L;KDFSJAKLJALSDJF
regulus: WHAT IS MUCH AGO ALREADY NOTHING
sirius: REGULUS
regulus: WHAT
sirius: IT’S MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
sirius: THAT’S WHAT WE WERE JUST SAYING
regulus: LKASJDFLJAAS
regulus: HELP
regulus: I DIDNT REAF THE CONVO RUGHT!!!!!
sirius: KJSDFHJSKH
regulus: asklfjladjaklasd
regulus: what’s much ado about nothing!!!!!!
lily: It’s a play by shakespeare
lily: Very exes to lovers comedy
lily: Marlene, do you think I could audition too??
marlene: yes!!
marlene: i’ll text mary and get you on the audition list <33
regulus: ooooOOOoo exes to lovers ;))))
regulus: can i do it too??? 🫣🫣
marlene: yeah
marlene: does anyone else wanna?
marlene: i’ll just text mary everyone’s names
fabian: if regulus is i will <3
regulus: YES FABIAN
regulus: DRAMA KID ERA
regulus: ALKDSJFLAKDJSFKASJ
fabian: YES
regulus: ISIRUEW
regulus: SIRIUS DO IT IT’LL BE LIKE GLEE
sirius: KSJDSKJSJS
sirius: HOW WILL IT BE LIKE GLEE
regulus: LASKDJFL
sirius: IT’S NOT A MUSICAL
regulus: BUT YOU CAN STILL SING????
james: did someone say glee
sirius: JAMESIE
regulus: JAMED DO THE PLAY
james: OKAY
james: WHAT’S THE PLAY
regulus: MANGOS APPLES APRICOT NECTARINE
james: FRUITS SALAD???
james: IS IT A PLAY ABOUT THE WIGGLES!!!!!
lily: yummy yummy
james: YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!
sirius: JLSDK;LK;K
sirius: IT’S MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
james: WHAT IS
sirius: THE FUCKING PLAY
james: OH!!! OKAY!!!!
james: IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT IM IN
sirius: kjljfglkjskldjs
sirius: am i the only one that paid attention in the shakespeare unit for a levels
regulus: i didnt take a levels<333333
james: yes u were padsie poo<3333
sirius: giggle
marlene: wait james are you auditioning
james: when are the auditions
marlene: tonight
james: im free!!!!!
marlene: ok ill add you to the list
alice: hi idk what’s going on but ill audition too!!!!
marlene: ok!
sirius: is everyone auditioning
marlene: yes
sirius: ksdkjdf
sirius: fine ill do it too
marlene: ok
sirius: this better not suck
marlene: it probably won’t!!!
—
marlene & mary
marlene: hi mary!!
mary: hi marlene!!!
marlene: i have a bunch of friends who want to audition tonight
marlene: can i add them to your list??
mary: absolutely!!!!!!!!
mary: omg thank you for bringing people
mary: our list was looking a little sparse
marlene: oh!
marlene: well i have like. 6?? people im bringing??
mary: that’s fucking amazing
mary: thank you
mary: i owe you a drink
marlene: hum
marlene: maybe you should see if they’re any good before you do that
mary: hahahha
mary: ok sure<3
mary: but i’ll probably still buy you the drink anyways
marlene: ok<3
marlene: i won’t say no<33
mary: i have the whole 8 o’clock hour open if everyone wants to come then??
marlene: perfect!!! i’ll tell everyone
marlene: thank you<3
mary: thank YOU!! <33333
mary: are you still going to audition at the same time as remus?
marlene: yeah if that’s ok
mary: of course!!!
marlene: ok<3 thank you<3
mary: no problem!
mary: see you later<3
marlene: ok!!!
—
peter & mary
peter: the 20:00 cohort is here
mary: oh!!
mary: yay!!!! omg yay they came ok yay!!!!
peter: they look promising
mary: what’re their names?
mary: maybe we know some of them
peter: james and fabian from the program are here
mary: omg!!! wait that’s so nice!!!!!
mary: i didn’t know marlene was friends with them too
peter: and then some kids named alice, regulus, lily, and sirius
mary: sirius?
peter: yeah i think he’s brothers with the regulus kid, they have the same last name
peter: look scary similar too. all cheekbones and dark curls
mary: sirius
peter: yeah
mary: ok!!!
mary: thanks peter
peter: who do you want in first
mary: fabain, i think
peter: sending him in now
—
mary & dorcas
mary: i need you back here like
mary: right now
dorcas: im still in line
dorcas: do you not want tea anymore?
mary: sirius is here
dorcas: sirius?
mary: sirius like remus’s sirius, sirius
dorcas: oh that’s not good…
dorcas: are you sure it’s Sirius, sirius
mary: HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE GREATER EDINBURGH AREA CAN BE NAMED SIRIUS
dorcas: I DONT KNOW
dorcas: MAYBE TWO
mary: fuck!!!!!! i need it to be two!!!!!!
dorcas: fuck
dorcas: im at the counter and im ordering tea
dorcas: be back in a mo
mary: hurry please
mary: im terrified!!!!!
mary: pete says he’s gorgeous
dorcas: of course he is.
mary: fuck!!!!!!
dorcas: fuck indeed
—
is this thing on?
regulus: WHY WAS THAT SO SCARY
fabian: HHAHAHHAHAA
regulus: I THINK I MESSED UP ALL THE WORDS I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY
james: @marlene
james: WHY DIDNT U TELL US IT WAS MARY
marlene: what??
james: IT’S MARY
james: MARY IS DIRECTING IT
marlene: i know!!!
james: i LOVE MARY
fabian: I LOVE MARY TOO
james: <33333 MARY <3333333
lily: You know mary?
fabian: she was in the abroad program with us in new york!!!
lily: Oh!
lily: You were all in the same program?
james: me, fabian, mary, dorcas, and peter
marlene: and remus
lily: Who’s peter?
fabian: he mostly ran with mary and dorcas and remus but he’s a right laugh
james: spent many a night in a pub cleaning him up
james: proper lad, pete
lily: Is that who was checking us in?
fabian: yeah!! that’s peter
lily: Oh that’s fun!!!
regulus: when are the results coming out???
marlene: the results???
james: DID YOU GUYS TAKE A TEST
regulus: HELPLKFJGD
regulus: THE ASSIGNEMTNS
regulus: THE ASNWERS
regulus: FROM THE AUDITION
sirius: the cast list??
regulus: slakjfsdaja
regulus: yes
regulus: the cast list
lily: Mary’s email said Friday??
sirius: it’s weird she’s not doing callbacks
marlene: what's a call back
sirius: it’s when people are called back to try out for specific roles
marlene: oh!
marlene: she’s not doing those?
sirius: no i dont think so
lily: I got a callback for tomorrow night
james: i think i did too??
sirius: oh!
sirius: maybe she is doing them lol
lily: She said she’s just pulling a couple people to tweak some things and make sure
sirius: gotcha!!
sirius: congrats<3
sirius: have fun<3
alice: i got one too!!
marlene: me too
sirius: eeeeeeee
sirius: have the best time!!!!!!
regulus: alsdfkja
regulus: anywaysssssss
regulus: do you think it’s weird fish’s eyes are on the sides of their face instead of the front
fabian: WAIT BC IT’S SO WEIRD
fabian: HOW CAN THEY SEE IN FRONT OF THEM
regulus: I DONT KNOW
regulus: I VANT STOP THINKIGN ABOUT IT
marlene: fishs eyes are on the sides of their faces?????
regulus: YES
fabian: YES
james: oh!!!!!!
james: i know this one!!!!!!!
james: prey have eyes on the sides of their head so they can see more stuff.
james: bc their eyes are on the side can see all around
james: so they can see the stuff that wants to eat them
regulus: OH
james: BUT
regulus: taht actually makes sense alskjdfsla
james: PREDATORS usually have eyes in front of their head
james: cause then they can sew how close stuff is
fabian: does that make us predators
lily: Humans are apex predators at this point
lily: Killing everyone and everything
james: EXACTLY
james: yes fabian you are a predator<3
marlene: hot
fabian: i am the apex predator
marlene: hot (x2)
regulus:
fabian: I LOVE IT
fabian: LOOK AT ME
james: CAN I GET A COPY OF THAT FOR MY FRIDGE
regulus: LAKSJDFLAK
regulus: YES
regulus: OF COURSE
fabian: IM THE STAR OF JURASSIC PARK
lily: I love that movie!!!
regulus: SHOULD ER WATCH IT
regulus: RIGHT NOW
lily: Ok!!
fabian: YES COME OVER LILY COME OVER
james: CAN I COME
regulus: LAFASLKJDF YES OF COURSE
marlene: i have plans with remus but have fun<3
regulus: marlene 🔪
regulus: stop saying their name 🔪
regulus: in this group chat 🔪
marlene: i
marlene: i have plans with an unnamed friend tonight
regulus: better<3
marlene: helpslkdj
—
sirius & lily
sirius: yes or no
lily: Yes
sirius: alskdjfal
sirius: ok
lily: Why?
lily: What am I picking between?
sirius: nothing
lily: Help!!!!
lily: Sirius
sirius: lily
lily: Sirius!!!
sirius: lily!!!!!
lily: Is it dangerous?
sirius: HELP
sirius: no lol
sirius: just kind of dumb
lily: Ok! i can handle dumb
lily: What’s going on lovebug?
sirius: im just gonna get dressed and go out to the pub for a drink by myself
sirius: which feels kinda like a millennial “taking themself on a date”
lily: That sounds like fun!!
lily: Do you want company?
sirius: nah
sirius: maybe i’ll be mysterious and quirky and bring a book to the pub
lily: She’s y/n!!!
sirius: yes<3
lily: Any reason you’re going?
sirius: i think it’s a better bet than sitting home alone
lily: Sure! That makes sense
lily: I’m proud of you for making choices that feel good for you
sirius: hahahah thank you
sirius: i’m just gonna go have a drink or two and some chips and then come home and watch drag race till im ready to sleep
lily: What season are you rewatching?
sirius: 6!!!!!
lily: Come over tomorrow?
lily: I’ll make cupcakes and we can watch it
sirius: i’ll probably be done with 6 by tomorrow lol
sirius: but yes i’d love to<3
lily: Love you Sirius<3
lily: Have a drink on me<3
sirius: will do<3
—
marlene & remus
marlene: hi baby
remus: hi mckinnon
marlene: are you almost home?
remus: yeah my meeting with mcgonagall ran over
remus: we were talking about grad school
marlene: exciting!!!
remus: what’s up?
marlene: we still on? for tonight?
remus: yeah course
remus: i just wanna shower right quick
remus: wanna go down the pub?
marlene: you took the thought right out of my mouth
remus: thats
remus: ok
remus: sure
marlene: great!!
remus: did you end up getting a callback? for much ado?
remus: mary told me she only pulled a couple people
marlene: yes!
marlene: james, lily, and alice got one too
remus: oh word ok
remus: i didn’t realize james and alice auditioned
remus: and idk who lily is
marlene: oh lily transferred last year while you were away
marlene: and yeah i mentioned i was auditioning so they did too!
remus: right
remus: ok
remus: yeah we’re certainly going to the pub
marlene: is that ok?
remus: no it’s fine
remus: james’ll be brilliant
remus: and he’s nice enough to me
remus: just a bit like
remus: alright
marlene: yeah
marlene: i get that
marlene: im sure it’ll be ok
marlene: and hopefully you’ll have me!!
remus: hopefully<3
marlene: <3333
remus: im in the lift coming up, see you in a mo
marlene: ok<3
—
sirius & lily
sirius:
lily: Oh?
sirius: they’re literally here
lily: Who is they and where is here
sirius: they!! is remus!! and here!! is the pub i took myself to!!!
lily: Help oh no
sirius: why is this happening!!!!!
lily: I don’t know!!
lily: Can you leave? Did they see you?
sirius: no and yes
lily: Shit
lily: Should I call with a fake emergency?
sirius: no
sirius: thank you though
sirius: im just going to wait until they use the bathroom or something and leave
lily: Totally reasonable
sirius: FUCK
lily: What!!
sirius: MARLENE SAW ME
lily: Oh??
sirius: she’s coming over here
lily: I… Is that bad?
lily: Sirius?
sirius: sorry hi
sirius: she came over and hugged me and i just kept seeing remus looking at us
sirius: now they’re leaving
lily: Oh no…
sirius: this is the worst
lily: Oh this is so the worst!!
sirius: i guess i’ll just finish my drink and drown myself in the tub
lily: Ok Ophelia whatever you’d like
sirius: oi!!!
sirius: im not ophelia
lily: Then don’t drown yourself!!!
sirius: …fine
sirius: i’ll die some other way
lily: Would you like to come over and watch Jurassic Park with everyone?
sirius: no not really
sirius: ill just go home
sirius: it’s ok thank you lily
lily: Okay
lily: Will you text me? When you’re home?
sirius: course
lily: Love you<3
sirius: love you too
—
marlene, mary, & dorcas
marlene: hum
marlene: hi
mary: hi marlene!!
mary: what’s up??
marlene: so obviously you two were there for remus during the breakup
marlene: like. in person. and everything
mary: right
marlene: essentially we’ve just run into sirius at the pub and they’re a bit shaken up and i don’t know what they need
marlene: i used to know but
marlene: i’ve missed about a year of this specific thing
dorcas: do you two want to come over?
marlene: i can just drop them off if that’s not too much
mary: you’re more than invited too love
mary: you’re their best mate. you’re wanted
marlene: ok
marlene: thanks
marlene: we’ll be by soon?
dorcas: i’ll pour some wine
marlene: we’ll pick up a bottle
marlene: or three
mary: see you soon<3
marlene: ok<3
—
dorcas & mary
dorcas: still think it’s a good idea?
dorcas: if they’re so shaken up over a simple run in?
mary: i know…
mary: but i think they’d be brilliant
dorcas: you know i agree
dorcas: but we’ve got to keep our mates in mind
mary: will you judge me?
mary: if i still do it?
dorcas: no, but you ought to be prepared for a backlash.
mary: i can handle it
dorcas: they could always say no
mary: exactly!!!
mary: if they want to back out, they’re more than welcome to
mary: i’ll tell them that
dorcas: we’ll see how this goes
mary: yeah..we will..
—
sirius & james
sirius: jamsie!!!
james: padsie!!!!
sirius: how’d the callback go<3
james: i read with lily!!!!!!
sirius: oh?????
sirius: do you remember who you read for??
james: myself??
sirius: aklsjdflksja
sirius: no hahahaha
sirius: i meant what character?
sirius: like whose lines were you reading
james: OH
james: no idea
james: he had a very silly name
james: and he was talking to lily’s character
sirius: ahaaha
sirius: ok
sirius: you had a good time??
james: yes!!
james: (eyeball)
sirius: (eyeball!!!!!!!!!!!)
james: i can’t get bestie lunch tomorrow
sirius: …oh????
james: lily and i are getting bubble tea
sirius: (EYEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
james: so pls give your order bc ill get you some too obviously you’re my best friend duh
sirius: JAMES
james: YES?????
sirius: bubble tea with lily??????????
james: yes:)
james: she thought it’d be fun to get to know each other!!!!!
james: since i was abroad!!!!!!!
sirius: sure jamsie
james: EYEBALL
sirius: EYEBALL????
james: it’s a friendly bubble tea!!!!!!!!!!
sirius: mhmm
james: it is!!!!!!!
sirius: mhmm whatever you say jamesie
james: (defeated eyeball)
sirius: are you home rn
james: …
james: yes why
sirius: do you want to play mario kart
james: YES
james: YES I DO
sirius: ok<3
—
is this thing on?
regulus: but how bad would it REALLY BE to bring back the dinosaurs
fabian: WER JUST WATCHED A WHOLE MOVIE ABOUT WHY YOUT’E NOT SUPPOSED TO
lily: No but hear him out
lily: We watched a movie about capitalizing on bringing back the dinosaurs
lily: Take capitalism out of it, and how bad it is it to just reintroduce them to the eco system
regulus: THANK YOU LILY
regulus: YOU GET ME
sirius: (zoos)
regulus: WAHT FORS THAT MEAN
sirius: even if you bring back dinosaurs just to introduce them into the eco system. like. zoos still exist
lily: Oh that’s a good point
lily: I hadn’t considered zoos
fabian: i’d like a dinosaur for a pet
james: A DINO PET
james: SIRIUS
sirius: JAMES?
james: CAN WER GET A DINSOARU
sirius: CAN WE??????
marlene: you should
lily: Are you two going to bring back dinosaurs just to keep them as pets?
james: …
james: maybe…
lily: Fun!!!
regulus: I WANT A DINSOAUR
regulus: IM THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP
fabian: YEAH WE DESERVE A DINOSUAR
lily: You all deserve dinosaurs!!
regulus: thank you lily<343
—
james & sirius
james: SIRUUS
sirius: JAMES?
james: SDIRIUS I AMF FREAKING OUT
sirius: WHER ARE YOU
james: IM WAIYONG FOR IHER AT HYE BUBBLE TRA PLAVE
sirius: LAKSDJLAA
sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHH
james: ALKSDJSJSSJSS
sirius: WHYA RE YOU FREAKIN GOUT
james: SHE’S SO COOL
james: SHE SENT ME A GIF OG A LITTTLE GIRAGEE
james: SAUIGN SHE WAD ON HER WAY
sirius: THAT’S SO CUTE
james: I KNOW
james: ASLKJWOIRE
sirius: SFDGKSL;LKF
james: AKGERAJ;A
sirius: AFGLKJ;A;LKSJDJK
james: SHE’S HETE I HABE TO HO I LOB YOU
sirius: I LOB YOU TOO
james: ASDLKGJ
james: LOVE I MEANT LOVE I LOVE YOU
sirius: i LOVE YOU SO MUCH PRONGSIE GO GET HER
james: LKASJG
james: OKSY!!!!!!
—
mary & marlene
mary: hi marlene!!
marlene: omg hi mary!!
mary: so the cast list is coming out tonight
marlene: oh!! yes!
mary: are you going to be home?
marlene: hum
marlene: probably?
mary: wonderful
marlene: why?
mary: no reason!! just curious<3
marlene: ok?
mary: lol sorry
marlene: all good
marlene: i’ve been asked weirder
mary: does remus have plans tonight?
marlene: i dont know hoenstly
marlene: i can ask them
mary: no it’s ok!!
marlene: ok
marlene: should i mention that you’re being weird?
mary: i’d really prefer if you didn’t<3
marlene: ok<3
marlene: can’t wait to see the list!!
mary: ahh!!
mary: yeah!!
marlene: <3
—
fabian & regulus
fabian: i’d like to build a pillow fort
regulus: PILLOW FORT YES
fabian: can we hot box the pillow fort and watch a movie
regulus: YES FABIAN OF OCUOSE WE CAN
fabian: ok!!!!
fabian: im thinking about lego batman
regulus: ASLKJAS
regulus: yes
regulus: yes yes yes
fabian: meet me in the living room in 20 minutes with all the pillows from your bed and maybe your mattress
regulus: aadskljfaldj
regulus: ok<3
fabian: <3
—
lily & sirius
lily: Hi Sirius!!
sirius: hi lily!!!
—
james & sirius
james: ISIUW
sirius: JAMES???
—
lily & sirius
lily: How are you doing?
sirius: i’m doing well! how are you?
—
james & sirius
james: SKLGAJAL
sirius: ?????????
—
lily & sirius
lily: I’m doing quite well thank you for asking!
sirius: i’m so glad to hear it!
sirius: what’s up?
lily: Just got home from bubble tea with james?
sirius: oh?
—
james & sirius
james: I CAN NERER GO OUTFISE AGAIN
sirius: WHY NOT
james: I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALJ TO PEI[LW
sirius: WHAT HAPPENED
—
lily & sirius
lily: Yes!
sirius: how was it?
lily: It was truly the loveliest first date I’ve ever been on
sirius: first date??
lily: Is it too forward to assume it was a first date? When I asked them to get bubble tea I mean..it’s what I meant at least.
sirius: i’m not sure that’s too forward
—
james & sirius
james: I DONY EVEN THKNK IT WAS A DATE
james: I JUST KEPY TALKING ABOUT POWKEMON
sirius: WHAT PRMPTED POKEMON
james: NOTHING
james: LITEARLY NOTHING
sirius: LAKJEGLKW
sirius: JAMES!!!!
james: I KNWO1!!!!!!
sirius: ALKJGFDLSKJ
—
lily & sirius
lily: I should probably get clarity from him. About whether or not he thought it was a date
sirius: that might be good!
lily: But he’s so cute!! He kept telling me about Pokemon, and I didn’t play when I was a kid so it was really sweet to hear all about his experience playing, and which ones they liked.
lily: I mean I knew they were drop dead gorgeous, but he’s such a sweetheart
sirius: james potter is a gift to this world, it’s true
lily: I totally get why you two are best friends
lily: The sweetest people I know <3
sirius: alskdj lily<33333
—
james & sirius
james: SHES NEER GONNA TALK JTO ME AGIN
sirius: WHY WOULD YOU TINK THAT
james: WOULD YOU TALK YO THE KIF WHO DIDNT SHUT UP ABOUY POKEMON AGIN
sirius: MAYBE!!!!!!!
james: permission to drown myself
sirius: permission denied
james: BOOOOOOO
james: TOMATO TOMATO
james: BOOOOOO
sirius: BESTIES DONT LET BESTIES DROWN THEMSELVES
james: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sirius: IM SURE IT WENT FINE
james: IT DIDN’T!!!!!!!
—
lily & sirius
lily: I’m sure he’s talking to you about everything, so I don’t want to make you be a double agent
sirius: hahaha no it’s ok
lily: But I really think I’d like to see them again
lily: Do you think I should ask? Or wait for him to reach out
lily: I don’t want to be too pushy
sirius: oh!!!!
sirius: i think you should ask
sirius: jamesie gets nervous
lily: Okay!
lily: Maybe we’ll go see a movie
sirius: (you didn’t hear it from me but james potter loves mini golf)
lily: Oh!!
lily: I love mini golf!!
lily: Thank you<3
sirius: <33333
—
james & sirius
james: permission to move to guam
sirius: permission denied
james: THE JAMESPHOBIA
sirius: HEARSAY
james: DONT USE BIG WORDS
sirius: SORRY
james: can you snuggle me and feed me ice cream
sirius: yes<3
james: thank you bestie<3
sirius: love you jamesie<3
james: love you sirius<3
james: even if you’re jamesphobic<3
sirius: oi!!!!!!!!!
james: oi rejected<33333
sirius: ☹️
james: NO FROWNING
sirius: YOU REECTED MY OI
james: for good reason<3
sirius: come home and eat ice cream!!!!!!!
james: im in the lift!!!!!!!
sirius: ok<3
james: ily<3
sirius: ILY<33
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RE: Cast List
Message:
Hi all!!
Firstly, I wanted to thank you all so much for coming out to audition. After much deliberation, I have come to a final draft of the cast list. This is in no way a binding contract, and if you wish to leave us, you are more than welcome to do so, no hard feelings.
The first rehearsal will be next Tuesday, 18:30, in the Blackbox Theater in Helga Hall!
Please contact our stage manager Dorcas Meadowes with your phone number, pronouns, and any and all conflicts for the foreseeable future.
I can’t wait to get started on this project!!
Best,
Mary MacDonald
Director
Attachment: Cast List.doc
Cast List:
Benedick - Remus Lupin
Don Pedro - Fabian Prewett
Claudio - James Potter
Don John - Severus Snape
Borachio - Frank Longbottom
Beatrice - Sirius Black
Hero - Lily Evans
Leonato - Regulus Black
Ursula - Marlene McKinnon
Margaret - Alice Fortescue
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@urnotsirius: lol
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is this thing on?
regulus: so
regulus: we all got the email?
james: yes
marlene: yes!
lily: Mhmm.
sirius: lol
alice: this is gonna be so much fun!!!
alice: i can’t wait
regulus: aksljdlaksj
regulus: completely unrelated is anyone looking to get drunk tonight
regulus: (totally not looking at my brother)
sirius: totally unrelated i would love to get absolutely shit faced tonight<3
regulus: party!!
regulus: everyone come over to my and fabian’s flat!!!!!!
regulus: let’s get fucked up!!!!!!
fabian: AHHH
fabian: EVERYONE GIVE ME 45 MINUTES
fabian: THERE’S A GECKO LOOSE IN THE KITCHEN I NEED TO CATCH BEFORE PEOPLE COME OVER
fabian: HE’LL GET SHY
lily: A gecko??
fabian: yes he’s my best friend
fabian: NOT COUNTING REGULUS
regulus: I WAS ABOUT YO SAY
sirius: i’ll start drinking at mine and then james can carry me over<3
james: yes!!
james: i will carry you bestie my love
sirius: thank you bestie my love<3
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lily & sirius
lily: Talk later?
sirius: drink now
lily: But talk later?
sirius: as long as drink now
lily: Okay<3
sirius: congrats tho!!
sirius: you and james will be beautiful doe eyed lovers
lily: Thank you<3
lily: I asked them out to mini golf
sirius: and???
lily: They said “ASLKDJAK YES YES OFC I LOVE MINI GOLF YES”
sirius: that sounds like jamesie<3
lily: Love you Sirius
lily: Love you a lot
sirius: love you so much lily
lily: <3
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dorcas & remus
dorcas: hey remus
remus: i saw
dorcas: ok good
dorcas: how’re you feeling?
remus: did you know
dorcas: yeah
remus: fuck you
dorcas: scale of 1-10 how mad are you?
remus: 15
dorcas: sure ok
dorcas: i was hoping for a 10 even, but given the circumstances, i’ll take 15
remus: is she out of her fucking mind
dorcas: probably
remus: i’m gonna drop out
dorcas: ok
dorcas: that’s fair
remus: oh fuck you
dorcas: give it to me
remus: you know i’m not gonna drop out
dorcas: yeah, i do
remus: is she out of her fucking mind????
dorcas: yes, i’m certain of it
remus: im gonna pitch myself off the roof
dorcas: that’s a bit rude to the city cleaners
remus: god fuck you!!!
dorcas: do you wanna come round and tell her off?
remus: no.
dorcas: do you wanna go out and get pissed?
remus: not really.
dorcas: do you want to go break stuff
remus: i want
remus: i don’t even know what i want to do
dorcas: do you want to text him?
remus: fucking christ dorcas
dorcas: do you?
remus: no
remus: yes
remus: no
remus: god fuck you
dorcas: im sending over some thai
remus: thanks
dorcas: she won’t be mad if you drop it
remus: i can’t drop it
remus: if they stay in in, i have to stay in it
dorcas: i hear you but also
remus: no.
remus: if they’re staying in. i’m staying in.
dorcas: your ego works in mysterious ways
remus: fuck you
dorcas: yeah alright alright
dorcas: it’s us
dorcas: we’ll be there the whole time
remus: fucking christ
dorcas: did you cry?
remus: no
dorcas: hmm
remus: fuck you
dorcas: a lot? or a little?
remus: just a bit
remus: locked myself in the loo for a minute or so
remus: didn’t wanna frighten marlene
dorcas: yeah cause she’s such a scaredy cat
remus: fuck you dorcas
dorcas: company or no company
remus: you but not her
dorcas: you gonna punish her?
remus: she can be iced out for a day
remus: that’s fair
remus: i won’t be a cunt i swear
dorcas: yeah alright that’s fair
remus: alright
dorcas: see you soon
remus: fuck you
dorcas: love you too mate
dorcas: love you too
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sirius & remus
sirius: yuo lijed my twrrt
remus: hi
sirius: yoi dojny eben foklow me anumote
sirius: i knoe i cjevked
remus: yeah
remus: i don’t
sirius: buy yoi lijed my twert
remus: yeah
remus: felt relatable
sirius: fucj yoi
remus: yeah that’s fair
sirius: arw you droppoing ouy?
remus: are you?
sirius: no
remus: then no, i’m not dropping out
sirius: finr
remus: yeah
sirius: i huess ikk see uou tuedsay
remus: yeah. i guess you will
sirius: ok
remus: ok
sirius: dony faukt in oue stars me
remus: ok
remus: sorry
remus: sure
sirius: ok
remus: ok
sirius: REMUD
remus: sorry
sirius: ok!!!
remus: ok
sirius: i
sirius: fucj uou
remus: yeah
remus: have a good night
remus: i’ll see you tuesday
sirius: ok
sirius: DONY FO IT
remus liked sirius’s message “ok”