Hanzo x Hanabi (hanazo) and Mlbb Oneshots

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Hanzo x Hanabi (hanazo) and Mlbb Oneshots
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Diggie: welcome to McDonald's. What do you want? 

Melissa: happy meal! 

Xavier: you? 

Julian: big mac 

Xavier: i'll have who- 

Yin: what about me? 

Xavier: stfu you almost killed us 

Yin: i apologized!  

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Clint: i have feelings for you 

Claude: you do? 

Clint: yeah, i feel like you should go to jail

Claude: i refuse your feelings

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Xavier: it's so dark, anyone got flashlight? 

Mellisa: yeah! *picks up Yin and cracks his back* 

Yin:*glows* 

Julian: what. The. Fuck

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Cecilion: would you rather fight with a hundred toddlers or- 

Alice: i'll fight with toddlers 

Cecilion: i didn't finished yet! 

Alice: i don't care, they'll get their asses kicked 

Cecilion:... 

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Xavier: we should name our cat Luna 

Allucard: but we don't have a cat 

Xavier: well... *shows a black cat* now we do

Allucard: nice to meet you Luna

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Vale: have you ever been arrested 

Valir: where did you learn this? 

Vale:... I was going to say "because it's illegal to ve that handsome." but now i'm intrigued. What di d you do? 

Valir: arson 

Vale: i'm not surprised

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Aamon: can you stop gusion this into a worse situation than it already is?! 

Gusion: wait, did you just use my name as a verb?! 

Aamon: yes 

Gusion: you son of a bitch

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Allucard: *walking into his house* hello people who don't live there 

Yin: hello 

Julian: hi 

Melissa: hello! 

Alucard: i gave Xavier the key to my place for emergencies only! 

Melissa: we were out of doritos! 

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Valentina: i'm such a creative person 

Nathan: and what have you created?  

Valentina: problems

Nathan:... Kys

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Hanabi: i hate you

Kagura: can we kiss

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