familiar
C - We met the main roomates but you also come here often, right?
Snivellus - Yes, I am James's familiar. Also Sirius's, and Peter's but not by choice for the last two.
C - You chose to be his familiar?
Snivellus - Yes, I thought it would worth it.
C - And what exactly does that position require?
Snivellus - I get them food and snacks, I clean up after their murders, I make sure the house is, whispering, sun clean.
C - So you're also Remus's familiar too?
Snivellus - What? No!
C - But we've seen you tying his shoes, sorting his jumpers out by colours and patting off the dust from the chairs before he sits on them.
Snivellus - Master James is really devoted to his friends, his values are my values.
C - And you said you thought it would be worth it, what exactly is worth it?
Severus - Master James promised me he would turn me into a vampire and it's been 20 years since I've been working for him as I started quite early so I'm thinking it's for soon.
C - Really ? What makes you think that?
Severus - Well, mostly I've reached like maximum capacity beauty for me.
C - Why do you think that?
Snivellus - Hmm. The hair, they give a very aristocratic vampire-ish look. It's my best feature you know? does a bad hair flip