Should've said but you've got the wrong number

JAMES AND BARTY CHAT

10:55

heyyyyy

good morning <3

ohhhh

hello James its regulus 

oh shit hi

whats baryts numberrrr

*insert number*

thankyou so much

I forgot y'all switched phones or whatevs

did you just say y'all?

.........yes

thank fuck someone else says it finally

I get judged by my stupid friends all the time

oh thank god

mine too they hate it :(

nah fr

its so annoying

like its easier to say why wouldnt I say it??

EXACTLYYYYY

its so much better as well

agreed agreed

anyways ill let you go now bye

byeeee

JAMES AND THE ACTUAL BARTY CHAT

11:15

heyyy

I totally didnt get the number wrong

oh shit im so sorry I thought id given it to you

dont worry abt it sweetheat

how are uuu

good 

trynna change before class starts

why do u need to change?

Snape came near me and Im afraid of having his grease on my clothes

jkjk some first year spilt water on me

HFEWSDHNSD

loving the Snape hate keep it up

and dam sucksss

normal clothes or uniform??

normal clothes since mcgoogles let me off

MCGOOGLES?!?!

.....yes

im stealing that.

I-

okay

wait what do u call her then?

Minnie and on occasion mum

MUM?!?!

WHY TF DO U CALL HER MUM

she's very motherly

no no she is npt

she issss

and I said on occasion

do u have mummy issues?

no

but sirius does obvi

but no x 

okay

but like

its like calling sluggy dad

ewwwww 

wtf thats gross

exactly

I have daddy issues and id never do that

exactly

also howdoes that correlate

both of those teachers do not have parental features or whtv

Minnie does 

ugh

whatever helps u sleep at night

wait do u still have my hoodie

maybe

why??

no x

no why

no x 

yk I can just take the hoodie away right

fine

it smells like u 

and its nice

stfu

aww

thats cute x

:)

tell me when u wanna switch them out yh

yeah :))

thankyou <3

anytime love

REGULUS AND JAMES CHAT:

13:10

heyyy

hi?

why are you texting me?

bored

and i told barty to go to class :(

should i be offended or?

also he listens to you???

nah and yes he does

do u think calling minnie mum is weird?

well thats rude he never listens to us when we tell him to /lh

yes

but i can see why you (and sirius) would do that so

ofcofc im superior innit

yeah we are see through icl

barty found it weird :( 

and compared her to sluggy

i- 

anyways

they are incredibly diff

first difference: mcgonnogal cares 

so yk 

thankyou exactly 

slug just wants free shit and name drops ngl

agreed but how the fuck would u know that?

ive never seen you spend any more time than necessary with him

and havent seen you at the slug parties

ah i am friends with lily 

and she spends a lot of time with him

so i get to hear what he's like 

and gross why tf would i go to his parties

fair enough

i didnt think about that

and bc 

well i don't know but it's not the worst

i would disagree but oh well

cant knock it till u try it

omfg 

soooo

what are u doing?

in the dorm waiting for everyone and shit

im off ill lmaooo

oh shit i hope u get better soon

and everyonesss gone?

yes 

panda has divination, evan and barty are both in dada and dorcas is in potions i believe

how did u lot become friends w dorcas??

considering theyre in the year above

showed me ev and barty around first year

we started talking while them two fucked about as per

and then she found us just annoying enough to be friends with and started hanging out w us ig

makes a suprising amount of sense

and tbf from what ive heard u, dorcas and pandora arent the annoying ones

eh we can be when we want

fairs

how did u become friends w pandora then i think theyre a ravenclaw??

met them in a compartment first year

hugged all of us and said how nice it was to meet us

and then we just became good friends bu about a week later; they were very persistent

but they spend a lot of time in our dorms as ravenclaws are haughty and judgemental 

oh dammm

thats rlly nice actually we had that with remus but the other way around lol

ravenclaws rllu don't act nice to pandora

yh they rlly dont

and what happened w remus?

ofcofc 

we met him on the train but he mainly ignored us in favour of finding shit out abt the magical world or whtvs

and then he was completely done w us when he saw the dorm bc we were annoying apparently

i agree w young remus

fuck you

anyways then it took a few months and a lot of being stubborn and persistent for him to relent and be out friendss

no thanks barty can tho

and that makes sense he still carries the done w  u lot look

jesus fucking christ ur as bad as the rest of them w the jokes abt me and barty 

and yes he does :( but he is our mastermind so i cant be too sad 

hes ur mastermind??

yes

remus lupin "fuck off and stop annoying me you cunt" is ur mastermind?

yes??

whats so unbelievable abt that??

he seems more like the one to stay vehemently against ur antics

ooooh big words

ans no he comes up with at least 50% of them and studies for 99% of them too

do u not know what vehemently means potter?

and damn 

yk what that makes more sense i've never seen sirius willingly study for anything in her life

ofc i know what it means its just a big word

and yeah no he doesnt at all unless they're like really invested in a prank or he genuinely doesnt know what the fuck shes supposed to be getting taught in class

but they usuallly realise half way thru and stops sooo

no its really not?

and yeah that makes sense

she just hates academics i swear

yes it is???

and agreed if they were a muggle hed be a painter

tbf i wouldnt be suprised if she still ended up being a painter

no its not??

and yeah i can see that

that would make a lot of sense

you should talk to him about it

it really is??

yeah i will maybe ill get wormy and rem on the case too

okay why tf do you call peter wormy

ah thats for me to know and for you to never find out :)

anyways class timeeee byeee

byeeee

SLYTHERIN SKITTLES GROUP CHAT

15:56

{regulus}: okay ur not going to belive this

{regulus}: but i had an actual conversation with potter while u lot were gone today??

{barty}: he came round the dorm?

{regulus}: nah love he texted me

{barty}: oh shittt

{evan}: hes going for both of you?? damnnnn

{regulus}: no he is not

{barty}: i mean i wouldnt complain

{regulus}: barty????

{barty}: whattt??? i wouldnt its the truth

{dorcas}: jesus fucking christ

{dorcas}: call me when either (or both) of u fuck him and leave his name out of this poor group chat

{barty}: DORCAS?!?!

{regulus}: DORCAS WTF

{dorcas}: i spoke the truth and nothing more

{evan}: i have to agree with her i mean

{evan}: if u searched up james in the chat thered be too many messages to read

{dorcas}: exactly

{dorcas}: reggie clearly has a crush

{regulus}: NO I DONT?? I JUST SAID I TALKED TO HIM??

{dorcas}: oh shut up we all know youve been oggling since first year

{regulus}: how about u fuck yourself and stop making this a bigger thing than it is

{barty}: pls calm dow

{barty}: this isnt a big thing if u like him and want to date him ur welcome to as well as me obvi

{barty}: but if he doesnt or doesnt wanr to say dorcas its fine

{dorcas}: since when are u the reasonable one wtf???

{regulus}: ^^^

{barty}: yhyhyh fuck off

{pandora}: the classes uve actually started going to mustve helped

{barty}: oiiii

{pandora}: it is the truth and nothing but the truth

{pandora}: anywaysss on to my thing

{regulus}: you have a thing??

{pandora}: yes keep up

{pandora}: okay sooo

{pandora}: lily and mary have been flirting w me since like idk

{pandora}: but its like boosted??

{pandora}: and is so much more intense or whatever i swear if i have to keep doing nothing im going to lose the plot

{evan}: you already have but JESUS CHRIST

{evan}: why did we have absolutely no clue abt this??

{pandora}: i swear i told you

{barty}: uhhuh totes

{barty}: but dayummmm

{barty}: go get em tiger

{barty}: help i regret the last sentence immensely pls forget i said anythin

{dorcas}: u are a mess.

{dorcas}: but anyways thats fucking brilliant? fLIRT BACK BESTIE

{pandora}: that is scary

{regulus}: its good they clearly like u

{regulus}: and as a gay man, theyre really hot

{regulus}: flirt with themmmmm

{pandora}: i mean they are REALLY hot

{dorcas}: agreed

{barty}: yeahyeah i gyess they are or whatevs

{barty}: please panda you have to make a moveeee

{pandora}: fine fine

{pandora}: ill update you all

{evan}: you better.

MARAUDERS AND CO GROUP CHAR

17:07

{mary}: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

{sirius}: what? arent u guys in the library

{mary}: yes!!

{mary}: me and lily are here and pandora sat down opposite us and i was like woww

{mary}: so we started flirting as per

{mary}: AND THEN THEY FLIRTED BAC

{mary}: THEY FUCKING FLIRTED BACK

{lily}: SOOO FUCKING HAPPY I SWEAR ITS TAKEN AGES TO GET THEM TO FLIRT BACK AND THEY HAVE

{james}: OMG BESTIES

{james}: THATS FUCKING BRILLIANT IM SO HAPPY FOR YALL

{mary}: pls dont ruin this with 'yall'

{james}: u stfu

{sirius}: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

{sirius}: THEY FLIRTED BACKKK 

{sirius}: IVE BEEN WAITINGF FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UPPPP

{marlene}: WHOOOOOOO

{marlene}: YESSSSSS OMG

{mary}: OMGGGG 

{mary}: PLS THIS IS THE BESTTT

{remus}: OMG?? FINALLYY YESZSSSS

{lily}: YESYESYESYESYES

{peter}: YESSSSSSSS

{peter}: BEST THING EVER 

{lily}: AGREED AGREED OMGGG 

{mary}: YES SIRIUS STAGE TWO COMMENCE

{sirius}: OH GOD IM SO HAPPY ABT STAGE TWO STARTED

{remus}: wtf is stage two

{james}: pls i dont think we want to know

{marlene}; finally u got some common sense