i adroe u lillabell
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Saturday 14 September 4:36 pm]
mfstarboy : ITS THE WEEKENDDDD
cotton eye jim : now way really!! i had no clue😐
mf starboy : fuck off im excited
mf starboy : i cant wait to drown my problems in tequila
merida : umm are you ok??
mf starboy : are any of us?!!?
ronald : answer the question bitch boy
mfstarboy : im fine!!
mfstarboy : just had an extremely infuriating conversation with the woman who provided one half of my dna
mfstarboy : so. tequila!
[james to simp]
[Saturday 14 September 4:47 pm]
james : hey is everything ok?
james : ik we havent even met in person but i can always listen
simp : thank you jamie
simp : but im ok! i promise!
simp : my brothers coming over to keep me company and make sure i dont drown in my sleep
james : ok as long as youre sure!
james : youll have to invite me round to keep you company some day
james : ESPECIALLY if there’s tequila
simp : will do jim jam!!
[lily to sirius]
[Saturday 14 September 4:56 pm]
lily : you ok????
sirius : yeah thanks lils
lily : talk to me if you need it babe <3
sirius : i adroe u lillabell
sirius : omg thTs sucj a good nickame
[sirius changed lily’s nickname to lillabell]
sirius : thankf me laterr
lillabell : dont die of alcohol poisoning!!
[remus to sirius]
[Saturday 14 September 5:02 pm]
remus : Hey
sirius : REMSU
remus : Oh god you’re drunk
sirius : nooooooo im. tirpsy
remus : Right
remus : Are you ok?
sirius : YEHA
sirius : regulsu is her dont wprry!
remus : Ok don’t die
remus : Who else will be my enemy to lover?
sirius : AWWWW
sirius : ok gkt it!
sirius : no dy ing
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Saturday 14 September 6:26 pm]
mf starboy : GYUS
mf starboy : i jsut wante fto rhamk jamei fkr makigng thjs groupchat
marley and me : you what now
ronald : ok!! what the fuck!!
teamjacob : Oh no what’s happened now
cotton eye jim : aww np sirius!!
ronald : how did you understand that?!?
remy : get good ig???!
ronald : thanks pete will try that
remy : ❤️
mf starboy : rmeusus
team jacob : Is that supposed to be my name?
mf starboy : REMAU
team jacob : Getting warmer
mfstarboy : hi
teamjacob : Hi???
mf starboy : i didnt telr yo tbis bhut i dawnszkkalKkKkkJkKkK
marley and me : oh!
merida : man down
mf starboy : Hi sorry I’m Sirius’ brother I thought I’d taken his phone already, very sorry about him
team jacob : Is he ok?
mf starboy : Eh
mf starboy : Probably?
cotton eye jim : right that doesnt really ease my anxiety but thanks
mf starboy : No problem random guy on my brother’s phone?
ronald : soooooo
mf starboy : No.
mf starboy : Goodbye
ronald : boring
[remus to sirius]
[Saturday 14 September 6:48 pm]
remus : Hi, is this Regulus?
sirius : Yes are you the Remus who was watching all the Twilight movies
remus : Yes that would be me
remus : Is he ok?
sirius : He’s sleeping right now
remus : Ok good
sirius : Can I ask something?
remus : You just did
sirius : Ha.
remus : Joking go ahead
sirius : Are you and my brother…?
remus : What?
sirius : Like together??
remus : ???
sirius : Ffs are you fucking my brother
remus : NO
remus : Omg no!
remus : We barely know each other we’re just friends
sirius : Hmm strange how you’re the only one who’s checked on him
remus : So? He’s my friend
sirius : Suree
[sirius changed remus’ nickname to sirius’ bf]
sirius : Please don’t change it I want to give Sirius a heart attack when he wakes up
sirius’ bf : Um ok?
sirius’ bf : Enjoy your 3rd rewatch of CMBYN
sirius : Fuck off stop stalking my netflix activity