Chapter 3
15:03 the next day
ugh sooo glad schools done for the day
SO FUCKING TIRED
HOW ARE YOU TIRED
u stopped classes halfway thru yesterday
and "went to bed" at 9
yeah? that does not mean i slept
okay-
im not gonna ask
i feel it's dangerous asking
you would be correct
ugh
anywayssss
how was the rest of class??
boring asf
history SUCKS
the guy just reads from a fucking textbook??
like what does he want from me
HES BORING ME
im not gonna listen and learn if he's boring me
you make a fair point
History does suck
why do no teachers ever put in even a little effort
lile every other teacher tries and then they just READ FROM A TEXTBOOK that's a million years old or filled with long words
i want to marry you.
i couldn't have put that better
amazing
its only been a few days sweetheart give it a while and then i'll marry you
but only if u propose with taylor swift
anf thankyouthankyou
ik im just great
fuck OFF
omg
but yes i will propose with taylor swift how else would i propose
now i really want to marry you
rhats the best thing i have ever read
awww thanks x
anytime
anyways
ur classes after lunch was just history
nahhh english
lowkey sucked
but oh well
english does not suck but alr
i will let this pass
english does not suck but today it did
it was like a fuking library lesson
and the librarian HATES ME
with a PASSION
shes a bitch idc
and my reading level is actually really fucking high and she never lets me take out what i actually need to tead
and then gets angry cos i don't read the stupid fucking books i get given? like im in my second to last year and you cant give me the 7th year books??
if we find out we're in the same school (highly unlikely but still) then i'll give you my books
or i'll just buy them for you i am rich
anywayd she does sound like a bitch tbf
I bet she complains about you not reading high enough books to do
hit the nail on the head with that one
and you'd do that?
u rlly dont have to
ofc i woild?
im RICH i can do what i want
ill send em somewhere over holidays or smth
TJANKYOU SO SO MYCH
ill send you the list soon thankyou so much <3
OMG I GOT A HEART
anytime <3
ofc <3
anwyays ppl always think i hate reading
cos im loud and i smoke a lot and i get distracted easily
but i do like a good book i cant lie
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Good for you honeslty
Moons and red always have their head in books
i wasn't a big fan but moony does recommend some that find rlly good
anf fuck people they shouldn't make assumptions
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Thankyou and i agree
but yeah people who read a lot always have good suggestions
Reg recommends a lot and the only other person who properly reads reads non fiction :(
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They do they do
and WHO READS NON FICTION
DORCAS DOES
WHYYY
she likes to know a lot loves it
it's quite odd tbf but they really like just knowing stuff
shes so fucking powerful i swear
could probably be a good detective if they wanted to
that's a GOOD reason why
and yeah they sound it
woild be good too cos i imagine you'd learn a lot on the way
and it'd never be normal yk
yeah that's what i thought
but they love psychology
and biology so i assume she's going to be a physcologist or smth
they definitely had the brains for it and has a good way of breaking down information so everyone knows the info
thats really fucking cool
she sounds like a fucking superhero
she really is
<333
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im gonna fo watch a movie with everyone, i'll speak later yeah?
yeah of course :)
MARAUDERS GROUP CHAT:
15:30
{sirius}: PRONGS WHERE ARE YOU
{james}: STILL ON MY WAY BACK
{sirius}: HOW??!?!?
{sirius}: DO YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND!?!?!
{james}: NO?
{peter}: LIES??
{james}: FINE
{james}: YES YES I DO HES THE PEROSN IVE BEEN TEXTING HAPPY NOW??
{peter}: yes (pronouns?)
{james}: ugh (he/him)
{sirius}: IVE BEEN REPLACED
{remus}: calm tf down PLEASE
{peter}: NO JAMES HAS COMMITTED A HIGH OFFENCE TOWARDS THE MARAUDERS
{james}: NO I HAVENT
{sirius}: HAVE SO
{peter}: HAVE SO
{remus}: No he has not
{remus}: he can have other friends
{sirius}: NO HE CANT???
{peter}: ^^
{james}: I HAVENT BETRAYED YOU
{james}: HES JSUT ANOTHER FRIEND
{james}: AND ITS ONLY ONLINE
{sirius}: hmmmmm
{sirius}: what do you think wormy
{peter}: we can let him off so long as he gets to the dorm NOW??
{james}: FINE IM OUTSIDE
{remus}: so fucking dramatic i swear
JAMES AND BARTY CHAT:
17:55
heyyy
heyyy still with ur mates (and boyfriends?)
heyyy and yes but the movies boring me
what movie is it??
despicable me
HOW IS DESPICABLE ME BORING
IM SORRY
ivr watched it SO MANT TIMES JAMES
SO MANY TIMES
i mean makes snese
i still cant eat pot noodles bc i got fed it for like two weeks straight
Two weeks?!?!?
jesus christ
mum and dad were away and this babysitter could NOT cook
mum was livid when she found out
god
never again
omfg
what did ur mum do?
threatened to call police for child neglect or smth
fired him and told him not to speak to us again
goddamn ur mum is HARSH
its not good to be on the other side of that i stg
i mean she's lovely she is and she usually just tells me to go to my room but godamn
shes FIERCE
i can tell
how come she didn't end up phoning police?
have no fucking clue
remind me i'll ask her when i next call
okayokay sounds good
thankyou x
anytime love
anywyass how are ur friends
their good
evan and reg are talking and cuddling (they're just mates)
pandas fully engrossed in the movie
and i assume dorcas is texting their girlfriend (with her head in pandas lap tho)
sounds quite affectionate
and dammm
and ur texting me :))
i thought that was very clear
but yes im texting you :))
also okay so ur dating evan and reg sooo are they just best mates?
yeah rlly close
they already spent a lot of time together but now they spend even more
so yeah but i don't think they'd ever be more than mates
fairs fairs
that's pretty cool though
it is it is :)
PANDORA AND BARTY CHAT:
18:42
{panda}: who are u texting???
{barty}: just a guy i started speaking to recently
{barty}: it's not a big deal
{panda}: never thought i'd see the day YOU say "it's not a big deal"
{barty}: oiiii what's that supposed to mean
{panda}: that ur a big gossip
{panda}: you know that shut up
{barty}: IM OFFENDED
{panda}: you should be
{panda}: anywaysss who are you texting??
{barty}: just a new friend pan
{panda}: i dont believe you
{panda}: have u flirted with -pronouns?- yet?
{barty}: (he/him) and maybe
{panda}: oh no
{barty}: what???
{panda}: ur either gonna fall for him or already have
{barty}: ITS ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS PAN
{panda}: yhyh im always right don't argue with me
{panda}: ur just proving my point
{barty}: i hate you
{panda}: so petty just cos im right 🙄
{barty}: ur NOT right
{panda}: i always am
{barty}: UGH
JAMES AND SIRIUS CHAT:
18:47
What are u doing?
still ditching us for your new friend
let it go padfoot
UR HARDLY PARTICIPATING IN GROUP PRANK SESSIONS
bc im BUSY
with ur new friend
traitor
uGH