Chapter 3
remus & marlene
marlene: morning love
remus: hi
marlene: so
marlene: i tried to make pancakes
marlene: it’s gone terribly
remus: why would you try to make pancakes
marlene: because you’re sad!!!!
remus: does the kitchen smell burnt
marlene: …yes
remus: well now im devastated
marlene: :(
remus: should i come deal with it
marlene: no!!
marlene: no
marlene: i’ve just ordered pancakes
marlene: from the leaky cauldron
marlene: they’ll be here soon
remus: i was thinking about going back to bed
marlene: let me join you
remus: ok
remus: thank you
remus: for wanting to take care of me
marlene: ofc
marlene: as long as you let me mum you, i’ll happily mum you
remus: yeah you can mum me
marlene: do you want some coffee? in the meantime?
remus: some tea would be nice
marlene: sure thing
marlene: i’ll be up in a minute
remus: thanks
remus: larb you marlene
marlene: larb you more lupin <3
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sirius & lily
sirius: i think im dead
lily: Given how much you drank, that seems like a reasonable assumption
sirius: im dead
sirius: write me a nice eulogy
lily: Here lies Sirius Black
lily: She was so sexy
lily: Total smokeshow
lily: 10/10 doctors wish they could bang
sirius: thanks lily
sirius: you get me
lily: Have you had anything to eat?
sirius: james threw a poptart at me about an hour ago
lily: Did you eat it?
sirius: no course not
sirius: james gave me strawberry
sirius: even tho they KNOW i only eat brown sugar cinnamon
lily: An act of war if you ask me
sirius: thank you!!!!!!
lily: Can I come over?
lily: I’ll make you a fry up
sirius: you wouldn’t
lily: I would!!
lily: James can have some too if he’d like
sirius: i have a sneaking suspicion they’d like
lily: I’ll leave here now and head over
sirius: you’re an angel
sirius: we don’t deserve you
lily: I know <3
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mary & remus
mary: hey
remus: hi
mary: i think i should apologize
remus: probably
mary: i’m sorry.
mary: for putting you in an awkward position and not giving you a heads up
mary: it wasn’t very cash money of me
remus: it was not very cash money of you
mary: are you going to drop out?
remus: no
remus: sirius isn’t so. i’m not
mary: sirius is staying in?
remus: yeah
remus: he drunk texted me the night the list came out
mary: oh
mary: how’d that go?
remus: i don’t really want to talk about it right now
mary: ok sure that’s fine
remus: but i guess you’ll see both of us tonight
mary: i do think you’ll end up having at least some fun
remus: i’m doing this as a favor to you and that’s it
mary: ok
mary: are we ok?
remus: yeah we’re ok
remus: i’m mad at you rn
remus: and if this process ends up being unbearable i’ll be mad at you for another 8-12 business days but
remus: i’ll get over it
mary: ok
remus: i love you mary
remus: i really do
mary: i love you too remus
remus: you sure know how to bring authenticity to a production
mary: here’s hoping!!!
remus: lol
remus: love u
remus: see u tomorrow
mary: see you tomorrow love<3
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regulus & fabian
regulus: FBAIN
fabian: REGULUS
regulus: LDSKJSALKJS
fabian: WHAT
regulus: i miss you
fabian: YOU SCARED ME
fabian: I THOUGHT YOU FELL DOWN A WELL
regulus: i-..
regulus: A WELL????
regulus: KLGSLKJDS
regulus: DO WE EVEN
regulus: HAVE WELLS????
fabian: I DONT KNOW MAYBE YOU FOUND ONE AND FELL DOWN IT
regulus: SLKAGDLSK
regulus: NO FABIAN
regulus: I DIDNT
regulus: FALL DOWN A WELL
regulus: LKJSKLJSD
fabian: GOOD
fabian: what’s up
regulus: can we
regulus: hangout
fabian: yes ??!!!!!
fabian: i’m stalking olivia at her job right now
fabian: but ill be home later !!!
regulus: olivia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regulus: how’s the stalking<3
fabian: she’s annoyed bc i got sat in her section
fabian: so she keeps giving me the wrong food
fabian: she’s perfect
regulus: kljsdlkjs
regulus: you’ve got it
regulus: SO BAD
regulus: OH OH OH
regulus: DID SHE MAKE UP ANOHER FAKE NAME FOR YOU
fabian: she called me fabio
fabian: which i honestly love
regulus: FABIO
regulus: SAKLFJALKAJ
regulus: lkjalskjlkasdafasldkja
regulus: HELP THAT’S SO FUNNY
fabian: eh
fabian: she just went
fabian: ‘who’re you texting?? your mum??’
regulus: she’s perfect fot you
fabian: i know :)
regulus: will you come home soon tho
regulus: i miss u :(
fabian: she just brought my burger
fabian: i’ll be home in 30?
regulus: oK!!!!!
regulus: …
regulus: will u pick me up nuggies
fabian: only bc i love you
regulus: i love you!!!!!!!
fabian: olivia might come over later if that’s cool
fabian: do you wanna hangout with us?
regulus: are you
regulus: gonna make me
regulus: third wheel you and your not girlfriend
fabian: hello ?? !!
regulus: alksjfasldk
regulus: ARE YOU??
fabian: NO??!!!
regulus: OK BC
regulus: I ODNT WANNA COCK BLOCK
regulus: LGFKJALSK
regulus: BUT ALSO
fabian: you won’t????
regulus: I DONT WANNA
regulus: COCK ASSIST
fabian: COCK ASSIST??????
regulus: LIKE
regulus: I DONT WANT YOU TWO
regulus: TO FUCK
regulus: WHILE IM HOME
regulus: <3
fabian: WHY WOULD WE FUCK WHILE YOU’RE HOME
regulus: BC YOU’RE HORNY
regulus: HORNY HORNY HORNY
fabian: JESUS
fabian: i can keep it iN MY PANTS
regulus: CAN YOU
regulus: HMMMMMMM
regulus: CAN YOU FABIAN
fabian: YES
regulus: WHAT ABOUT
regulus: WHEN WE WENT BOWLING
regulus: AND YOU TWO
regulus: ‘DISSAPEPARED”
regulus: FOR TWNETY MINUTES
regulus: HMMMMMM??@?@
fabian: DO YOU THINK WE FUCKED AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
regulus: DID YOU??????
regulus: no wait
regulus: jk
regulus: i dont wanna know
fabian: WE WERE PLAYING ARCADE GAMES
fabian: and ok
fabian: we made out in the arcade
fabian: BUT
fabian: WE DIDNT FUCK???!!!!
regulus: wahtever
regulus: fuck wherever you want fabian
regulus: be free
fabian: oh my god
fabian: you will not bc a third wheel
fabian: i will bring you nuggets
regulus: ok#<334333
regulus: thank yoooooou
regulus: love you fabio<333233
fabian: LOL
fabian: love you regulosa <33
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dorcas & mary
dorcas: coffee?
mary: tea
dorcas: toast?
mary: eggos?
dorcas: eggos
dorcas: peanut butter?
mary: and nutella
dorcas: tea??
mary: ..coffee
dorcas: strawberries?
mary: strawberries!!!
dorcas: 15 minutes
mary: thank you 15<3
…
dorcas: breakfast!
mary: thank you breakfast!!!!!!
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is this thing on?
regulus: im scared!!!!!!!
regulus: LKGKD
james: REGGIE
james: WHY ARE YOU SCARED
james: I WILL FIGHT WAHTEVET SCARED YOU
regulus: LKJLFDKJLKD
regulus: IM SCARD OF THE MEETING TONIGHT
james: WHAT MEETING
james: DO WE HAVE A MEETING??
james: DO I NEED A BRIEFCASE
james: @SIRIUS DO YOU HAVE A BRIEFCASE I CAN BORROW
sirius: regulus do you mean rehearsal
regulus: SLKJFALKSDJ
regulus: yes
regulus: i do
regulus: mean rehearsal
sirius: regulus you’ll be fine
james: oh thank god i haven’t had coffee yet i wasn’t ready to fight
james: i would’ve!!! for you reggie poo
james: but i wasn’t ready
marlene: what time is it
regulus: 9:17
marlene: hum
marlene: no
marlene: what time is rehearsal
regulus: LKJAGLKSJ
regulus: im giving up
regulus: this morning is anti me
james: regulusphobia!!!
regulus: THANK YOU JAMES
regulus: REGULUSPHOBIA
sirius: 18:30
sirius: @marlene
marlene: thank you loml<3
sirius: you’re welcome<3
lily: Does anyone want to get dinner together beforehand and then walk over?
regulus: OOOOOOO
regulus: DINNER
regulus: yes
james: may i come
lily: Yes!
james: cheering!!!!!!
james: ill go<3
marlene: im gonna get dinner with remus but ill see you all there<3
regulus: …
marlene: …
regulus: …………….
sirius: lol
sirius: i’ll meet you all there as well
james: question
sirius: yes jamesie
james: will you still eat dinner (eyeball)
sirius: yes jamesie i will still eat dinner
james: cheering for you and for dinner!!!!!!
alice: im so excited!!!
alice: i’ve never read the play
marlene: me neither
marlene: remus gave me a summary
regulus: ……
marlene: it sounds fun
regulus: fine
fabian: who is don pedro and why am i him
marlene: remus said don pedro is a party guy with a big heart
fabian: oh that’s me!!!!!
regulus: what did ***** say about leonardo
sirius: **leonato
regulus: lkasjkld
regulus: leonato
marlene: daddy who meddles in beatrice’s love life
regulus: KLJKLSLJ
regulus: CAUSE SIRIUS IS BEATRICE
regulus: LKSKLLDSKJ
sirius: type casting
regulus: …
regulus: that
regulus: feels like an insult
sirius loved regulus’s message
regulus: lKJGSJSLD
regulus: SIRIUS
sirius: hmm?
regulus: LKGDJSLKJFAS
lily: I wish Hero would just punch Don Juan in the face but other than that I’m excited to play her
sirius: no bc
sirius: fuck don juan
regulus: who’s don juan
lily: His whole goal is to ruin the relationship between Claudio and Hero
lily: He’s just a slick git
sirius: total slick git
regulus: whos playing him
lily: Snape.
fabian: snape is in this show????
marlene: yeah remus is pissed
regulus: FOR ONCE
regulus: I AGREE
regulus: WITH *****
marlene: are you gonna censor their name the whole time
regulus: YES
lily: Yeah. He and I used to know each other but I didn’t realize he went here before I transferred in
sirius: we’ll deal with him don’t you worry
lily: I trust you
lily: I just can’t be alone if he’s near
sirius: i’ll glue myself to your hip<3
james: me too!!
james: i mean
james: no wait
james: no that is what i mean
james: to protecc!!
james: but you can also protecc
james: sirius help
sirius: james will also be there to support you in this trying time
james: support!!!!!
lily: Thank you
lily: Both of you<3
regulus: ILL FUCK SOMEONE UP IF I HAVE TO
fabian: who are we fucking
marlene: fucking up
marlene: snape
fabian: fuck that guy!!!!!
fabian: lily, we’ve got you<3
lily: Thanks<3
marlene: he’s done some fuck shit to remus as well
marlene: i don’t think mary knew him before he auditioned
james: mary would never cast someone like that if she knew
fabian: yeah mary’s an angel
marlene: right like
marlene: i don’t think she knows anything
sirius: maybe we should tell her
regulus: ill do it
regulus: stir the pot
regulus: stir stir
marlene: do you know what happened with remus?
regulus: …
regulus: no
james: i do
james: i can talk to her
james: she should know before this all starts
sirius: i agree
james: ill text her!
sirius: thank you jamesie<3
james: no problem siriusalina<3
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remus & marlene
remus: i require serious medical assistance
marlene: hello??
marlene: are you ok???
remus: i have watched the andrew scott hamlet act 3 scene 1 soliloquy 8 times in a row
marlene: help
marlene: are you high?
remus: no
marlene: sometimes when im high i just listen to lights up by harry styles
remus: this is not the same thing
marlene: …
marlene: isn’t it though
remus: no
marlene: why not
remus: i have no idea
marlene: so it is
remus: sure
marlene: right, ok
marlene: you’re home?
remus: in the library
remus: i took over a study room after my shift
marlene: i took miso out for a walk a couple hours ago and then came back to campus too
marlene: im in the student center
remus: do you wanna just meet at the great hall for dinner?
marlene: sure that sounds good
remus: i’m thinking about just loading up a to go container and eating outside
marlene: oh ok
marlene: i could tan<3
remus: might as well get the last of the scottish sunshine while we’ve got in
marlene: im in<3
remus: i think i might throw up
marlene: bc of the rehearsal?
marlene: or did you eat something bad at lunch
remus: rehearsal
marlene: yeah
remus: this is gonna be hard
marlene: it won’t be easy
remus: yeah
marlene: what’s the scariest part
marlene: or is it just all scary
remus: i don’t know if i’m ready to see her laughing again
marlene: wdym
remus: it’ll be like. i mean. she’ll be normal
marlene: well
marlene: mostly normal
remus: he’ll be laughing with james
remus: like. he’s going to make jokes and people will laugh and i won’t be able to
marlene: i think you’re allowed to laugh
remus: but it’s different if *i* laugh
remus: then i’ve drawn attention to myself
marlene: im confused
remus: like
remus: if you were sitting in a room of all your friends and your ex and a slick git
remus: and you made a joke and everyone laughed
remus: it changes if the slick git or your ex laugh
marlene: does it?
remus: yes
marlene: ok sorry
marlene: i think it’ll be fine
remus: yeah i guess
marlene: i’ll be there
remus: the whole time
marlene: i won’t leave your side
remus: please
remus: like please
marlene: remus
marlene: im not going anywhere
remus: ok
remus: ok thank you
remus: sorry
marlene: hey no sorries
marlene: this is a weird thing
marlene: but im here and i larb u<3
remus: i larb you a fuck ton
marlene: im picking up coffee do you want an iced dirty chai
remus: marlene if we’re both single when we’re thirty…
marlene: pls we’re already married
remus: true
marlene: is that a yes? to the chai?
remus: yeah that’d be brilliant
remus: im in the library
marlene: of course you are
remus: im working
marlene: i know
marlene: that’s why im bringing the chai
remus: oh
remus: lol
remus: thank you<3
marlene: see you soon baby
remus: see you in a minute mckinnon
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lily & james
lily: Hi James!
james: lily!!!
james: hi lily
lily: How are you! How’s your day
james: oh!!
james: you are so sweet to ask
james: my day is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
lily: Did you spell that right??
james: please, lily
james: hum diddly iddly iddly hum diddly eye
lily: You are you cute
james: alksjl
james: i mean
james: KLSAJKDSJA
james: no YOU
lily: No you!!
james: AH!
james: NO YOU
lily: Us?
james: oH!!!
james: us<33
lily: So, James
james: yes lilyflower
lily: I just wanted to say thank you for saying you’d reach out to Mary
lily: That was really kind of you, and it means a lot
james: oh lilypad
james: a friend is a friend no matter how new
james: i’ve got your back!!!!
lily: Oh! Um, right, yes, friends are friends
lily: And we are friends…
james: yes!!!
james: ill protecc u but also u can protecc u but i can protecc from afar or if you are tying your shoelaces i will not let anyone sneak up on you
lily: Haha, thank you James
lily: That’s really sweet
james: stop!!!!<3
james: i would do anything for u lilypop<3
lily: Hahahaa, thank you
lily: Really, thank you James
james: stop thanking me!!!!!
james: 🔪
james: it’s my job!!!!!!!
lily: Hahahahahaha sorry!! Sorry!!
lily: I’ll see you at dinner?
james: yes!!!
james: question
lily: Mhmm?
james: where is dinner
james: also what time are we dinnering
james: also is dinner provided or do we have to bring our own
lily: Dinner is at 5:45 at the Great Hall. Dinner is provided, assuming you have a dinner swipe. If you do not have a dinner swipe, one can be provided for you
james: slay!!!!
james: i will be at the great hall at 5:45 with my dinner swipe locked and loaded
lily: Amazing<3
james: see you then lilypalooza<333
lily: See you then Jameserlla
james: A NICKNAME!!!!
lily: I did my best!!
lily: I hope it’s ok
lily: It’s not up to your standards
james: SHUSH
james: it’s perfect
james: thank you i love it i will find a way to frame it
lily: I’ll help
james: slay!!!!!!
lily: See you later James<3
james: bring your eyes!!!!!
james: and i’ll bring mine!!!!!
james: to see YOU
lily: WIll do!!!
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marlene & sirius
marlene: hi loml
sirius: hi marley<3
marlene: how are you<3
sirius: im ok!!
sirius: just ate some food
sirius: getting ready to walk over to rehearsal
marlene: how are you feeling about that…
sirius: rehearsal?
marlene: yeah
sirius: not great but like it’s fine
marlene: yeah?
sirius: like obviously i dont want to see them
marlene: right
sirius: but i have to
sirius: and there’s nothing i can really do about it
marlene: you could drop out
sirius: they’re not dropping out
marlene: so
sirius: so!!!!
sirius: i was the dumped
sirius: if anything THEY should drop out
marlene: do you want them to?
marlene: cause if you want them to, they would
sirius: …
sirius: i dont know
sirius: like, yes i want them to
sirius: but im not going to ask them to
marlene: why not
sirius: bc it’s remus
sirius: it’s shakespeare and remus
sirius: and their friend is the director
marlene: so
sirius: so.
sirius: remus wouldn’t ask me to drop out if the roles were reversed
marlene: no?
sirius: no.
sirius: no of course they wouldn’t
marlene: so you’re going to stay in?
sirius: yeah im going to stay in
sirius: and im not going to ask them to leave either
marlene: ok
marlene: that’s really mature of you
sirius: just wait till i slushee them
marlene: not the gleek moment!!!
marlene: pls don’t slushee them..
sirius: i wont
sirius: but ill think really hard about it
marlene: they’d cry
sirius: well now it’s ruined<3
marlene: sorry
marlene: do you want anything from the great hall?
sirius: could you grab me a cookie?
marlene: yes<3
sirius: thank you
sirius: i’ll see you there
marlene: love you sirius
sirius: love you too marlene
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is this thing on?
regulus: oh
regulus: mygod
regulus: ohmygod
fabian: what
regulus: OHMYHOF
fabian: WHAT
sirius: what regulus
regulus: DO YOU SEE THE DRAMA TURD
sirius: i–
sirius: the what
regulus: THE DRAMA TURD DO YOU SEE HIM
regulus: LKASGJSD
regulus: LOOK AY HIM OG MY GOF
marlene: what’s a drama turd
lily: I think they mean dramaturg
regulus: WHO CAREF WHAT I MEAN
regulus: WAHT I MEAN
regulus: IS SEX
regulus: SEX SEXS EX
sirius: with the dramaturg?
marlene: you mean barty?
regulus: BARTY????
marlene: yeah barty
regulus: IS BARTY THE DRAMA TURD
sirius: dramaturg
regulus: WATJAWH
regulus: WAHTEVER
marlene: yeah he’s like my brother
marlene: like actually
regulus: AND YOU
regulus: NEVER
regulus: INTRODUCED ME?????@@#!!!
marlene: hum
marlene: no
marlene: it’s just barty
regulus: UST ARTY??
regulus: LOOK AT HIM
regulus: introduve me
sirius: it’s rehearsal, we’ll all say our names
regulus: NOT GOOF ENOUGH
regulus: MARLEEN MCKINNON INTRODUVE ME OR I WILL STEAL YOUR DOG
marlene: you leave miso out of this!!!!!!!
fabian: WHAT’S HAPPEING TO MISO
lily: Regulus do you think kidnapping a dog is the best way for you to get your way
sirius: NOT MISO
james: why are you all on your phones at rehearsal
sirius: REGULUS IS KIDNAPPING MISO
james: REGULUS WHAT THE FUCK
james: WHAT DID MISO EVER DO TO YOU
sirius: #cancelregulus
james: #regulusisoverparty
marlene: #cancelregulus
regulus: LKASJLKFDJASJAD
regulus: marlene
regulus: will you
fabian: #regulusisoverparty
regulus: KLSJDFLKAJ FABIAN
fabian: sorry
fabian: please continue
regulus: asldkfjasdlk
regulus: MARLENE
regulus: will you
regulus: pretty please
james: with icing on top
regulus: …
regulus: with icing on top
regulus: introduce me to your brother barty
marlene: sure
regulus: LSDKASDKLFJS
regulus: REALLY
marlene: yeah sure
regulus: LKASJFKLADJSPADSFIASFLKADSFJASD
lily: Regulus
regulus: YEAH?????
lily: It’s your line
lily: Say your line
regulus: OH
regulus: lksdjfalk
regulus: why’d i forget
regulus: that we’re at rehearsal
sirius: barty won’t like you if you don’t say your lines<3
regulus: AHHHH
regulus: i will be
regulus: THE
regulus: most committed actor of all tiem
sirius: el oh el
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dorcas added mary, marlene, remus, sirius, james, lily, regulus, fabian, frank, alice, and severus to a group chat
dorcas named the chat much ado
dorcas: at the request of regulus, here’s a groupchat with everyone from the cast
regulus: asdlkfja
regulus: hello
severus: Please State Your First And Last Name For My Contacts.
regulus: i-..
regulus: regulus arcturus black
severus: I Believe I Know Your Mother And Father
regulus: uh
regulus: sirius
regulus: sirius hi
sirius: hi
severus: You Must Be Sirius Black
sirius: oh
sirius: uh yeah
severus: How Are Your Mother and Father, Walburga and Orion?
sirius: we don’t really talk to them
severus: I See.
severus: Interesting.
sirius: yeah…
james: uh
james: hello
james: im james potter
james: i use he/they pronouns :)
lily: Pronouns sharing is a good idea actually! I know we all said it earlier but I’d love to put it in your contacts so I don’t forget
lily: I use she/her!
severus: Hello Lily.
severus: It’s So Nice To Be Seeing You Again
regulus: I USE HE/THEY
regulus: pronouns
regulus: he/they pronouns
sirius: any is fine for me
remus: they/them
severus: Who Are You
remus: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
severus: Excuse Me?
marlene: marlene she/her
severus: Last Name?
marlene: no<3
mary: sirius by any do you include xe/xem/xyr?
sirius: oh!
sirius: no sorry just he/she/they
sirius: i should’ve been more specific
mary: no worries!
sirius: thanks for asking!
fabian: he/him :)
frank: he/they
alice: she/her
dorcas: i use she/they
mary: i use she/they as well!
severus: I Am A Boy
remus: he/him for you?
severus: I Use Boy Pronouns
remus: here i’ll make it easy for you
remus: you get to pick
remus: he / she / or they
remus: what do you want
severus: He.
remus: k.
regulus: lkjlkajs
regulus: ANYWAYS
regulus: i asked for this group chat becauuuuuuse
regulus: i wanted to throw a little cast party!!!!
sirius: cast parties go at the end of the production
regulus: i-...
regulus: but
regulus: this is a bonding cast party
regulus: to bond the cast
james: im in!
james: i love bonding
james: question
regulus: yes????
james: can i bring bop it
regulus: YES OH MY FOD
fabian: bop it twist it pull it bwooooong
james: YOU SPEAK BOP IT?????
fabian: bop it
james: twist it
fabian: pull it
james: twist it
fabian: bop it
regulus: BOP IT
sirius: bwooooooong
severus: This Is Asinine
sirius: wow i can’t believe you hate fun
severus: I Do Not Hate Fun
fabian: kinda seems like you hate fun
james: how could you hate fun:(
severus: This Is Ridiculous
regulus: ANYWAYS
regulus: party. my and fabian’s flat. this friday
sirius: theme????????
marlene: theme theme theme
regulus: OOO A THEME
regulus: who has suggestions idk
frank: a theme could be fun lol
regulus: do you have any ideas????
frank: lol no idk any themes
marlene: glee????
mary: oh my godddd hahahahaha
dorcas: marlene are you a gleek
marlene: and what about it
sirius: glee is a masterpiece
marlene: thank you loml
sirius: ofc <3
regulus: THEME
regulus: NOT GLEE
marlene: :((
marlene: i could’ve worn my cheerios outfit
sirius: you would’ve been so sexy :(
marlene: so sexy :’(
fabian: costumes??
regulus: COSTUMES
sirius: omg omg omg costumes
regulus: costumes!!!!!!!!
regulus: everyone is invited
regulus: even the tech tech people in tech
sirius: designers
regulus: yes
regulus: designers
mary: i’ll let everyone know!
fabian: make sure they all come!
mary: hahah i’ll try!
regulus: EVERYONE HAS TO BE THERE
marlene: everyone?
regulus: …
marlene: everyone??
regulus: …
regulus: yes
regulus: everyone
marlene: hum
marlene: alright
mary: we’ll all be there!!!!
regulus: NO COSTUME NO ENTRY
james: I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT
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marlene & remus
marlene: you’re going
remus: oh fuck me.