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It was a nice day in Yokohama. the sun was shining, something was exploding, and down the street was a bus packed full of people. and trolls. mostly trolls. 128 of them,to be exact. it was chaos, the bus itself was extremely packed to the point where nobody knew how any of them were able to breathe. naturally some were falling out of the bus,some were on the roof of the bus,and a lot were helplessly clinging onto any crevice they could find.
And despite the fact that there were MULTIPLE somewhat competent adults that could drive, a 13 year old troll was driving it instead. with an old commodore 64,and since all the windows were either down or broken, you could hear vague strings of curses underneath the much broader screaming coming from..literally everywhere else as this guy was driving like an absolute fucking drunk lunatic on ketamine and that sweet,sweet, 5g radiation my mom blathers on and on about to my poor poor family members. probably.
Eventually the bus starts flying up towards a specific floor of that tall ass building smack-dab in the center of yokohama that looms over the innocent citizenry, to aid the sorta dystopian Y/A novel vibe, i think.
Eventually the bus fucking crashes into the building,and almost everyone that didnt already fall off the bus immediately leave except the guy driving the bus. Karkat.
Mori stood up from his desk, this grey scoundrel had just interrupted his session of holding his chin in his hands all ominously while thinking about kids. because what else would he think about? being a decent-ish human being?
"hey want some free candy?" mori asked moriously.
"EW WTF WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE PREMINGER FROM THAT BARBIE MOVIE WITH THE HORNY CATS"
Karkat immediately takes out his trusty commodore 64 and beats mori upside the head with it. he's rather fond of doing that.
he also left his sickle in the bus but that isnt important its not like the port mafia can do anything against him with it because he immediately drives the bus outside of the port mafia building while mori was busy having a concussion and then all the homestick characters get in the bus appropriately.
once they were back in the bus they immediately continue their field trip,but then they drive into a portal without the bus(somehow) and since karkat was driving he got there first. hence what happened last chapter.
i also ditched yeneli smelly nelly because i was tired of typing the word m*dest a buncha times.