Should've said but you've got the wrong number

17:03

Heyyyy

mate can u come downstairs???

Ik u wanna make a big entrance but can you please just come to ur own party?????

REMUS IS WAITING PADFOOT AND HES NOT HAPPY?

Padfoot?

What?

Oh shit sorry should've said but you've got the wrong number

Oh I'm so so sorry

Its okay 

But now im intruiged

whos padfoot and party??? and remus?

Padfoots my best mate, its her birthday 2 days after today so we do a halloween/birthday party every year at the dorm

and remus is his boyfriend who has a surprise that pads needs to be downstairs early for

BUT THEY INSIST ON BEING LATE

oh damnnn sounds hectic

whats the surprise??? 

a motorbike, pads has been wanting one since forever and moony worked double shifts to get it 

oh fuck thats really cool, rlly nice of remus too

and also if its at the dorm why havent u just come to his room?

also moony??

hes locked it from the inside the little bastard

she lovessss to put on a show 

I love them I rlly do but he needs to stop trying to be "fashionably late"

hes done it so much we just start the party without them

also moony is a very cool nickname like padfoot :)

Jesus Christ sfhfjsk

she sounds like a dramatic one

loving the nicknames so far

biggest understatement of the year wdfhdvsd

and thankyouthankyou

anyways who am I speaking to, stranger?

ahhh my names barty but im on one of my boyfriends phone

Nice to meet you barty, im James :)

Hi James :)

why have you got ur boyfriends phone???

my dad took mine before letting me go to school so hes letting me use the phone his mother doesnt have access to

and we're at a boarding school so I have to wait to go to town to get a new one

thats rlly nice of him though

(two phones??? boarding school???)

hes rich lolll

but the school well we dont have to pay, we just get a letter and get to go from like 11 to 18

this sounds suspiciously like my school-

but dayummmm

good for him

hm I agree

why'd ur dad take ur phone if u dont mind me asking?

got in detention one to many times lmaooo

and hes also mad im not going into government work

soooooo

oh shit that sucks

yeah oh well

saving up for my own flat

thats really good im glad :)

mhmmmm

anyways 

what are ur pronouns if u dont mind me asking (and padfoots and moony)

he/him :))) thanks for asking, wbu?? (padfoots uses all pronouns moony uses he/him whats the bf u mentioned prns)

he/him :)) and thanks for saying (both bfs are are he/him)

anyways I should let u go to ur party, hope ur mate shows up

thanks :) speak to u later? If u want im still a bit confused as to why ur answering

yeah ill speak to u later and idk 

ur very intriguing stranger

thankyou thankyou

also should I be expecting drunk texts?

bc id find that very funny

yeahhhh maybe 

who am I kidding u probably will stranger

Marlene (she/they) will make me drink as much as possible

as she should 

anyways anyways bye stranger :)

bye stranger :)

01:12

im vwernt dvrnk 

anddddddd mooooons jt lettt mi have meee phine

Jesus christ

having fun?

mmmmmmmmmm

suu moch 

msrllyyy msdr mee e hve siiiii moch

you dont say

ssorry um prubsbly been annoyin

no ur not being annoying dw

have u had some water?

nuuuuu waters for qvuitters!

can u pass the phone to ur lovely friend moony?

ill come back in one minute after yeah?

vkayyyyyy

hello?

hi can u do smth for me?

what?

put some water in shot glasses or something and make James have some?

he seems very pissed

hangovers gonna KILL tmr

yeah ill do that thanks for saying

never thought of that before

yeah I deal w this all the time

only way to get my mate to drink water

smartsmart

anyways im gonna go do that, ill pass you back

thanks

hvellloooooo

hi :)

oMGGGGGGSH OTS

yup go have fun james

thvanksss

:)££))£

:))))

02:15

{insert picture of James hugging a toilet}

oh god thats both sad and incredibly funny

08:33

good morning James :)

09:45

morning barty :)

Im so so sorry you had to deal with that

Im not usually like that I swear

Its okayyyy im used to it 

was quite entertaining tbh

hows the hangover?

glad it entertained u then

and it kills

moony somehow made me drink water?? 

promptly threw my guts up

anddddd then I woke up at seven to throw my guts up more

and have only now been able to look at the bright light of my phone

1. moony used my brilliant idea id scroll up if I were u

2. that is sAD if I were u id be sending some not nice messages to ur mate marlene

OH GOD I CANT BELIEVE HE SENT U THAT

UGHHHHH

OMG

THATS THE WORST PICTURE EVER

omgg this is even better

im so thankful to moony

tell him I love him

ughhhhhhh

and nah everythings too loudddd

and im avoiding moony asking who you are sjdssj

have u not told ur friends about me

heartbroken </3  (/s)

im sooooo sorry

also I forgot to say but well done with the water shots idea

even if it made me THROW UP EVRRYWHERE

thankyouthankyou

and that was a very good plus

okay rude

MOONY AND JAMES CHAT:

I can hear u giggling

who are u texting

is it that person from last night

oh ffs I hoped id avoid u on this

you know u cant get away that easily mate

anyways who??? details pls

yk that wrong number??

with pads old number or whtvs

oh ffs prongs no

prongs yes?

HE WAS RLLY NICE

HE TEXTED U YESTERDAY??

AND HES ALREADY SEEN U HUGGING A TOILET AND DEALT W DRUNK MESSAGES 

HE HELPED U OUT WITH THR WATER SHOTS THO MOONS!!

AND U WERE THE ONE WHO SENT THE PHOTO

I DIDNT KNOW U BARELT KNEW HIM????

but tbf he did help

yes exactly he did

sooooo lay off

u gonna continue texting him?

ofc I am

ugh theres no point telling u not to

but be CAREFUL

I dont want to be on catfish thankyou v mych

UR NOT GOING TO BE

ill be careful promise moons

finefine

:)

......:)