Chapter 4
14:54 a week later
heyyyyyy
heyyyyy
wyddddd
with reg and Evan
our mates ditched us for one of their girlfriends
how dare they :'(
but im glad u get to have like just u lot time
me too even tho we are also in a dorm and we spend agES together
im glad :) thats rlly good
thankyouthankyou
if u dont mind me asking what's ur sexuality or whtv U RLLY DONT HAVE TO ANSWRR IM JUST CURIOUS ITS FINE IF YOU DONT WANT TO
it's okay don't worry about it
Im pan and poly and trans but im not completely out so none of my friends know but moons and lily
well my friends know im trans but no one else does i managed to get surgery and stuff rlly quick considering im in the uk
wbu if u dont mind its fine if not
coolcool i'll make sure to remember so i don't tel anyone
and that's fucking brilliant that u got stuff quickly especially in the uk :)
im bi but i have a rlly strong preference for men
and im also polyamorous if u couldn't tell
my daddy issues prly helped out with that but idk that's just what reg says
i mean he might be right and thankyou :) i rlly appreciate it
no problem :)
and yeahhh he might be but he cant say anything dhsjsje
omfggggg ofc
anywaysanyways have y come round to porridge yet?
no.
i'll never like porridge
SO BORING
says the one that likes WHEETABIX
soo?? it's great and nutritous
if reg was the one to text you he'd be rolling his eyes at every single thing you've said
that's soooo nice of u (and him) /s
it rlly is we're so sweet /s
i bet ur friend group is LOVELY
ehhhh
pandora (they/them mainly) is soooo much nicer than us and is like constantly smiling?? at strangers too they love smiling at strangers and getting a smile back makes their day every time
they sound sweet :)
Bet they're the type to make flower crowns as well
they are :)
dorcas (they/she) is not....as nice. The only person their nice to is her girlfriend who they're and absolute simp for. But they're quite like reg ig?? very sarcastic and just not a people person considering that their girlfriend is quite loud and social
thats how relationships workkk tho uve got to have a nice one and a mean one its balance /lh
i mean ur not wronggg regs meanest, im inbetween and then evans niceee speaking of:
Evan (on of the bfs) much nicer than me, dorcas and reg. loves to judge teachers on their clothes tho it's like his fav thing other than achieving in getting reg to bunk with us and his bad side is not a nice one i'll tell u thay
who doesn't like judging teachers on their bad fashion sense it's like their asking for it??
saw a teacher with plastic cheese like shoes and it was HORRENDOUS
also pads does that sooo much loves getting moons to ditch class
nah fr they always have the worst fashion sense especially the substitutes
and it is fun succeeding to do that
Reg (other bf) is not nice rlly. He's only rlly nice to Panda because they've been friends ages and it's impossible not to be nice to them? But he's very sarcastic and very closed off if he doesn't trust you or like you but he's a softie really just doesn't show it as much
moons would LOVE him
and panda sounds amazing i cant
omg tell me abt ur friends next i'd love to hear abt them :) and moony can take him he's a pain in the ass sometimes
i will i will :) i could talk abt them ALLLL day and so is moons (hes so mean)
yayyy and ofcofc
AND MEEEE i would love to say im nice but im rlly not im very loud and quite mean to ppl i dont like i dont rlly tolerate ppl who are mean to my friends and that and cna seem quite closed off and that. Im only rlly nice to u, evan, reg, panda and dorcas and im rlly not nice to dorcas' girlfriend (vvvvv protective LMAO)
that makes sense djdjdh and i do the same to marlene's gf
and awwww im on the list :)))
ugh i hope that doesn't give u an ego
already have one :))
ANYWAYS
me friends :))
ofc u do and continue
okay this is longgg so i apologise
Sooo first off Lily (she/her) she's the smartest fucking person i have ever met and uncommonly kind. But she knows when she's being bullshited and she just knows everything she won't take shit from anyone. She's funny and very fierce and sweet too, takes care of everyone she wants to/can. She likes to take the piss ones she knows you though and can do anything she sets her mind to.
she reminds me of panda a lot
in the best way
and she sounds fucking cool
she really is and she would :)
Okay next is Mary (she/her). God mary is everything. She's very street smart, knows what people are doing knows what the fucking body language is. She knows when people lie and all of that shit. Very good at getting information out of people idk how she does it but she does. Shes sweet if she wants to be but she has like an off switch to it? idk but i'd hate to be on her bad side (and trust me i have been). Shes fucking powerful i'll tell you that and so strong? Shes so short it really doesn't make sense.
Its always the short ones jay you should know that
And i really hope i never get on her bad side
I never want to be
Good it's TERRIBLE
And then theres Marlene (she/they). They're fucking dramatic I'll tell you that but in a good way like effortless? Very good with style you can tell she knows what they're doing at like all times. Gets really flustered around their partner though. Doesn't much like class but is still so fucking gifted in everything and picks up on langauges so fucking quick (has the best impressions.) She learn french just because my mate spoke it on call a few times and they were curious. So fucking smart i swear but she uses it for mischief which i have to admire.
I like them. She seems really really fucking cool.
Aka I need to be friends with them asap please
stop trying to steAL my friends
pls dont do a cheesy pick up line i swear
....i wasnt going to
sure sure
anyways then theres Sirius (all prns) is like a fucking brother to me (they prefer brother) and god we met at 11 and have been best friends since. She lives at my house with mum and dad and is basically their child djdjdj He's dramatic and lowkey stupid and we come up with the best pranks ever :) Theyre stupidly affectionate with eVERYONE and are obsessed with eyeliner and all the flair and shit
REGULUS AND BARTY CHAT:
15:28
reg? reg? reg? it's rlly important
we're in the same room
yh it's important reg
what?
yk the guy i've been texting?
yeah?
i think he's the james that's bsfs with ur brother
excuse me?
HE MENTIONED OUR SCHOOL SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE HIS
SND THEN SAID HIS MATE IS SIRIUS AND THEY LIVE IN THE SAME DORMS AND HES IN 7TH YR
IM RLLY SORRY I CAN STOP SPEAKING TO HIM
i cannot believe you
but don't stop speaking to him that's...mean or whatever
but fuck just dont fucking say anything
okay okay i can do that im so sorry reg
its okay barty not ur fault
but it's fine it's the push i need to speak to sirius ig
ive been rlly avoiding them since yk i got outed and shit
are u sure u want to speak to them?
yeah yeah im sure
ill speak to her tmr or whatever
i love you im rlly sorry
but im rlly proud of you tho :)
i love you too and don't apologise it's fine
and thanks i'll tell you how it goes
okay i love you
i love you too
BARTY AND JAMES CHAT:
16:01
im so sorry for the late reply but reg texted abt something important
she sounds really cool im glad u met him
snd u do pranks??? kindaaa immature
dw abt it's fine :)
abd yeah im glad too
ITS NOT IMMATURE ITS COOL
WE HAVE GREAT STORIES AND A GREAT PRANKSSS
omg keep telling urself that love
okay im going to stop blushing over that and tell u abt remus :)
is 'love' ur weakness?
yes anyways
Remus is one of my closest and best friends, he's just ugh. Sarcastic and witty and loves reading more than anything (apart from us maybe) and studies so much, also smokes way too much weed but don't tell people that he can get in trouble. Hes also rlly fit and was my first crush and my first kiss LMAO and tbf we still platonically kiss. Everyone finds it weird but it's just an us thing yk? Anyways he's always cold and not super affectionate but is with Sirius and tbf he does have to take a lot of days off cos of a medical condition but he tries his best to be in classes a lot
I like the sound of him and ur right reg and him would love eachother me and padfoot would prly get ditched
And i won't tell anyone i also smoke a lot of weed (my whole friend group does)
also him and sirius sound like couple goals or sum
yeah you would prly get ditched LMAOOO
or like moony would just steal most of his time or smth iDK
and so does mine but idk me and marlene don't smoke as much as the rest but it's still a lot lmaooo good thing most of us are rich (the only time i'll flex it tbf)
snd they are make me jealous
i could fix that ;)
and yeah you should see pandora they are the worst of us
they don't get his personality from nothing
flirting again i see
and that makes sense shsherrhe the same goes with remus
ANYWAYS ANYWAYS
Then there's peter (he/they) and omg the funniest person you'll ever meet, always cracking jokes and almost always at the worst time and it's always getting us into trouble with minnie. They make food thats almost as good as my mums and he has the best style sense?? for like no reason?? he doesn't date but theyre always seen with someone at a party and they have the best gifts and always knows what ur feeling at any given time is WEIRD. But he's funny and he doesn't take things to heart and just they're amazing
and jesus i nEED to meet them also whos minnie??
and peter seems FIT if u dont mind me saying
tbf they are FITTT
amd im glad im glad ;)
WHOS MINNIE?!? MINNIE IS THELOVE OF MY LIFEEEE
(she's actually a professor and she is not the love of my life it's a joke lmaooo she is actually professor mcgonnogal)
oooooooo
and WAIT PROFESSOR MCGONNOGAL
u go hogwarts?
....yes
i also go to hogwarts
WRF WAIT HOUSE? WHATS UR HOUSE???
....slytherin
nOOOOO
OMG
NO
im a gryffindor
i can tell by that reaction
....:)
WAIT UR A WIZARD??
YEAH UR A WIZARD??
YESS
oh god thank fuck library lesson was just free period with madame pince and restricted stuff she tells me off for not reading
i figured sweetheart
oh shit that means u know the people im on abt-
wait
dorcas?!?!?
marlene?!?!
OMG UR THAT BARTY
UR THAT JAMES??
OMG MARLENES CONSTANTLY GOING ON ABT HOW MEAN Y ARE
AND RHEN DORCAS SLAPS HER OVER THR HEAD
YEAH AND DORCAS ALWAYS SAYS HOW ANNOYING Y AND SIRIUS ARE
OH SHIT WAIT UR THAT BARTY
WAIT
THAT MEANS
FUCK
???
I UH GIMME A MIN
REMUS AND JAMES CHAT:
17:04
REMUS HELP
I DID SMTH REALLY STUPID
what NOW?!?
yk the guy im texting?
barty?
...yeah?
he might be dorcas' barty
aka regs barty
aka sirius' brothers barty
OH YOU FUCKING IDIOT
HOW?!?!?
HOW??!
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!!
IDK BUT WE JUST FIGURED IT OUT MAYE IM SCREWED
OUT OF EVERYONE OFC IT HAD TO BE YOUR BEST FRIENDS BROTHERS BOYFRIEND
IM SORRY IM SORRY
UGH FFS WE'LL TLAK ABT THIS LATER I HAVE A STUDY SESH W LILS AND MARY
okok bye rem i love you
...i love you too prongs