meanwhile in yokohama
After the incident involving M*ri and friends, Gamzee got left behind in yokohama, what else to do except wander the streets in emptiness and ennui, and hopefully stumble across a limited edition copy of toejam and earl: back in the groove? Well luckily his preyers will b ansered 2day.
"Hi there youngster. Heard ya like drugs. and....Toejam and Earl" M*ri was standing there infront of gamzee, wearing a totally convincing trenchcoat that he DIDNT STEAL FROM DAZAI. HE. PROMISES. K. He was also wearing one of those weird glasses with a fake nose and mustache attached,or "Groucho glasses". Whatever, I digres.. he opens up the trenchcoat to reveal the interior contents,similarly to that scene in movies where an old guy rips open his robe to reveal his junk. it looked like that, but on one side,there was just a buncha weed. which explained why he smelled like weed. That wasn't very interesting, but what was interesting was the other side. hundreds of various copies of toejam and earl games,each of varying quality. And there it was, the limited edition copy of toejam and earl: back in the groove.
"wOaHhHhHhH" gamzee said in awe at the collection. of toejam and earl, because no trip will ever match the epic highs and lows of toejam and earl.
"hOw Do I GeT mY MoThErFuCkIn HaNdS On ThEsE cOpIeS oF tOeJaM aNd EaRl" Gamzee asked in his usual,...voice that he uses when he's asking for things? idk
"You dont want the weed?"
"wEeD iS bOrInG, bUt tOeJaM aNd EaRl Is A mIrAcLe" Gamzee was being very very thoughtful. like soos from gravity falls
"Ok then, if you want all of the toejam and earl, you'll have to get a job to pay for it. Luckily im the boss of a cool company that ISNT A MAFIA. AT. ALL" M*ri bent down to get to gamzee's eye level,as gamzee is microscopic. Gamzee thought for a moment, then decided
"WhEn YoU SaY tHaT iT sOuNdS kInDa LiKe YoU'rE a MaFiA BoSs,BuT SuRe,I'lL tAkE ThE JoB. HoW MuCh MoNeY WiLl YoU PaY mE?" Gamzee was being very very thoughtful. like soos from gravity falls
"uhh...i pay you yen" m*ri stuttered out nervously, he never actually thought through about paychecks. he's a mafia boss,remember?
"WoW TeN GfhZhDZiLliOn YeN? MiRaClE" gamzee paused for a moment
"HoNk"
'great this guy's a total weirdo' m*ri thought to himself as he walked to the big ominous building in the center of yokohama with gamzee tagging along behind being completely clueless