Deathy Hallows pt 1
It was not a happy ever after. Everything was in shambles and the thing behind this was NOT who you'd think it was.
“DIsCORD fROFm THE hiT SHOW MY LITTLE PONY??”
Was what Ron had said.
“Discord~ im howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a sunny afternoon” Harry started to sing the hit song Discord by The Dead Rock. He was also bussin it down fr fr (slay harry slay). Ron joined in (he was the president of the Bronie clue at hogwarts)
Hermonie watched in terror as the two idiots slayed away as eveyrhing was turning topsy turvey and random ahh shit fell from the sky. Like dead birds that died because of the bowling balls that were falling from the sky but they were in pieces due to the chainsaws.
She quickly left because she wasn't about to die like this.
She was sitting in her room, ignoring all the balls and chainsaws and dead birds and whatnot surrounding her. (didnt she not want to die i hear you ask? yes which is why shes wearing an among us suit to warn off any imposters)
Ron and hARRy came tumbling in like tumble weeds like form the cowboy movies and other movies of the sort. They were covered in feathers and chocolate milk but surprisingly nothing else.
“Hermonies hyw are you in an amogsu suit?”
“Because i can be but its main reason is to protect my from all the things going on currently but noe im curious as to why the two of you arent dead yet” hermonie said sophicticcaledtyly.
“...um anyways we should probably stop the guy causing all this chaos” ron siad
“We have mini amoguses in our porkets” harry said cutely. “But yes, lets go stop that bastard!”
So the trio was back at it yet again. Running with their kawaii amoguses.
“Stop right there” a voice boomed over them.
“DISOCRD!!” Harry and Rons faces lit up with admiration and excitement
Hermonies spoke “why are you here and why are you doing this?”
“bEcause i can do what i want but they main reason is because im bored and also im trying to attract the love of my life, michael morbius”
The three of them looked and discord with an empty expression. Discord felt this wasnt good so then he got mad and started summoning mini hatsune mikus but they had gatling guns and church cannons.
“WHaT tHE fUCK” ron was screaming and ronning away when harry caught his collar and turnined him to face the mikus
“We’re not running ron, we do this together!” Draco cames crashing down from somewhere. “Im in too!”
All 4 of them werent going to stop until their little schoool was safe!
Harry and the gang hopped on thier Geelong Brush Tradies Mate Outdoor Brooms and flew above the mikus, dodgin bullets and shit whislt they cast their magical powers.
With a bang and a pop, they hatsune mikus lay dead on the gorund.
“WE DID IT!” the quadrants high fived
“You fools” discord appeared behind them. “You ought to know that that is not all i have up my sleeves that exist definitely” He pushed them so they were faced to their right. And there they saw…the Orphan of Kos.
They almost all fell of their brooms when they remembered they had to fight.
Draco harry and ron all poinyted their wands at the creature “hermonie wot are ya doin’” draco called out
“sOMEhitnG iMPAOrtaANT
SOmmehow, hermonie being hermonie, grabbed discords hand and pointed one his fingers at the thing.
And poof…it disapreaered.
“That…was extremely anti climatic, im a little disappointed to be honest” Harry said.
“ I agree” said hermonie “its a shame some things just dont know how to (write a fight scene properly and cant be bothered to actually try because why would they?) fight.
Discord relaised he had to have dinner so he left “ill be back” he said dangerously
The weird and wacky things stopped.
They all also went to have dinner.
SO…2 weeks pass and everyone ends forgetting about the situation for some reason, i mean it was quite something for everyone to just… forget about. So yknow they slayed as they usually do (just without dunbloefddoor #rip)
Anyways harry and draco were on a little (said in a british accent) stroll whilst ron and hermonie were talking about how funny it would be michael morbius appeared out of nowhere.
Suddenly michael morbius appeared out of nowhere. With discord behind him.
“It morbin time” he growled. And without warning, he started flying toward howards, crashing into it. Discord started summoning all kinds of weird ass shit like this thing called a “vecna”
Everyone sprang into action (by everyone i mean the mian 4 if you couldnt deduced that *rolls eyes affectionatly*)
“Nice of you to drop by finally” Hermine spoke “That dinner took much longer than expected. I wonder what could have possibly happened” she eyed the rubble that was once the school morbuisu was at.
“What happened is none of your busiinsess, anyways, feEL mY wrATH foR yOU loT ANF MY uNDYinG loVE foR mOURBUSI!!” discord yelled(??) as he summoned a bunch of mini andrew atates and zombies from plants versus zombies!!!
“Oh god…this is going to be bad…” Harry said “time to listen to the song i always listen to when i fight mainly because it reminds me of draco” Harry plays cbat.
The fight was proving difficult for the 4 wizards.
Harry was unable to jam out as his apple headphones were brocken. Draco was being bombarided with a bunch of andrews. Ron…uh ron was having tea with discord and hermione was going head to head with morbius.
All of a sudden, the vecnas that were just kind of standing doing nothing, awoke and started doing the shit vecna does.
As the all floated, they all had the same thought “we’re going to die before the release of breaking bad:among us edition” …
It was silent, too silent. Draco opened his eyes to see that he and his friends were on the ground now, safe and sound. He looked over to his right to see…NileRed and Hank Green?? When did they appear? Anyways doesnt matter as they were absolutely going ham on poor morbius and discord.
“Oh my goodness oh my damn oh my goodness they going ham'' Harry sang.
Nile grabbed discord by the throat and was around like a yo-yo. He then let go and sent discord flying aorunf the earth 18 times before grabbing him by the neck again as he passed and forced his gorgius face into the ground. Discord tried to fight back, biting down on niles arm, but nile being nile had enforced his skin with bulletproof armour he made from plastic gloves. He landed punch after punch, discord was now a mere corpse at this point.
Hank and morbius were going at it. Morbuis was throwing pucnhes at insane speeds while yelling its morbin time.
Hank was dodging the punches with finesse, since he knew he had the upper hand as he was a big brainer. He used the smart things he knew and charged at morbius and the speed of light, forcing him to drink the blue blood.
Morbuis lay dead on the ground. Unfortuanatly, the spped of which the hank boy charged at him was enoguh to kill the poor thing :(
NileRed and Hank Green carried the bodies of their respective opponets and fled the snece in a really cool way. Nile was going to turn discord into grape soda whilst Hank was going to explain morbuis and how he works.
The 4 amigos stood up and looked at their surroundings. Rubble, dust, craters, weird purple shit that was probably the remains of discord. heehee oops.
“Well…what do we do now?” ron asked
“Uhm i guess we go home” hermonie said.
And then they went home…
Jk they hid out in haggrids secret bunker. The purple shit from discord is highly suspicious and they werent just about to leave it unsupervised.
It wasnt really doing much, so after 2 weeks, they decided that the purple goop was a-ok. However, as soon as they left the bunker a giant meteor fell from the sky.
“WHAT? UGH OH EM GEE YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME RIGH NowooWNONwnownNWONOnoWO” ROn threw a tantrum as harry, draco, and hermine went to hcekc on the big space rock.
Draco gasped birtishally “gaSp Harry look! It looks like its hatching!!”
“Oh cmon draco thats stupid, theres no wa-” hermonie was cut off when the meteor actually cracked open, she sighed.
Harry was in shoock. They all waited too see what would emoerge.
And what they saw…was not what they were expecting at all…whetehr this was better or worse than their expectations well… who knows.