Chapter 1
fabian changed the name of the chat to “is this thing on?”
fabian: is anyone home
regulus: FABIAN!!!!!!!
fabian: regulus!
regulus: ARE YOU HERE?? WHERE ARE YOU????
marlene: fabian!!!!!
fabian: marlene!!!
marlene: are you on campus??
fabian: i just got in<3
james: what a coincidence so did i!
sirius: JAMES
james: SIRIUS
sirius: JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
james: SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sirius: ARE YOU AT THE FLAT RIGHT NOW
james: MUM AND DAD AND I ARE COMING UP IN THE LIFT RIGHT NOW
sirius: OH MY GOD JAMES!!!!!!!!
james: PRONGSFOOT REUNITED
sirius: PRONGSFOOT REUNITED AT THE PRONGSFOOT FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
james: AHHHHHHHHHHH
sirius: DSKLJASLKDJFLKALKSDFDSKSAL
regulus: SHUT THE FUCK UP
james: PRONGSFOOT FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
regulus: FABIAN ARE YOU HOME
sirius: PRONGSFOOT HOMECOMING
regulus: FABIAN WHERE ARE YOU
james: PRONGSFOOT: HOMECOMING (2017) FT SPIDERMAN
regulus: FABIAN I’M COMING TO GET YOU
fabian: im in the building!!!!
fabian: i think
regulus: OH MY GOD
fabian: is our building made of bricks
regulus: FABIAN WHERE ARE YOU IM COMING TO GET YOU
marlene: has anyone seen remus
regulus: lol no fuck that kid
remus: thanks regulus
regulus: LAKJFSJASDLJF;ALSKJLKAJLSJALKSDAJLDASJFLDSJ
regulus: why did i forget they were in here
remus: thx
regulus: weren’t you kicked out of this
remus: clearly not
regulus: lol
remus left the chat
sirius: REGULUSAKSLDGJKLAJDFLKJASKLDJA
marlene: regulus that was mean
regulus: lol oops :)
fabian: are we 4F or F4
marlene: F4??
regulus: yes!! we are F4 :))
james: F is 4 friends who do stuff together <3
sirius: U IS FOR U & ME
james: N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANY TIME AT ALL
regulus: DOWN JERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEEEEEEEE
marlene: no but where is remus
regulus: STOP TALKING ABOUT REMUS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT REMUS
marlene: jesus christ
—
marlene & remus
marlene: are you almost home
remus: where the fuck is this building
marlene: on the corner across from the pizza place
remus: marlene
marlene: yeah?
remus: that is the least helpful way to describe that
marlene: hello? rude.
marlene: the pizza place we always went to 2nd year
marlene: with the cheesy bread
remus: oh actually i know exactly which one you’re talking about
remus: sorry
marlene: im very helpful
remus: yes you are im sorry
marlene: see you soon <3
marlene: miso is so excited to see you
remus: miso!
remus: i can’t wait to kiss my godson
marlene: i told him you’re coming and now he’s running in circles
remus: miso!!
remus: ok i found the building i’ll be up in a minute
marlene: larb you<3
remus: larb you more<3
marlene: liar
remus: i don’t wanna do this argument right now i’m about to get in the lift
marlene: then don’t say lies <3
remus: fine
marlene: i win <3 larb you most <3
—
is this thing on?
james: friends and colleagues!!!!!!
sirius: gather ye round!!!!!!
fabian: im gathered!
james: tonight!! prongsfoot flat!!!! back to school party!!!!!
regulus: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alice: omg wait hi!! party??
sirius:
james: the theme is “come as you are”
fabian: you want us to dress up like nirvana?
james: no!!
james: i mean ofc you’re welcome to
james: but costumes are not required
james: should they be???
james: that could be cute
sirius: just come over!! we missed you!!
alice: i’ll be there!!
regulus: PARTYYYYYYYYY
fabian: can’t wait!!!!
—
sirius & james
sirius: jamesie wamsie
james: PADSIE POO
james: hi<3
sirius: hi!!!!!!!
james: i MISSED YOU!!!
sirius: I MISSED YOU MORE!!!!!!!!
james: I MISSED YOU MOST TIMES
sirius: I MISSED YOU MOSTEST TIMES INFINITY
james: NOT FAIR
james: I MISSED YOU MOST TIMES INFINITY AND ONE
sirius: my infinity is bigger than your infinity
james: JOHN GREEN ERA SO TRUE MHMMM
sirius: JAMES!
james: SIRIUS!
sirius: how would you feel about a newbie coming to the party
james: (eyeball)
james: …
james: who is the newbie
sirius: a girl named lily!
sirius: she transferred in while you were abroad
sirius: i think you’re gonna like her
james: i like everyone you like!!
sirius: yay!
sirius: i’ll text her!!
james: yay!!!
—
marlene & sirius
marlene: hi loml
sirius: hi marley!
marlene: how are you<3
sirius: im good!
sirius: settling into the flat with james
marlene: oh good!
marlene: i uhm. have a quick question
sirius: what’s up?
marlene: so i know the party is at your flat. but it’s the first night back. and i don’t want them to be alone. so i was wondering how you’d feel about me bringing remus to the party…
sirius: oh
sirius: uh
sirius: sure? i guess?
marlene: you don’t have to say yes
sirius: i mean
sirius: would you come. if they didn’t
marlene: maybe
marlene: i don’t know, i’d have to ask them
sirius: do they know you asked me about this?
marlene: no
sirius: ok maybe talk to remus
sirius: i don’t think they’d want to come anyways
marlene: right
marlene: sorry i asked
sirius: it’s fine
sirius: just like.
sirius: tell me. if they’re coming
marlene: yeah ofc
sirius: ok
sirius: thank you
marlene: sure
marlene: ily
sirius: ily2
—
marlene & remus
marlene: hi
remus: hello
marlene: are you home
remus: just stepped out to tesco for a mo
remus: what’s up
marlene: do you want to go to a party tonight?
remus: oh. uh. sure? if you want to?
marlene: yeah i was thinking about it
remus: sure i’ll go
remus: where is it
marlene: …
remus: what
marlene: don’t get mad
remus: marlene
marlene: it’s at prongsfoot
remus: lol
remus: no i’m not going
marlene: remus!!
remus: is this a joke?
marlene: no
remus: i’m not fucking going to prongsfoot
marlene: sirius said it was ok!!
remus: you asked sirius???
marlene: …
marlene: maybe
remus: marlene what the fuck
marlene: i thought it could be fun!!
marlene: it might be good for you
remus: i’m not fucking going
marlene: ok
marlene: sorry
remus: ok
marlene: are you mad?
remus: yes.
marlene: oh
marlene: ok
marlene: im sorry
remus: ok
—
marlene & sirius
marlene: remus isn’t coming
sirius: ok
marlene: ok
sirius: are you coming?
marlene: idk
marlene: maybe
sirius: i get it either way
sirius: but i’d really love to see you
marlene: ily<3
sirius: love you marley poo<3
marlene: love u siriusalina <33
—
remus & marlene
remus: turn that down
marlene: no
remus: turn it down!
remus: fuck it. turn it off!
marlene: no<3
remus: marlene
marlene: remus
remus: are you listening to the album??
marlene: sirius made a playlist of folklore and evermore together called folkmore <33
remus: for fucks sake
marlene: im turning it up
remus: don’t turn it up
marlene: miso loves it
remus: no he doesn’t
marlene: remus!!!
marlene: miso LOVES taylor swift!!!!
remus: no god son of mine loves taylor swift
marlene: REMUS
remus: marlene
marlene: (sent tweet)
@blondiemarley: looking for a new godfather to my sweet sweet precious baby <3
remus: i
remus: jfc
marlene: welcome home <3
remus: whatever
remus: do you wanna order pad thai and watch bridget jones’s diary tonight
marlene: oh
marlene: i think i’m gonna go to prongsfoot
remus: oh
marlene: yeah
marlene: i’m sorry
marlene: i can stay
remus: oh
remus: no it’s fine
marlene: no i’ll stay
remus: no
remus: no you should go
remus: it’ll be fun
marlene: no i’ll stay
remus: no.
remus: i’ll invite benjy over or something idk
marlene: oh
marlene: i thought that fizzled out
remus: idk
remus: he’s been texting me
remus: i’ll throw him a bone
marlene: yeah you will ;)
remus: marlene
marlene: sorry
remus: lol
remus: yeah maybe it’ll be nice or something
marlene: i thought you didn’t like him
remus: i mean
remus: he’s nice
remus: he’s a nice guy
marlene: but
remus: but nothing
remus: i’m not dating him
marlene: cause you don’t want to
remus: yes
marlene: right
marlene: ok
remus: what
marlene: nothing
remus: marlene
marlene: remus
remus: what.
marlene: you could try
remus: try what
marlene: dating
remus: no
marlene: why not
remus: you’re going to his party tonight<3
marlene: you’re not going to try dating because i’m going to sirius’s party??
marlene: oh
marlene: no wait i hear you now
marlene: idk i think you’re being dramatic
remus: probably
remus: whatever i’m gonna take a shower
marlene: oh
marlene: sure ok
remus: benjy is gonna come over tonight
marlene: gotcha
—
is this thing on?
sirius: come over!!!!!
james: come over!!!!
james: sirius!!
sirius: james!
james: i said i was gonna text!!!
sirius: i didn’t hear you!!!!!
james: you’re so silly<3
sirius: silly!!!!!
fabian: cominggggggg
regulus: WE ARE ON OUE WAU SORRY FABISN IS SOOOOO SLOW
fabian: HEY
regulus: YOUARE!!!!!!!!!!!
fabian: it’s true i am
fabian: but you don’t have to TELL PEOPLE
regulus: SORRRYYYY
marlene: be there soon<3
alice: me too!!
james: YAY!!!!!!
sirius: WE CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL!!!
james: KISS KISS SMOOCH SMOOCH
—
three’s a crowd
mary: remus!!!!!
remus: mary
dorcas: remus!
remus: dorcas
mary: are you back???
remus: i am back
mary: omg yay!
mary: are you on campus??
remus: marlene and i got a flat a little bit away
remus: what’s up
mary: would you like to get drunk with us
mary: say yes
dorcas: say yes!
remus: i have a dick appointment tonight
dorcas: boooooo
dorcas: **homophobia**
dorcas: come drink with us anyways
remus: honestly? i could blow him off
mary: as opposed to just blowing him??
remus: lol
remus: yeah
dorcas: ditch him!!
dorcas: hangout with us instead!!
mary: who is it
remus: lol
mary: what!
mary: im curious!
remus: you won’t like the answer
mary: oh my god is it sirius
remus: hello? what?
remus: why would it be sirius
dorcas: oh ew tell me it’s not benjy
remus: ok you don’t have to say ew
remus: he’s a bit pretentious but he’s not “ew”
mary: he rambles
mary: and since i’m not sleeping with him i don’t find it sexy AT ALL
dorcas: no he’s super fucking annoying
remus: ok well
remus: thanks
remus: he hasn’t texted me back in a couple hours so
remus: drinking now? now drinking?
mary: now drinking!!!!!!
dorcas: dranks<3
remus: omw
mary: ILYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
—
james & sirius
james: SIRIUS
sirius: JAMES??
james: SIRIUSSSSSSSSS
sirius: JAMESSSSSSSS???
james: SIRIUS!!!
james: SHE’S BEAUTIFUL
james: THE GIRL
james: HAVE YOU SEEN HER
sirius: LILY????
james: YES LIILY!!
james: HAVE YOU SEEN LILY ???!!??,,?
sirius: YES I HAVE SEEN LILY
james: AHES DO BEAUTIUFL
sirius: YES SHE IS
james: LKASJDFLKJA
sirius: DKJFKDJDKJS
james: CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO HER
sirius: SURE
james: THANK YOU BESTIE
sirius: YOU’RE WELCOME BESTIE
james: I LOVE YOOOOOIOIIOYYU
sirius: i LOVE YOOOOOOIIOIIOOOUUUUUUUIU
james: MEET BY THE DIRNKS
sirius: OK
sirius: SEE U SOON
james: OKA!!!!!!
—
marlene & remus
marlene: hii loml
marlene: i hopr ut dick appoimny is ogin well
marlene: I SRR U TUPING
remus: hi marlene
marlene: I MISS U
remus: good party?
marlene: woild nr great if u wete hewe :((
remus: aw thanks for saying that
marlene: van we snuhhle when i grt homw?,,
remus: are you coming home?
marlene: i rhink so??
remus: is alice at the party
marlene: ueah but she’a mad at me :()
remus: she’s mad at you? why?
marlene: i wad mean:(
remus: that’s no good
marlene: sniggle and pizxa???
remus: idk when i’m home btu sure
marlene: ???,,,??!
marlene: i thoighy benkyy came over tonighy??
remus: change of plans
remus: i went out
marlene: anf yoire still out??
remus: yes
marlene: wehre are yio>??
remus: mary and dorcas’s
marlene: NSRY ANF FORCADS????
remus: yes!
marlene: thryre boyh do pretty
remus: they are
marlene: i kovrd mrrtinh then when vibistef you
remus: they loved meeting you!
marlene: i vant belife we fifnt kjow then bfore you wemt abroas
remus: i know!
remus: and now we get to hangout here
remus: and you can hangout with us!
marlene: I CNAT
remus: what?
marlene: THRIUE TOI PTERTTY
remus: i mean
remus: ok yes
remus: they are
marlene: TOI TREYY
remus: i think you’re pretty marlene
marlene: i am
marlene: buy o habe a bery gay reavtion to srring them
remus: oh i’ve noticed
marlene: theywe sp niiooiiu ce
remus: no i can’t do that one
remus: give it another go?
marlene: theure sp nove!
remus: oh!
remus: they are!
remus: just so nice
marlene: maty id so nive
remus: mary is very nice
marlene: nive<r5
marlene: will u comr pick me up??
remus: are you okay??
marlene: i midd i
remus: but you’re ok?
marlene: i mogfdd oiut
marlene: inb wdant yo srre uoiy
marlene: ouds yht girsy gat navjk anfdf i noidd ui
remus: i
remus: i’ll come pick you up
marlene: RWALKY,,?!’mmkn
remus: yes really
remus: i’ll be there soon
marlene: I LARF U
remus: i larb you too
remus: see you soon
—
marlene & mary
marlene: aer yoi vomingggg??,,
mary: hi marlene<3
marlene: hiiiooiiiiiiiiioiii
mary: am i coming where??
marlene: ptongsgoot!!!
mary: huh?
mary: idk what that is
marlene: IT’D KAMES AND SURISU
mary: james and sirius???
marlene: yed!!!!
mary: what about them??
marlene: PSARTY!!
mary: party!!!!
mary: aw party<3
mary: no i’m not coming
marlene: awhyyyyyyyyyuuyuyyy
mary: this is the first im hearing about it!!
mary: but lmk next time!<33
marlene: i willllkklkll<344344
mary: <3 <3
—
black brothers 4lyfe 4lyfe
regulus: ALSDFKJADSKLJGAKLSDJAKL
sirius: ???!??!!!,,,
regulus: TWMIS VY YHW GORR
sirius: WHAT
regulus: akljdalksjfklajsda
regulus: REMKWS BNU THEQ FDOPR
sirius: WAHT????!!!!!!
regulus: JOLW OS
sirius: REGULIS WHAT AYR YOU SAYING
regulus: rowigjawaa
sirius: WHAT ARE YOU TRTING YO COMMINICATE
—
fabian & sirius
fabian: hi sirius
sirius: hi fabian!
fabian: regulus is incapcated
sirius: lmao clearly
fabian: but um
fabian: you might wanna look by the door
sirius: oh
sirius: lol
fabian: sorry mate
fabian: idk why they’d show up
sirius: yeah
fabian: i’ll text james
sirius: yeah ok
fabian: ok
—
fabian & james
fabian: jamsie!
james: FSBIAM!!!!
fabian: i have an urgent matter
james: ETEVALL
fabian: remus is by the door
james: NO
fabian: yeah :/
james: RHY
fabian: idk
fabian: sirius knows
fabian: can you like. handle it?
james: yes.
—
james & remus
james: remuccio.
remus: i’m just here to pick up marlene
remus: she texted me, asking me to pick her up, gave me the address, and then hasn’t replied to me
remus: i only came in to make sure she didn’t pass out
james: ol
james: **^^* ok
remus: i’ll be out of here as soon as possible
james: goof
james: **^* good
remus: sorry
james laugh reacted to remus’s message
james removed a laugh reaction from remus’s message
james liked remus’s message
—
three’s a crowd
remus: lol
remus: can you both come over
dorcas: are you ok??
remus: not really lol
dorcas: what happened
remus: went to pick marlene up
remus: she wasn’t replying
remus: (she’s fine she just set her phone down and forgot she asked me to pick her up)
remus: got spotted by james
remus: got a stern text
mary: oh no!!!
remus: very oh no
dorcas: text us when you put her to bed and we’ll be over
mary: we’ll bring wine
remus: thank you
remus: i love you
mary: we love you so much
dorcas: we do have love for you
remus: she’s eating some pasta rn
remus: i gave her a liquid iv and a one hitter
remus: she’ll be asleep soon
mary: see you soon snugglebutt
dorcas: <33
remus: ok<3
—
is this thing on?
james added lily
sirius: lily!!!’nnmnn
lily: Sirius!!!!!$&!!
sirius: hi lilu<3
fabian: liku!!!!!
regulus: kliy!!$$!&
james: lil!
marlene: lokpop!&$&$$!!&$!
lily: Hello!!
sirius: meet rvyione
lily: We’ve already met!
sirius: <44
lily: <3
—
is this thing on?
regulus: i am personally
regulus: murdering my brother
regulus: for getting me so drunk last night
regulus: <3
sirius: i????
sirius: i didn’t do anything??
regulus: YES YOU DID
sirius: NO I DIDN’T
regulus: YOU MADE THAT FUCKIN
regulus: JINGLE JOOCE OR WAHTEVER
regulus: GOT ME TOO FUCKEF UP
sirius: JUNGLE JUICE?????
sirius: JAMES MADE THAT
sirius: IT’S JAMES’S JUNGLE JUICE
james: james’s jungle juice!!!!
sirius: james!!!
james: sirius!!!!!
sirius: hi<3
james: hi!!<3
regulus: WHATEVER THAN FUCK U JAEMS
james: :(
regulus: you know what nevermind
regulus: i’m sorry james
james: i forgive you<3
regulus: thank you<3
sirius: i-
regulus: FUCK YOU SIRIUS
regulus: YOU DIND’T TAKE CARE OF ME
sirius: YES I DID
regulus: FUCK YOU
sirius: FUCK YOU?????/
lily: I made muffins! if anyone wants to come grab one
james: (eyeball)
sirius: (secondary eyeball)
lily: (sees your eyeballs)
james: (EXCITED EYEBALL)
lily: (gives eyeball a muffin??)
fabian: lily
fabian: eyeballs can’t eat muffins
fabian: they don’t have tongues
lily: Explain eye candy
fabian: i..
fabian: touche
fabian: i like you
lily: Aw<3
lily: Thank you!
regulus: MUFFIN??
regulus: may i..
regulus: have a muffin?
regulus: laksdfjakla
lily: Of course!!!
lily: I'm at 4124 Roweena Ln. #3L!!
lily: Buzz up! i’ll let you in <3
regulus: LKJAJALK
regulus: im omw<3333
fabian: im going with regulus!!!!!
lily: Ok!!! <3333
sirius: lilyflower you absolute angel you
lily: <3
—
james & sirius
sirius: (eyeball)
james: (confused eyeball)
sirius: (eyeball with a big wiggling eyebrow above it)
james: (WIDE EYEBALL)
sirius: (WIDER EYEBALL!!)
james: (suspicious eyeball)
sirius: (QUESTIONING EYEBALL)
james: (CONFUSED EYEBALL AGAIN)
sirius: so jamsie wamsie
james: …yes padsie poo…
sirius: fancy a muffin
james: (eyeball)
james: yes
sirius: ok<3
james: ok!!!!<33
—
lily & sirius
lily: Hi sirius!
sirius: hi lily!!
lily: I didn’t want to ask in front of everyone but i wanted to check in
lily: I heard Remus stopped by the party last night to pick Marlene up
lily: Are you okay?
sirius: oh
sirius: uh yeah
sirius: yeah i’m fine
lily: I’m sorry that happened
sirius: no it’s fine
sirius: marlene asked me earlier if they could come
sirius: i said yeah it was fine so
sirius: it’s fine
lily: Marlene asked if they could come?
sirius: yeah
sirius: like
sirius: like before the party
lily: Oh
lily: Ok, sure
sirius: so like
sirius: i knew it could happen
lily: Did she say they were coming?
sirius: no she said they weren’t
lily: Oh
lily: So it was very surprising when they showed up?
sirius: yeah
lily: Oh
lily: That can’t have felt very good
sirius: i mean
sirius: it’s fine
lily: Okay
lily: If you say so, love <3
sirius: i mean
sirius: it happened and it’s over so it’s done
sirius: you know?
lily: Are you mad that it happened?
sirius: i’m not sure it’s worth feeling anything about it now
sirius: it won’t change it
lily: You’re allowed to react
lily: Especially if your ex boyfriend shows up to a party the first day they’re back on campus
sirius: yeah
sirius: yeah i guess
lily: I won’t push you
sirius: ok
sirius: thanks
lily: Can I ask a totally unrelated question?
sirius: sure!
lily: So
lily: That was James?
sirius: HAHHAHAHHA
sirius: yes
sirius: that was jamsie wamsie
lily: Mhmm
lily: Okay
sirius: have anything else to say about that?
lily: Nope!!
sirius: okay lily <3
lily: Okay<3
sirius: love you lily
lily: Love you too Sirius <33
—
marlene & remus
marlene: hi
remus: morning mckinnon
marlene: i feel so bad
remus: do you want pancakes?
marlene: yes
remus: ok
remus: do you want me to bring them to bed?
marlene: yes
remus: ok
remus: do you want coffee
marlene: yes
remus: ok
remus: i’ll be up soon
marlene: i dont’ deserve you
remus: maybe not
marlene: but
remus: but what
marlene: you’re supposed to say you don’t deserve me either
remus: oh i certainly don’t deserve you
marlene: …
marlene: that didn’t feel positive
remus: it was factual<3
marlene: …
remus: i love you so very much marlene mckinnon
remus: im gonna make you pancakes and coffee and come get in bed with you and we can watch a movie
marlene: can we watch tangled
remus: sure
marlene: <3
marlene: i love u
remus: i love u so much<3
—
marlene & mary
marlene: hi
marlene: i’m so sorry abt last night
mary: hi marlene!
mary: lol!! no it’s ok<3
marlene: we did tequila shots
marlene: i died
marlene: i’m still dead
mary: remus said they went to go get you!!
marlene: oh
marlene: yeah
mary: we came over for a little bit after you went to bed
mary: cause of the whole james thing
mary: but please don’t apologize!!!
marlene: the james thing?
mary: when remus went to get you, james saw them and texted them
marlene: oh
marlene: oh no
mary: yeah…
marlene: that sucks
marlene: that sucks so much
marlene: i feel so bad
mary: why do you feel bad?
marlene: cause i asked them to pick me up
mary: oh!
mary: no you can’t feel bad
marlene: i can
mary: hahah i mean you can
mary: but remus would walk over hot coals for you
mary: they don’t blame you for that
marlene: ok
marlene: thank you
mary: of course
marlene: sorry again about the drunk texts
mary: hey!
mary: no sorries
marlene: ok
marlene: thank you<3
mary: ofc<3
mary: i’ll see you soon?
marlene: yes!
marlene: i’d like that
mary: ok<3
marlene: ok<3
—
remus & dorcas
remus: don’t bullshit me
dorcas: ok
dorcas: what’s up
remus: do i apologize?
dorcas: for what?
remus: showing up to his party
dorcas: no james, you don’t have to apologize
remus: what
remus: why did you call me james
dorcas: you don’t need to apologize to betty
remus: i am not following
remus: but i am now anxious thinking about james
dorcas: help
dorcas: sorry no sorry
dorcas: mary started my taylor swift exposure therapy
dorcas: i just learned about the folklore love triangle
dorcas: and in the song ‘betty’, “james” talks about showing up to her party
remus: right
remus: ok
remus: that was not clear
dorcas: fuck
dorcas: ok sorry
remus: no it’s fine
remus: sorry i’m just on edge
dorcas: i don’t think you need to apologize for showing up to his party
remus: ok
remus: you sure?
dorcas: yeah i think so
remus: ok
dorcas: u ok?
remus: yeah
remus: idk
dorcas: do you wanna go for a walk in the park?
remus: i kind of want to bury my entire body in the sand and never look at anyone again
dorcas: that’s a stupid plan
remus: i know
dorcas: okay
remus: i’m watching a movie with marlene
remus: raincheck on that walk?
dorcas: happily
remus: maybe this afternoon?
dorcas: im free all day just come knock on our door
remus: thank you
dorcas: it’s ok to not be ok
remus: you sound like a fucking throw pillow
dorcas: a) you’re being an arsehole
dorcas: b) cliches are cliches for a reason
dorcas: (you arsehole)
remus: sorry
remus: you’re right
remus: thank you
dorcas: yeah course
remus: ok
dorcas: xx
remus: xx
—
james & sirius
james: hi bestie westie
sirius: hi bestie westie!!!!
james: do you want to perhaps perchance get high with me in the right now timeframe?
sirius: i’d love nothing more than to perhaps perchance get high with you in the right now timeframe
james: yay!!
sirius: omw<3
james: KISS KISS SMOOCH SMOOCH
sirius: SMOOCHING YOU
—
mary & remus
mary: remus!!!!!!!!!!
remus: hi mary
mary: do you remember how i was talking about applying to direct much ado about nothing for the the blackbox this term???????
remus: yes!
mary: I GOT APPROVED
mary: I’M DIRECTING MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
remus: oh my god!!!!!!!!
remus: im so excited for you!!!!!!!!!
remus: this is so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!
mary: IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!
remus: this is gonna be amazing
remus: i can’t wait to watch this
mary: well
mary: …i was actually thinking
mary: what if you auditioned for it…
remus: lol
mary: remus!!!!
remus: why?
mary: because!!
mary: you love shakespeare
remus: yes
mary: and you’re so funny
remus: debatable
mary: remus!!!
mary: please
mary: for me
remus: …
remus: i’ll consider it
mary: consider it!!!!!!
mary: and then say yes!!!!!!!
remus: i just
remus: what if i look dumb
mary: you always look dumb<3
remus: ouch!
remus: fair enough
mary: remus please
mary: i have an idea and i really think it’ll work with you in it
remus: ok
remus: i’ll audition
mary: REALLY??
remus: sure why not
mary: AHHHHHHHH
mary: ok!!!!!!
mary: auditions are on wednesday. starting at 18:30. student center. room C
remus: sign me up for 18:45
mary: OK!!!!!!!!!
mary: i love you<3
remus: love you too mary
mary: <3333333333333
—
remus & marlene
remus: ok
marlene: what
remus: i have a way for you to get brownie points with mary
marlene: TELL ME
remus: help lol
marlene: sorry
marlene: aggressive
marlene: please tell me
marlene: she’s so pretty
remus: she’s directing much ado about nothing
remus: you should audition
marlene: help
marlene: what’s much ado about nothing
remus: not this
remus: are you serious
marlene: no
marlene: (wink)
marlene: sorry yes
remus: …
remus: im going to ignore that joke for both of our sakes
marlene: thank you
remus: sure
remus: much ado about nothing is a shakespeare play
marlene: oh!!!!
marlene: ok
remus: auditions are wednesday
remus: you’d have to text text her to sign up for a time
remus: you should come out
marlene: im gay
remus: marlene
marlene: sorry
marlene: yes! i will
remus: lol
remus: ok
marlene: how do i audition
remus: pick a monologue
marlene: …
marlene: ok
remus: …
remus: i’ll pick a monologue for you
marlene: thank you<3
remus: i’ll tell her to have some there
marlene: your brain >>
remus: don’t fuck it up and you could spend a term by mary’s side
marlene: (rupaul voice) and DONT fuck it up
remus: i hate you
marlene: <3