Chapter 11
SIRIUS AND REGULUS CHAT
16:04
hi
hello
u alr?
yeah
miss you
miss you too
i dont want to keep pushing but please dont go back this christmas
i cant just not go back sirius
please
you dont have to go to james' you could go to andys
they both have the strongest protection spells already
it's complicated
ill go there if i have to
but im not getting myself and others killed just because i randomly wanted to leave
no ones gonna die reg
we're all safe
and you have every right to be safe too
i mean cmon
its not good to be locking urself up in ur mind when u get home
its not good what they do to you reg please
i know its not good sirius im not thick
look ill come if i need to
thats all im going to promise
i turn 17 over the holidays and then i can properly leave
but they're going to make you take over at 17
you know that
you cant just wait
please regulus
ill leave when i turn 17
bartys getting a flat soon ill be safe
stop worrying about me im fine
you're not fine
you can't be fine at least let me help you
sirius i cant
ill leave when i turn 17, bartys got half of my stuff
he just needs christmas money hes already in a deal with the landlord
im going on my birthday
im not compromising
okay
okay at least ur safe, text me when you get out and over the holidays if you can
ill see
je t'aime
je t'aime aussi
SLYTHERIN SKITTLES GROUP CHAT
16:37
{regulus}: im sad get here rnrn
{barty}: omw
{dorcas}: this abt christmas?
{regulus}: ofc it is
{regulus}: sirius doesnt want me to go at all which is fair but yk
{barty}: its gonna be fine ive already set shit up
{evan}: and you somehow stole a shit ton of money from ur parents
{dorcas}: ngl thats fucking awesome reg
{dorcas}: (the fact you stole their money)
{regulus}: ikik im amazing LMAO
{regulus}: but yeah thanks u lot
{barty}: anytime love
{regulus}: tu es le meilleur
{barty}: danke
{dorcas}: yeah yeah we all have google translate fuck off
{barty}: oiii be nice to me
{dorcas}: why?
{barty}: bc i am the best
read by 4 people
JAMES AND BARTY CHAT:
17:15
hi mein liebling
german??
yup
damnnn
you need to speak it more often around me
why???
figure it out urself darling
ugh i hate you
anyways
u still speaking to reg
eh a little
i didnt expect him to be like him YK??
yeah
he has manyyy layers though
its like bashing down brick walls one after the othjer or smth idkk
yeah he gives off that impression
kinda like a pissed off cat yk
YES OMFG
BARTY AND REGULUS CHAT
17:19
HE SAID UR LIKE A PISSED OFF CAT
no-
no did he really
*screenshot*
oh my fucking god
is it rlly that obvious?
yes.
cLEARLY
yeahyeah fuck u eat shit whatever
okay rude
its from big mouth barty keep up
rage rage fucking rage
love maury here <3
hes the best
him and connie <3
yes.
best characters
they carry the whole fucking show
agreed?
theyre just mwah yk
so just amazing
vader yohan I THINK HES CALLED
idk i just remembered it
he eats the childrens bones
fine young cannibal (i doubt that line is from big mouth*
also BEST FRIENDS MAKE THE BESTTT LOVERSSS
....
banging w ur buddy the best
just add some love and affection to ur carnal connection and baby ull forget
baby ull forget all the resttttt
love that fucking song its just so cachy
it has to be illegal to make songs that catchy i swear
anyways season 5>>>
judd>>>>
yeah yeah i can sign on that that
^thats also a connie quote abt judd soooo
im so fucking cool i swear
ehhh
i mean ur not judd
oh fuck u
eat shit
BARTY AND JAMES CHAT
17:26
where tf did u go
ah yes got in a big mouth discussion w reg obvi
ofc that show is literal dynamite
watched human resources yet?
OFC??
what do u take me for i stg
a hot mess of a person
ouch
emphasis on hot
better :)
anyways ur right he is like a pissed off cat
mhm
i know its just his entire vibe ig
agreed agreed
anywayssss
how are u?
good rn
right now?
yeah
was a little sad earlier but im fine now
james
you know its okay right
u can talk abt everything
just dysphoric today
idk i shouldnt be i have supportive ppl and got like surgery and hormones and shit before a lot of ppl can
that doesnt mean u cant feel dysphoric
those things dont take away from ur experience and how ur feeling
ikik but it sucks
idk its just like my friends have the body i want they got to be in the body i want and they got to be comfortable in them
and i know that isnt fair
bc both of them are really insecure and i dont thnk remus is comfortable in his body
but you know it sucks that i didnt get to be born in the right body and grow up as a boy
thats ok jay
its ok to be a bit envious of them its normal and it happens
reg gets gender envy from me and im his boyfriend its okay
their experiences dont mean you cant feel that way
he does?
i know its just difficult for me to see it that way sometimes
yeah he told me about it
and he got stuff early too, it doesnt take away from anything
i can tell, its not a bad quality to have though even though i dont like the fact that its caused you to invalidate urself
it means ur human and u care a shit ton
oh
that actually helps a lot knowing that theres someone else who feels like that regardless of like yk
thankyou
so much
anytime
im sure hed be okay talking about it if you asked but idk
that doesnt mean im not here and it doesnt mean i dont want to be here for you either though
thankyou bar
it means a lot
anytime love
u okay?
yeah a lot better
just been in the dorms watching shit
about to put on big mouth
wait wait
what episode and season
season 1 episode 2
EVERYBODY BLEEEEDS
Incoming call Barty <3
Answer | Decline
"Hii. Im putting it on now, give me a minute."
"You're sweet. And okay tell me when you're about to press play."
"Okay. Three, two, one, go."
"I swear Big Mouths songs are so catchy. Everybody Bleeds, I'm Gay and Best Friends Make The Best Lovers are the best."
"Oh my god, I forgot about the gay song. It might not be accurate but god damm it is so good."
"It really is. Please I love Maury so much."
"I was just talking about this earlier, I swear he literally carries the show."
"He does. Him and Connie are the best."
"Yes! The best. Also Coach Steve is iconic but like so bad."
"Oh for real, including when he got like pink eye I think?"
"Oh god, when his eyes got crusted together that was gross. Also considering Andrew majorly sucks I still like him somehow."
"Yes. Like he is just like gross but still good? Oh my god and please tell Regulus this one if he watches it but him and his cousin was probably how Orion and Walburga got together."
"James! That's the funniest fucking shit ever but Regulus would kill me for saying that."
"Okay but if you tell Regulus, I'll tell Sirius."
"They're going to kill us. They are literally going to kill us."
"Yup. That's the fun of it. Run as fast as you can."
"Lucky I've got experience from running from teachers."
"Jesus christ, what do you do at this school."
"Eh skip, smoke weed and hang out with my friends?"
"I mean fair enough, pretty much the same but I do the legendary Marauders pranks as well."
"I wouldn't say legendary is the word but yeah fair enough."
"Okay well that's just rude and also lies. Our pranks are absolutely iconic."
"Well as a Slytherin, I'd like to argue against that and say that they are stupid."
"They are like my lifes work, Barty! They're brilliant, you're just salty."
"Yes. Yes, I am. I had pink hair for weeks once, James."
"Yeah and? That was one of the best ones, all Moonys idea of course. Sirius came up with the spell, somehow, and me and Pete figured out the rest of it."
"Of course, what else did I expect? Wait so is that why Peter showed up with green hair for half a day?"
"Obviously. He was subjected to being the lab rat so to speak."
"I'm not even gonna question it."
"Smart, you kinda have to learn to do that when you learn of our antics."
"Okay so you eat porridge, raisins and wheetabix and say antics, I think I've proved that you're 80 now."
"I am not 80, Barty!"
WEIRDOS GROUP CHAT
20:02
{dorcas}: tf is this?
{marlene}: heyyy
{marlene}: i think lily made it
{lily}: that i did
{lily}: and i just thought it was time to have a full group chat with everyone
{peter}: oh lils this is going to result in chaos you know that right
{lily}: fuck off it will be fine
{remus}: lils i love you but petes right
{mary}: ^^
{evan}: hello??
{evan}: pls what is this
{james}: lilys group chat
{evan}: what else was i expecting
{regulus}: oh please god no barty and sirius in the same chat?
{remus}: i didnt even think about that
{remus}: we are screwed
{regulus}: REMUS HELLO
{remus}: HELLOOOO
{barty}: oi i am not that bad
{regulus}: id beg to differ
{james}: ^^^
{sirius}: ....hello
{barty}: ......hello
{lily}: yk what maybe this was a bad idea
{pandora}: heya :)
{lily}: i take my previous statement back
{mary}: yup hi panda :)
{pandora}: hiii :)
{sirius}: okay yeah no <3
{peter}: if i didnt know any better id say that sirius would have left the chat by now
{peter}: but she loves drama soooooo
{regulus}: unfourtunately so does barty
{james}: im agreeing with bartys previous statement of we are screwed
{dorcas}: we're all agreeing with that statement james
{mary}: oh no i forgot about u two hating eachother too
{james}: i dont hate them, i just dont particularly like her
{james}: they havent proved that theyll be good for marlene yet so
{marlene}: ayo???
{dorcas}: yh and u definitely havent proved to be good enough for barty
{barty}: pls stop
{marlene}: yh both of u get over urselves
{peter}:all of u get over urselves
{peter}: we are all perfectly capable of getting along
{mary}: i somewhat doubt that
{peter}: no its not fair
{peter}: james cant hang out w marlene as much bc dorcas is there and visa versa meaning the rest of us have to decide who we want to spend time with
{peter}: the same im sure goes to regulus barty james and sirius
{peter}: and remus too bc i think him and regulus willl get along well meaning barty and sirius will then have to be careful abt how much time they can spend with the two of them
{peter}: and the rest of us are actually pretty friendly and i personally would like to get to know everyone and so does everyone else i assume
{peter}: figure ur shit out
{mary}: love ya pete
{remus}: yup wormy for prime minister
{sirius}: i-
{sirius}: peter i am strangely attracted to u rn wtf
{james}: u are takennn...but i am also attracted to pete
{james}: but alright we'll all talk yeah?
{pandora}: peter ur already my favourite
{lily}: excuse me?
{mary}: rude
{pandora}: sorry loves but uve made ur way to second place
{marlene}: just thought youd like to know but the two of them are good freaking out rn
{pandora}: :)
{regulus}: yk what lily this wasnt a bad idea
{lily}: i know x
{regulus}: u, remus and i are abt to become besties just so you know
{remus}: good