down TREMENDOUSLY
[mary to lily]
[Wednesday 18 September 2:17pm]
mary : lilyyy
mary : are you currently in the hogwarts library or is it another gorgeous redhead?
lily : WAIT WHAT
lily : yes i am omg where are you
lily : OMG I SEE YOU GET OVER HERE!!
mary : on my way babe!!!
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Wednesday 18 September 2:24 pm]
ronald : guess who i found in the uni library
mf starboy : james corden??
ronald : no??!?
ronald : why would it be james corden
mf starboy : you told me to guess
mf starboy : and ive been binging carpool karaoke instead of doing my coursework
merida : anyways
merida : no!! its meee
merida : [marlily.jpeg]
remy : OMG CUTIES
marley and me : OMFG STAY THERE IM LITERALLY ON MY WAY TO THE LIBRARY WHICH FLOOR ARE YOU ON
merida : second floor!!
ronald : omg MARLEY I SEEE YOU GET UR SEXY ARSE OVER HERE
mf starboy : i would come meet you but im drowning in work
team jacob : You literally just said you’re watching James Corden instead of doing work
mf starboy : yeah?? im also in my warm bed and dont want to move?
cotton eye jim : me too im not leaving until its nessecary
team jacob : Necessary*?
cotton eye jim : fuck off remus im so cold i think my brain cells are freezing off
cotton eye jim : actually fuck this im going to get coffee
marley and me : [girlies.jpeg]
marley and me : we’re cuter than u
mf starboy : objection!!!
ronald : overruled x
remy : we should all meet up soon
remy : do you all know where the hogshead is?
ronald : i basically lived there first year ofc i know where it is
remy : hogshead this saturday then???
team jacob : Yeah I have nothing better to do
mf starboy : im downn
merida : me mary and marls are free!
remy : james??
cotton eye jim : sorry i was on the bus
cotton eye jim : yea sounds good!!
marley and me : as long as sirius buys a round
mf starboy: and why would i do that??
marley and me : compensation for the emotional damage meeting you will cause me?
mf starboy : yeah ok thats fair
mf starboy : WAIT CAN WE DO KARAOKE THERES A PLACE LIKW 5 MIN FROM HOGSHEAD
remy : YESYESYES
remy : get ready to hear my award winning performance of poker face
ronald : im mentally preparing myself
mf starboy : CANT READ MY CANT READ MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER FACE!!!
merida : i will be performing all too well (10 minute version)
cotton eye jim : omg can we duet
merida : YES
cotton eye jim : YAY IM SO EXCITED
cotton eye jim : hold on do my eyes deceive me or is that remus
cotton eye jim : IT IS
cotton eye jim : REMUS
cotton eye jim : oh wait hes working oops
mf starboy : working?? where??
cotton eye jim : pudifoots the cafe on campus
cotton eye jim : [remusmakingcoffee.jpeg]
[simp to james]
[Wednesday 18 September 2:52 pm]
simp : send more pics pls
james : you are down TREMENDOUSLY
simp : yeah and what
simp : PICTURES NOW JAMES
james : ok ok calm ur tits
james : [remus.jpeg]
simp : i’ll buy ur drinks on sat ur my favourite
james : i thought remus was ur favourite
simp : shhhhhh let me love you
[simp changed james’ nickname to legend]
legend : im really feeling the love
legend : [remus2.jpeg]
simp : SKSJSJKAJSKAKA
simp : thanks!
[remus to james]
[Wednesday 18 September 2:57pm]
remus : I know you think you’re being slick
remus : I can see you
remus : STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME THIS IS WORKPLACE HARASSMENT
[legend to simp]
[Wednesday 18 September 2:59 pm]
legend : abort mission hes spotted me
simp : sigh
simp : ig pudifoots is my new favourite coffee place <3
legend : OMG THE GIRLS ARE HERE
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Wednesday 18 September 3:02 pm]
ronald : we’re here to see our favourite twilight fan
marley and me : holy shit remus is tall
mf starboy : how tall??
marley and me : idk??
mf starboy : useless
marley and me : im not about to get out a measuring tape what do u want me to do??
mf starboy : ESTIMATE
merida : id say like 6’4
cottoneye jim : im at the table in the corner!!!
ronald : JAMIE!!!!
ronald : HELLOOOOO
ronald : [girlies+jamie.jpeg]
[legend to simp]
[Wednesday 18 September 3:12 pm]
legend : help
simp : ????
legend : lily is so pretty
legend : HELP WHAT DO I DO I GET NERVOUS AROUND PRETTY PEOPLE
simp : oh no we’re both simps
[simp changed legend’s nickname to simp2]
simp2 : what have i become
simp : idk but im mad at you
simp2 : what why
simp : withholding vital information
simp : HES TALL???
simp2 : yeah im like 6’2 and hes definitely taller than me
simp : AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME???
simp2 : I DIDNT REALISE THIS WAS IMPORTANT
simp : OF COURSE IT IS????
simp : …
simp : send more pics??
simp2 : [lilyandremus.jpeg]
simp : hhhhhh
simp : i can die happy now
simp : JK NOT TILL SATURDAY!!!!
simp2 : CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU BABYCAKES
simp : SO EXCITED SWEETHEART!!!
simp2 : MWAH