just threw up a bit in my mouth xx
[NumberNeighbours!!!]
[Thursday 19 September 8:27 am]
ronald : marlene.
ronald : why is snapchat telling me to wish you a happy birthday
ronald : is there something you forgot to mention yesterday??
marley and me : ummm maybe?!
marley and me : surprise everyone its my birthday!!
marley and me : i genuinely forgot to mention it my bad
merida : MARLENE
merida : WHAT THE FUCK
merida : YOUVE GIVEN ME LITERALLY NO TIME TO GET YOU ANYTHINT
remy : HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLEYY
marley and me : THANKS PETE!!
marley and me : lily omg you do not need to get me anything its ok!!
merida : hmmm.
merida : whats your fav chocolate brand at least
marley and me : bountys
mf starboy : 🤮🤮🤮
marley and me : good morning to you too sirius
mf starboy : SORRY IM JUST ASTONISHED WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE IT IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO ADMIT YOU ENJOY BOUNTYS??
mf starboy : also happy birthday marls!!!! <3
marley and me : fuck off bountys are good
ronald : im so sorry this pains me to do but i agree with sirius bountys are fucking vile
mf starboy : THANK YOU
mf starboy : also ew ur a virgo🤮
ronald : ik mr november scorpio isnt speaking rn😐
teamjacob : What’s wrong with bountys?
teamjacob : They’re so good?
mf starboy : yk what maybe i judged bountys too harshly!!
ronald : i stand by my opinion and will not change it bc of a MAN like some people
ronald : cough sirius cough
merida : sorry marls and remus but bountys are so bad
remy : i like bountys!!!!
ronald : heartbreaking. get well soon bae x
ronald : where is james i need to know his stance on the matter
merida : hes in a lecture!
mf starboy : and why do you know that lillibeth
merida : bc he mentioned it yesterday
ronald : did he?? i cannot recall
marleyand me : me neither but i was too busy checking out the fit barista
mf starboy : who?? remus?? i thought you were gay
marley and me : THERE WERE TWO BARISTAS IDIOT
team jacob : Wait Dorcas??
team jacob : Oh I’m so telling her about this
marley and me : REMUS NO PLEASE
marley and me : SHES GONNA THINK IM CREEPY
team jacob : Hmm idk about that
marleyandme : ?????
marley and me : what did she say
marley and me : remus dont u dare go offline
marley and me : WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY
[romulus to dorky]
[Thursday 19 September 8:43 am]
romulus : Cas do you remember that girl yesterday that you said was fit?
dorky : umm yes?
dorky : u said yk her right?
romulus : (XXXXX-XXXX08)
romulus : Thank me later
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Thursday 19 September 8:45am]
team jacob : Happy Birthday Marlene :)
merida : that smiley face looks so threatening
team jacob : :)
marley and me : remus what
marley and me : wait
marley and me : wait a goddamn second
[(XXXXX-XXXX38) to marlene]
[Thursday 19 September 8:45 am]
(XXXXX-XXXX38) : hi is this remus’ friend from yesterday!
marlene : ummm depends whos asking
(XXXXX-XXXX38) : im dorcas i was working yesterday when you came in!!
dorcas : he gave me ur number i hope thats ok?
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Thursday 19 September 8:46 am]
marley and me : YOU GAVE HER MY NUMBER?!?
marley and me : REMUS I LOVE YOU
team jacob : You’re welcome
marley and me : best bday present omg
merida : how tf is my bounty gonna compete w that ffs remus
team jacob : Sorry we can’t all be me ig
mf starboy : ok so drinks on sat is now marlenes bday bash
ronald : ill make the invites
merida : marls whats ur fav cake?
marleyandme : coffee!!
team jacob : What the fuck
team jacob : Literally the only good kind of cake is chocolate cake
team jacob : Who the fuck likes coffee cake what is wrong with you
marley and me : IM SORRY???!?
merida : damn ok clearly that was a sensitive subject my bad
mf starboy : im w remus who tf likes coffee cake?
remy : real!
remy : funfetti is where its at!!!
ronald : are u american or smth where tf do u get funfetti in the uk??
remy : they sell the cake mix at tesco??
ronald : sounds fake but ok
cotton eye jim : wait hold on
cotton eye jim : i just got out of my lecture but wait
cotton eye jim : MARLENE ITS UR BIRTHDAY??
cotton eye jim : AND YOU DIDNT TELL US??
marley and me : SORRY!?!!?!?
marley and me : it genuinely slipped my mind ive never been a big bday celebrator?
cotton eye jim : still
cotton eye jim : happy birthday marley moo hope u have the best day EVER!!
marley and me : awww thank you
marley and me : but never call me marley moo again i just threw up a bit in my mouth xx
remy : yk what mary im bringing funfetti on saturday
remy : so you can see how wrong you are
ronald : go for it pete
ronald : im not about to complain about you bringing more cake?
team jacob : I’ll bring chocolate cake for myself then
mf starboy : can i have a bit then?
team jacob : I’ll think about it
[simp to simp2]
[Thursday 19 September 9:14 am]
simp : hes so in love with me
simp2 : WHAJSHSHAJAJ
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Thursday 19 September 9:16 am]
team jacob : Thought about it.
teamjacob : The answer is no. Get your own.
mf starboy : ok!😃😃😭😭
ronald : damn remus is fucking brutal
cotton eye jim : NAWWWW ASHASHA
[simp2 to simp]
[Thursday 19 September 9:17 am]
simp2 : oh yeah hes enamoured with u m8
simp2 : fucking head over heels
simp2 : i can hear the wedding bells already
simp : james im begging you
simp : let me wallow in PEACE
simp2 : no this is far too funny
simp : i hate this fucking family