introducing the marauders
first day of filming, the crew (C) meets the vampires of the London flat
C - So, can you introduce you guys?
James - Sure! Hi, I go by the name, PRONGS ! Isn't that intimadating, hu?
Peter - Yes very, PRONGS...
James - So I'm a vampire
C - Interesting, how did you become one?
James - Well, I was bitten like everyone here... but you.
Snivellus - And me!
Sirius - Shut up, no one cares. Anyway, I'm Sirius I was turned at the sweet age of 16 which is why I'm so well, you know, you can see...
C - Do you like being a vampire?
Sirius - It has its ups and downs. For example, my transformation wasn't welcomed, I was just about to seduce the Bard and boom! If I went near him I would bite him, made our relationship very difficult, that is. But I found a community and eventually worked out the usual family issues.
C - ...
Sirius - You know, sucking my mother's blood out of her body and making her sink into it, just normal stuff.
C - Great, what about you? You're Peter right?
Peter - Well, yes. Thank you for making me look like an idiot now that I can't say my name to introduce myself... What am i supposed to say?
C - Your vampire story?
Peter - I met a guy, thought he was a vampire because he had that weird reflection on his skin under the sun. But turns out vampires don't shine in the sun light, they just burn. No, that guy was just a psychopath and he tried to kill me, he left my bloody body there! PRONGS passed by, he asked me if I wanted to live a little bit more... Turns out a little bit more is quite definite for PRONGS.
C - Weirdly, you're the only that makes sense right now. And you?
Remus - The name is Remus, and your level of being allowed to talk to me on early afternoons is zero.
C - So you're here because...?
Remus - The ad in the paper said they were looking for a night creature as a roommate. And I'm quite new at all of this so I thought, night creature!? Ding dong, That's me.
C - So you're living with vampires now.
Remus - Yeah.
C - And you're a werewolf.
Remus - Yeah.
silence
Remus - I just answered the ad, mate. You have to admit, they should have phrased it better.
C - There was an asterisk.
Remus - Who reads those? And who knows how they're called?
C - I don't know.
Peter, whispering - Psychopaths.