AN: Special fangs [Thanks] (get it, because I'm gothic?) to my girlfriend (Ew not in that way) Raven, bloodytearz666[Didn't change due to it being a username.] for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin, you're the love of my depressing life, you rock too! My Chemical Romance ROCKS!
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Hi, my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back. I also have icy blue eyes, like limpid tears. A lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: If you don’t know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.[Why would you want to be related to someone you're attracted to-] I’m a vampire, but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell)[no way....] and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts, and it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I flipped them off.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me, and I had to go away.
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AN: Is it good?[No] Please tell me fangs! [I think they're calling the readers fangs?...]
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangs[Thanks] to bloodytearz666 for helping me with the chapter! By the way preps,[Is that even an insult?] stop flaming my story, ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom, it was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took off my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.[NOOOOO-]
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven this is you!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“Oh my fucking god, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah, So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked, as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love Good Charlotte. They're my favorite band, besides My Chemical Romance.
“Well do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: Stop flaming the story preps, ok? otherwise fangs [thanks] to the gothic people for the good reviews! Fangs[Thanks] again Raven![from here on out, it's just going to be thanks] Oh yeah, by the way, I don’t own this or the lyrics for Good Charlotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather mini dress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some Good Charlotte. I painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot of cool boys wear it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own the lyrics to that song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than you!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me protectively.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I say disgusted, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into the Forbidden Forest.
Chapter 4.
AN: I said stop flaming. ebony’s name is Ebony not Mary sue ok! Draco is so in love with her that he is acting different! they know eachother before ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and malice and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then, suddenly just as I Draco [what] kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took off my top and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra. Then he put his [ahem] into my [let's not] and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then..
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was Dumbledore!
Chapter 5.
AN: Stop flaming! if you flame it means you're a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore is because he had a headache ok and on top of that he was mad at them for having sex! P.S. I'm not updating until I get five good reviews!
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Dumbledore made Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pale face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall. [SHE WOULD NEVER EXCUSE ME]
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out, Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Chapter 6.
AN: shut up preps ok! P.S. I won't update until you give me good reviews!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forehead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.[what skull emoji]
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.[...rAwR]
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Chapter 7. Bring me to life
AN: well ok u guys I'm only writing this because I got five good reviews. and by the way I won't write the next chapter until I get ten good vons[vons?- idk what that is]! STOP FLAMING OR I'LL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn’t a Mary Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHE'S A SATANIST! and she has problems she's depressed for god's sake![bro...don't you mean satan's sake?]
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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist rings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: see does that sound like a Mary Sue to you?)[yes.]. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then....
We started frenching passively[wh-] and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s [ahem] in mine[you have one?!] and we HAD SEX. (see is that stupid?)[yes]
“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing was the word Vampire!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”[well that's stereotypical]
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big [just stop] but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
Chapter 8.
AN: stop flaming ok! if you do then you are a prep!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understandably. She flipped her long waist-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Gryffindor. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.
“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virginity to Draco and then I started to burst into tears.
Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I don't[?] read all the books! this is from the movie ok so it's not my fault if dumbeldore swears! besides I said he had a headache! and the reason Snape doesn't like Harry now is because he's Christian and vampire is a Satanist! MCR Rocks!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco was cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was Voldemort!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.[what was that sentance]
“Ebony.” he yelled. “You must kill Vampire Potter!”
I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“You must!” he yelled. “If you do not, then I shall kill your beloved Draco!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort gave a dude you're so [we don't say the r slur bestie] look. “I have telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then you know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad, I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.
“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (get it) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
Chapter 10.
AN: stop it you gay [OK NO F SLUR, WE DO NOT SAY THAT] if you don't like my story then fuck off! p.s. it turns out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle after all she and vampire are evil that's why they moved houses ok!
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I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hagrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a cross (there’s no way I’m writing that)[dw I wrote it<3] or a stake) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly burst into tears.
“Ebony! Are you ok?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerned voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (see is that out of character?)[YES HE WOULD SAY MUDBLUD BRUH]
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (see that's basically not swearing and this time he was really upset and you will see why) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
Chapter 11.
AN: i said stop flaming us preps! see if this chapter is stupid!!!! it deals with really serious issues! see for yourself if it's stupid. By the way thanks to my friend Raven for helping me!
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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrified! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a stake and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snape was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Lupin was masterbating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.[DON'T DO MY BOY LUPIN LIKE THAT-]
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
“Avda Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Lupin pointing his wand. I took my gun and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumbludore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Lupin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...
Hagrid ran outside on his broom and said "everyone we need to talk."
“What do you know, Hagrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”[wha]
“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbludore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Lupin held up the camera triumphantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
“Why are you doing this?” Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hagrid said and he paused in the air dramatically, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
“Because you’re gothic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice because he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan.
“Because I LOVE HER!” [wH?!]
Chapter 12.
AN: stop flaming ok hagrid is a pedo too a lot of people in american schools are like that[uhhhh no??] I wanted to adress the issue! how do you know snape isn't kristian plus hagrid isn’t really in love with ebony that was Cedric ok!
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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Draco had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
“NO!” I thought it was Hagrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. “How did you know?”
“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”
“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco.. Voldemort has him bondage!”
Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape and Lupin and Hagrid were there too. They were going to Azkaban after they recovered cause they were pedophiles and you can’t have those fucking perverts teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had conviscated the video camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
“Ebony I need to tell you something.” he said in a very serious voice, giving me the roses.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Hagrid had been mean to me before for being gothic.
“No Ebony.” Hagrid says. “Those are not roses.”
“What, are they goths too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being videod by Snape and Lupin.” Who MASTERBATED (see is that spelled wrong)[it was but i fixed it <3] to it he added silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angrily.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered "Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY!" .
“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.
“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(for all you cool gothic mcr fans out there, that is a tribute! specially for Raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.
“OK I believe you now wtf is Draco?”
Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could see nothing.
“You see Ebony,” Dumbledore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “to see what is in the flames(HAHA YOU REVIEWERS FLAMES GET IT) you must find yourslf first, ok?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hagrid yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hagrid stormed off back into his bed. “you are a liar, proffesser dumbledore!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather mini dress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she is you're a prep so fuck off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawaii, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Thanks (get it) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snape and Lupin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the care of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an equally sad way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGonagall who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
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SPECIAL THANKS TO RAVEN MY GOTHIC BLOOD SISTER WTF YOUR SUPPOSED TO WRITE DIS!!!!!!!!!
HEY RAVEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS
Chapter 13.
AN: raven thanks for helpin me again i'm sorry I took your poster of gerard but that guy is such a fucking sexbom! PREPS STOP FLAMING!
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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
“Dumbledore Dumbledore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Voldemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t you think gay guys are like so hot!)[*flashbacks to the f slur being said like 3 chapters ago*]
“It's okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I have an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then suddenly we were in Voldemort's lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a crude voice say. “Avada Kedavra!”
It was Voldemort!
[why are you still here ao3 reader bestie?]
Chapter 14.
AN: fuck off PREPS ok! Raven thanks for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. PS I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!
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WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMLY SCARY. VIEWER DESCRETION ADVISED. [quaking in my boots frfr]
We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwillyouhavesexwithme.” he said. (in this he is sixteen years old so hes not a pedophile ok)
“Huh?” I asked.
”Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.
“Snaketail what are you doing?” called Voldemort. Then he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a six-pack (get it cuz hes so sexy)[OG writer said sex pack...fml] and a really huge [GOOD GOD YES WE KNOW HE HAS A BIG PP] and everything.
“It's so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly[You are tho] or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (AN: don’t worry ebony isn’t a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty)[....uh-huh] “I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.[tragic you poor 'gOfFiCk' bby]
Chapter 15.
AN: stop flaming ok![no] by the way you suck from now on every time someone flames me i'm gonna slit my wrists! thanks to raven for helping!
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“Ebony Ebony!” shouted Draco sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.[BRUH WHATD HE EVEN DOOOO-]
“Whatever! Now you can go and have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
“Ebony I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I don't care what those fucker preps and posers think. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” The he started to sing “The Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now beca we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t you think those guys are so hot. if you don't know who they are get the fuck out of here!) .
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmeade right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.
Chapter 16.
AN: you know what! shut up ok! prove to me your not preps! raven you suck you fucking bitch give me back my fucking sweater you're supposed to write this! Raven wtf you bitch you're supposed to do this! BTW thanks to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese!
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We ran happily to Hogsmeade. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter because I knew know that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up to the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was Voldemort and the Death eaters!
“Wtf Draco i'm not going to a concert with you!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR and you know how much I like them.”
“What cause we…you know…” he fidgited uncomfortably because guys don’t like to talk about you-know-what.
“Yeah cause we you know!” I yelled in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again.” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
“NO.” he muttered loudly.
“are you becoming a prep or what?” I shouted angrily.
“Ebony! I’m not! Please come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘The world is black’ by GC to me.
I was flattered because that’s not even a single, he had memorized the lyrics just for me!
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched for a while and I went up to my room.
B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite girl.” she said happily (she speaks Japanese so do I.[press X to doubt] that means ‘how do you do’ in Japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expelled. she failed all her classes and she skipped math.” (an: RAVEN YOU FUCKIN SUCK! FUCK YOU!)[I- damn bro ok]
“It serves that fucking bitch right.” I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where feeling all depressed. We watched some gothic movies like the nightmare before christmas. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
“Kawaii.” B’loody Mary shook her head energetically lethargically. “Oh yeah I have a confession after she got expelled I murdered her and then lupin did it with her because he’s a necrophiliac.”
“Kawaii.” I commented happily . We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.
“OH HEY BTw, i'm going to a concert with draco tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like the hottest outfit EVER.”
B’Loody Mary Nodded Energetically. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic Loyalty card.
“No.” My head snapped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spun. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”
“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“who told you about them” I asked sure it would be Draco or Diablo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that name to me!). Or me.
“Dumbledore.” She said. “Let me just call our brooms.”
“OMFG DUMBLEDORE?” I asked quietly.
“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”
We were going in a few punk gothic stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for the real goths.”
“The real goths?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.
“Yeah you wouldn’t believe how many posers there are in this town man! Yesterday Lupin and snape tried to buy a gothic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I didn't even know they had a camera.”
“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my Satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
“Yeah it looks totally hot.” said B’Loody Mary.
“You know what I am gonna give it to you free cause you look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebony dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah I don’t think so because I am going there with my bf draco you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONY YOU NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
Chapter 17.
AN: I said stop flaming the story! if you're a prep then don't read it! you can tell weather you're a prep or not by my quiz its on my homepage. if you're not then you rock. if you are then FUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFF! ps willow isn’t really a prep. Raven please do this i'll promise to give you back your poster!
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Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if we wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. (he's bisexual).[what does that ave to dow with anything?] Hagird kept shouting at us to come back ro Hogwarts. “WTF Hagrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fucking bastard.” Well anyway Willow came. Hagird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
“Yeah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset with blood red lace on it and a black blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs and everything. She was thin enough to be anorexic.[wtf]
“So are you going to the concert with Draco?” she asked.
“Yeah.” I said happily.
“I’m going with Diablo.” she answered happily. Well anyway Draco and Diablo came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought we were hot too. Diablo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons of makeup just like Marilyn Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. B’loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula. Dracula used to be called Neville but it turned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires.[this is the second character warped wit the same explanation] They died in a car crash. Neville converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slytherin now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it. We call him Dracula now. Well anyway we all went to Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (get it because we're gothic) that his dad Lucius gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of those stupid fucking preps. We soon got there…….I gasped.
Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He looked even sexier then he did in pictured. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had an amazing ethnic voice. We moshed to Helena and some other songs. Suddenly Gerard pulled of his mask. So did the other members. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes... Everyone ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Voldemort and the Death eaters!
“You moronic idiots!” he shouted angrily. “Ebony, I told you to kill Vampire. you have failed. And now……….I shall kill you and Draco!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Suddenly a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black bread. He was wearing a black robe that said ‘Avril Lavigne’ on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was……DUMBLEDORE!
Chapter 18.
AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! if you do then you're a fuckin prep! thanks to raven for the help and stuff. you rock! and you're not a prep. thanks for my sweater! PS the other reason Dumbledore swore is because he trying to be gothic so there!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-red lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(the night before Draco and I went back to the school (get it skull because I'm gothic and I like death). Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom. We went back to our rooms and we had [...] to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Great Hall. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black paint. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashley Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Neville was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hair black.
“….DUMBLEDORE?” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!”
“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As you can see I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindor started to cheer. While we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!
“BTW you can call me Albert.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transfiguration. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (get it, way like Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s having a midlife crisis!” Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
Chapter 19. I'm not ok I promise
AN: please stop flaming the story if you do you're a fucking prep and you're jealous ok! [Jealous of what? your grammar? your spelling? babes, we have some news we need to break to you] from now on I'm going to delete your mean reviews! BTW Ebony a pureblood so there! thanks to Raven for the help!
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All day we sat angrily thinking about Dumbeldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward to- the MCR concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut class. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (aren't sensitive bi guys so hot).[what kind of freaky shit are you into tara. skull emoji.]
“No one fucking understands me!” he shouted angrily as his black hair went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams.[NO DONT YOU DARE RUIN GREEN DAY'S AMAZING MUSIC FOR ME-] He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (get it instead of dye because I'm gothic) I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a black leather mini, black high heeled boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Going Under. (email me if you want to see the picture)
“Excuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and weeped as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my face like Benji in the video for Girls and Boys (Raven that is so our video!). I TOOK OUT A CIGARETTE AND STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Hagrid came. He had apparated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you think you’re doing in the girl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it to be Tom Riddle or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wannabe-gothic purse. “What are you wearing to the concert?”
“You know who MCR are!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for you.”
Chapter 20.
AN: I said I don't care what you think! stop flaming ok preps! thanks to Raven for the help! oh yeah btw i'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so don't expect updates.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather mini, a black corset with purple lace stuff all over it, and black gothic compact boots. MCR were going to do the concert again, since Voldemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to thank you for the Venom. I got all mad and turned it off, but scared I hoped inside that it was Draco so we could do it again.
“What the fucking hell are you doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Lupin! “Are you gonna come rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedo.
“No, actually (get it, hell) can I please borrow some condems.” he growled angrily.
“Yeah, so you can fuck your six-year-old girlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarcastically.
“Fucker.” He said, going away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. then I gasped.Snape and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shouted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. they got up, though. Normally I would have been turned on (I love watching guys do it) but both of them were fucking preps. (btw snape is moved to Gryffindor now)
“WTF is that why you wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (see I spelled that)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lupin shouted angrily.
“Well you should have told me.” I replyed.
“You dimwit!.” Snape began to shout angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. you could see that they were naked and everything.
“Well excuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was that all about?”
“It was to blackmail you.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fucking rat me out or I’ll show this to Dumbledore. So fuck off, you bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wand at them and they tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.
“WTF where’d Draco?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s being a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t come.” Vampire said shaking his head. “You wanna come with me? to the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his gogfather Serious Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘EBONY’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Vampire and I began to make out[cheating i see], moshing to the music. I gasped, looking at the band.
I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin to sing ‘Helena’ and his sexy beautiful voice began to fill the hall. ……….And then, I heard some crying. I turned and saw Draco, crying in a corner.
Chapter 21.
AN: fuck you ok! you fucking suck. its not my fault if its spelled wrong ok because that bitch raven because it fuck you preps! woops sorry raven thanks for the help. btw Transylvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where dracula was filmed!
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Later we all went in the school. Draco was crying in the common room. “Draco are you okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not you fucking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.
“Its ok Ebony.” said Vampire comfortingly. “I'll make him feel better.”
“you mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came too.
“Draco please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. (if you're a homophobe then fuck off!)[*flashbacks to writer calling haters an anti gay slur*]
And then we heard some footsteps! Vampire got out his black invincibility cloak. We both got under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
“WHO'S THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Filtch come. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANYONE THERE!” yelled Mr. Norris.
“No fuck you you preppy little poser son of a fucking bitch!” Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.
“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME WHO SAID THAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. then he heard Filch meow. “Filtch is there anyone under da cloak!” he asked. Filtch nodded. And then Vampire frenched me! He did it just as Mr. Norris was taking off the cloak!
“WHAT THE-” he yelled but it was too late because now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and bursting into tears and slitting his wrists outside of the school.
“Draco!” I cried. “are you okay?”
“I guess though.” Draco wept. We went back to our coffins Frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (see isn't that depressing) on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Fudge and the Mystery of Magic walked into the school!
Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! preps stop flaming ok if you don't like it fuck off I know it's Mrs. norris it's raven’s fault ok! you suck! no just kidding raven you fucking rock preps suck!
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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing black lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where………………. B'loody Mary, Vampire, Diablo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!
I opened my crimson eyes.[i thought they were limpid tear color] Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt with lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just like Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her cleavage with a white apron that said ‘bitch’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diablo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too.[?????] They all got so depressed that they became gothic and converted to Satanism.
“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are you all here?”
“Ebony something is really fucked up.” Draco said.
“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.
“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Draco said in a sexy voice.
“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all secretive.”
“I will I will.” he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hall and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Gryffindor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledore. Cornelius Fudge was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doloris umbridge was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE DARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelius Fudge.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled umbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETIRE OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “But we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”[bruh]
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B’loody Mary looked at each other………I gasped.
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